Bluemoon goes into Meltdown

[Irrational.]

Wilfried Bony in me pocket
but we could do with Gundogan
because I want the best'uns
but the Sheikh asks questions
like 'brother, whats your plan?'

'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
it's like some wealthy oil magnate gives us endless money
but 'eres the one that's driving me beserk:
where do all of our supporters lurk?

We've got some half priced match-nights
And miles and miles of empty aisles
Bluemoon angries, and 50 crates of City tees
Drawn games, bought fame
Rag agenda is to blame
Brand new sky blue match shorts
For the boys in Stockport-port-port-port-port

Two dud fullbacks, No FFP,
Mocked by Ajax, worse than Chelsea
No black or white, no rich or broke
More supporters follow Stoke

God bless empty seats
we've no gate receipts
Sugar daddy sweet
C'est magnifique, empty seats
Magnifique, empty seats
Empty seats

Marvellous.

Post of the year.

 

[unchanged_lineup]

Wilfried Bony in me pocket
but we could do with Gundogan
because I want the best'uns
but the Sheikh asks questions
like 'brother, whats your plan?'

'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
it's like some wealthy oil magnate gives us endless money
but 'eres the one that's driving me beserk:
where do all of our supporters lurk?

We've got some half priced match-nights
And miles and miles of empty aisles
Bluemoon angries, and 50 crates of City tees
Drawn games, bought fame
Rag agenda is to blame
Brand new sky blue match shorts
For the boys in Stockport-port-port-port-port

Two dud fullbacks, No FFP,
Mocked by Ajax, worse than Chelsea
No black or white, no rich or broke
More supporters follow Stoke

God bless empty seats
we've no gate receipts
Sugar daddy sweet
C'est magnifique, empty seats
Magnifique, empty seats
Empty seats

Fabulous

 

[TsuWave]

A local journalist in my country claims City has more fans in Manchester. What a load of sh×t.

Repeat it enough times and it becomes an urban legend, and outsiders love telling other outsiders urban legends as if they were facts in an effort to seem knowledgeable. It's pretty much what happened with that "City has more fans in Manchester" nonsense. Couldn't be further from the truth though.

 

[Alabaster Codify7]

That OF&H parody on the previous page is absolute GOLD. Give that man a knighthood!

 

[Adzzz]

Wilfried Bony in me pocket
but we could do with Gundogan
because I want the best'uns
but the Sheikh asks questions
like 'brother, whats your plan?'

'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
it's like some wealthy oil magnate gives us endless money
but 'eres the one that's driving me beserk:
where do all of our supporters lurk?

We've got some half priced match-nights
And miles and miles of empty aisles
Bluemoon angries, and 50 crates of City tees
Drawn games, bought fame
Rag agenda is to blame
Brand new sky blue match shorts
For the boys in Stockport-port-port-port-port

Two dud fullbacks, No FFP,
Mocked by Ajax, worse than Chelsea
No black or white, no rich or broke
More supporters follow Stoke

God bless empty seats
we've no gate receipts
Sugar daddy sweet
C'est magnifique, empty seats
Magnifique, empty seats
Empty seats

Post of the decade.

 

[JonDahl]

Wilfried Bony in me pocket
but we could do with Gundogan
because I want the best'uns
but the Sheikh asks questions
like 'brother, whats your plan?'

'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
it's like some wealthy oil magnate gives us endless money
but 'eres the one that's driving me beserk:
where do all of our supporters lurk?

We've got some half priced match-nights
And miles and miles of empty aisles
Bluemoon angries, and 50 crates of City tees
Drawn games, bought fame
Rag agenda is to blame
Brand new sky blue match shorts
For the boys in Stockport-port-port-port-port

Two dud fullbacks, No FFP,
Mocked by Ajax, worse than Chelsea
No black or white, no rich or broke
More supporters follow Stoke

God bless empty seats
we've no gate receipts
Sugar daddy sweet
C'est magnifique, empty seats
Magnifique, empty seats
Empty seats

 

[VanGaalEra]

Absolute genius

God bless empty seats
we've no gate receipts
Sugar daddy sweet
C'est magnifique, empty seats
Magnifique, empty seats

 

[Red Star One]

Wilfried Bony in me pocket
but we could do with Gundogan
because I want the best'uns
but the Sheikh asks questions
like 'brother, whats your plan?'

'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
it's like some wealthy oil magnate gives us endless money
but 'eres the one that's driving me beserk:
where do all of our supporters lurk?

We've got some half priced match-nights
And miles and miles of empty aisles
Bluemoon angries, and 50 crates of City tees
Drawn games, bought fame
Rag agenda is to blame
Brand new sky blue match shorts
For the boys in Stockport-port-port-port-port

Two dud fullbacks, No FFP,
Mocked by Ajax, worse than Chelsea
No black or white, no rich or broke
More supporters follow Stoke

God bless empty seats
we've no gate receipts
Sugar daddy sweet
C'est magnifique, empty seats
Magnifique, empty seats
Empty seats

Oh boy. Brilliant

 

[Random Task]

I know I live in UK myself. He is from NYC though, that is probably why the commentators are inclined to put City in a better light.

I meant to quote the other guy, no idea how I ended up quoting you instead. Apologies for that

 

[The Purley King]

Wilfried Bony in me pocket
but we could do with Gundogan
because I want the best'uns
but the Sheikh asks questions
like 'brother, whats your plan?'

'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
it's like some wealthy oil magnate gives us endless money
but 'eres the one that's driving me beserk:
where do all of our supporters lurk?

We've got some half priced match-nights
And miles and miles of empty aisles
Bluemoon angries, and 50 crates of City tees
Drawn games, bought fame
Rag agenda is to blame
Brand new sky blue match shorts
For the boys in Stockport-port-port-port-port

Two dud fullbacks, No FFP,
Mocked by Ajax, worse than Chelsea
No black or white, no rich or broke
More supporters follow Stoke

God bless empty seats
we've no gate receipts
Sugar daddy sweet
C'est magnifique, empty seats
Magnifique, empty seats
Empty seats

There is an Orson Wells 'hand clapping' gif online that for some reason I can't embed. But well done sir!!

I am sharing that

 

[D2Z]

Wilfried Bony in me pocket
but we could do with Gundogan
because I want the best'uns
but the Sheikh asks questions
like 'brother, whats your plan?'

'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
it's like some wealthy oil magnate gives us endless money
but 'eres the one that's driving me beserk:
where do all of our supporters lurk?



We've got some half priced match-nights
And miles and miles of empty aisles
Bluemoon angries, and 50 crates of City tees
Drawn games, bought fame
Rag agenda is to blame
Brand new sky blue match shorts
For the boys in Stockport-port-port-port-port

Two dud fullbacks, No FFP,
Mocked by Ajax, worse than Chelsea
No black or white, no rich or broke
More supporters follow Stoke

God bless empty seats
we've no gate receipts
Sugar daddy sweet
C'est magnifique, empty seats
Magnifique, empty seats
Empty seats

Give this man a fecking Grammy award mods!!!!

 

[clarkydaz]

Wilfried Bony in me pocket
but we could do with Gundogan
because I want the best'uns
but the Sheikh asks questions
like 'brother, whats your plan?'

'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
it's like some wealthy oil magnate gives us endless money
but 'eres the one that's driving me beserk:
where do all of our supporters lurk?

We've got some half priced match-nights
And miles and miles of empty aisles
Bluemoon angries, and 50 crates of City tees
Drawn games, bought fame
Rag agenda is to blame
Brand new sky blue match shorts
For the boys in Stockport-port-port-port-port

Two dud fullbacks, No FFP,
Mocked by Ajax, worse than Chelsea
No black or white, no rich or broke
More supporters follow Stoke

God bless empty seats
we've no gate receipts
Sugar daddy sweet
C'est magnifique, empty seats
Magnifique, empty seats
Empty seats

take a bow, son

 

[Snowjoe]

Wilfried Bony in me pocket
but we could do with Gundogan
because I want the best'uns
but the Sheikh asks questions
like 'brother, whats your plan?'

'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
it's like some wealthy oil magnate gives us endless money
but 'eres the one that's driving me beserk:
where do all of our supporters lurk?

We've got some half priced match-nights
And miles and miles of empty aisles
Bluemoon angries, and 50 crates of City tees
Drawn games, bought fame
Rag agenda is to blame
Brand new sky blue match shorts
For the boys in Stockport-port-port-port-port

Two dud fullbacks, No FFP,
Mocked by Ajax, worse than Chelsea
No black or white, no rich or broke
More supporters follow Stoke

God bless empty seats
we've no gate receipts
Sugar daddy sweet
C'est magnifique, empty seats
Magnifique, empty seats
Empty seats

Unreal

 

[paulscholes18]

Wilfried Bony in me pocket
but we could do with Gundogan
because I want the best'uns
but the Sheikh asks questions
like 'brother, whats your plan?'

'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
it's like some wealthy oil magnate gives us endless money
but 'eres the one that's driving me beserk:
where do all of our supporters lurk?

We've got some half priced match-nights
And miles and miles of empty aisles
Bluemoon angries, and 50 crates of City tees
Drawn games, bought fame
Rag agenda is to blame
Brand new sky blue match shorts
For the boys in Stockport-port-port-port-port

Two dud fullbacks, No FFP,
Mocked by Ajax, worse than Chelsea
No black or white, no rich or broke
More supporters follow Stoke

God bless empty seats
we've no gate receipts
Sugar daddy sweet
C'est magnifique, empty seats
Magnifique, empty seats
Empty seats

 

[Stobzilla]

Two dud fullbacks, No FFP,
Mocked by Ajax, worse than Chelsea
No black or white, no rich or broke
More supporters follow Stoke

God bless empty seats
we've no gate receipts
Sugar daddy sweet
C'est magnifique, empty seats
Magnifique, empty seats
Empty seats

It deserves to be sung in the stretty. Absolute quality.

 

[17 Van der Gouw]

I appreciate all of the love, it's my birthday today and I forgot I made the OFAH thing last night.

Give this man a fecking Grammy award mods!!!!

Actually, all I want is newb forum access I still miss that place. Make me a talent scout and I'll rewrite War & Peace

 

[horsechoker]

Wimbledon got what they came for.

Pathetic performance against one of the worst united sides in awhile. How we didn't muster up enough to score 3 or 4 is beyond me

Rags got what they came for.

Disgusting setup from Mourinho that shows how far they've fallen as a club.

That said, missed chances again. Aguero missed more chances, individually, than the rags have allowed an entire club to have in 2017.

This can't go on.

 

[Dobba]

 

[lewwoo]

I'm so proud to be a City fan.

I never thought I'd see the day where United came to our ground too scared to attack, too scared to come out of their own half, playing solely for a 0-0 and celebrating it at the end.

This is bigger than one game. The tide has well and truly turned. We're the top dogs in Manchester and it'll be that way for a long, long time.

 

[TheReligion]

City were pretty underwhelming.

If roles were reversed I'd be fuming not to win.

 

[shaggy]

That massive one point difference in the league a true indicator of how much better they are than us.

 

[Adzzz]

"Top dogs in manchester" funnily enough wasn't Ricky Hatton the last boxer to be shit in the ring?

 

[MrMarcello]

All those empty seats... did the RAWK field trip bus have a flat enroute?

 

[manutd619]

Lol deluded cnuts need to be less focused on us and more concerned with having a superstar squad with 'the best manager in the world' and sitting in 4th with no chance of silverware

 

[All 3 United]

It's funny really. Even their ground (oh sorry it's actually not theirs!) sounds like a lower division ground. Just a nothing club with a sugar daddy. Pathetic really.

 

[namco]

I'm so proud to be a City fan.

I never thought I'd see the day where United came to our ground too scared to attack, too scared to come out of their own half, playing solely for a 0-0 and celebrating it at the end.

This is bigger than one game. The tide has well and truly turned. We're the top dogs in Manchester and it'll be that way for a long, long time.

Had to do a double take on that one. Total delusion.

They were practically full strength bar Silva. We were missing Pogba, Ibra, Roja. If that wasn't enough we also played Darmien & Fellani just to make it easier for them.

 

[Xeno]

All those empty seats... did the RAWK field trip bus have a flat enroute?

I had six tickets to sell today. Couldn't get rid even at £40 for three! Loads of empty seats next to me, maybe 10%

 

[Carolina Red]

No FA conspiracy talk, huh?

 

[witchtrials]

"Funny" lyric changes are basically never amusing so didn't bother reading until I saw about a dozen responses. Like it, especially the closing theme part. In some alternate universe the last verse is a chant.

 

[SuperiorXI]

Had to do a double take on that one. Total delusion.

They were practically full strength bar Silva. We were missing Pogba, Ibra, Roja. If that wasn't enough we also played Darmien & Fellani just to make it easier for them.

Not to mention Zlatan & Mata.

Edit: Whoops one too many beers!

 

[vodrake]

Any mention about that disgusting Referee consipracy from the United biased FA against them tonight?

 

[Sanchez7]

Wilfried Bony in me pocket
but we could do with Gundogan
because I want the best'uns
but the Sheikh asks questions
like 'brother, whats your plan?'

'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
it's like some wealthy oil magnate gives us endless money
but 'eres the one that's driving me beserk:
where do all of our supporters lurk?

We've got some half priced match-nights
And miles and miles of empty aisles
Bluemoon angries, and 50 crates of City tees
Drawn games, bought fame
Rag agenda is to blame
Brand new sky blue match shorts
For the boys in Stockport-port-port-port-port

Two dud fullbacks, No FFP,
Mocked by Ajax, worse than Chelsea
No black or white, no rich or broke
More supporters follow Stoke

God bless empty seats
we've no gate receipts
Sugar daddy sweet
C'est magnifique, empty seats
Magnifique, empty seats
Empty seats

Brilliant.

 

[horsechoker]

Rags celebrating like they won the league, how embarassing, how the mighty have fallen

When did this happen?

If United are as shit as people on here are saying - what does that make us?

One of them gets it

 

[Offside]

They're an absolute shit club. Winning feck all this season.

 

[van der star]

When did this happen?

Right after the final whistle. There was a grand celebration from all the players and staff and we mocked the City fans in their own stadium. All this took place in the poor bluemoon poster's head, sadly.

 

[.Phil1968]

Wilfried Bony in me pocket
but we could do with Gundogan
because I want the best'uns
but the Sheikh asks questions
like 'brother, whats your plan?'

'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
it's like some wealthy oil magnate gives us endless money
but 'eres the one that's driving me beserk:
where do all of our supporters lurk?

We've got some half priced match-nights
And miles and miles of empty aisles
Bluemoon angries, and 50 crates of City tees
Drawn games, bought fame
Rag agenda is to blame
Brand new sky blue match shorts
For the boys in Stockport-port-port-port-port

Two dud fullbacks, No FFP,
Mocked by Ajax, worse than Chelsea
No black or white, no rich or broke
More supporters follow Stoke

God bless empty seats
we've no gate receipts
Sugar daddy sweet
C'est magnifique, empty seats
Magnifique, empty seats
Empty seats

That is outstanding

 

[Adisa]

Moral victory.

 

[TheReligion]

Wilfried Bony in me pocket
but we could do with Gundogan
because I want the best'uns
but the Sheikh asks questions
like 'brother, whats your plan?'

'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
it's like some wealthy oil magnate gives us endless money
but 'eres the one that's driving me beserk:
where do all of our supporters lurk?

We've got some half priced match-nights
And miles and miles of empty aisles
Bluemoon angries, and 50 crates of City tees
Drawn games, bought fame
Rag agenda is to blame
Brand new sky blue match shorts
For the boys in Stockport-port-port-port-port

Two dud fullbacks, No FFP,
Mocked by Ajax, worse than Chelsea
No black or white, no rich or broke
More supporters follow Stoke

God bless empty seats
we've no gate receipts
Sugar daddy sweet
C'est magnifique, empty seats
Magnifique, empty seats
Empty seats

Ha ha ha where's this from

 

[17 Van der Gouw]

Ha ha ha where's this from

My strange mind, unfortunately.

That said, if any foreign fans who aren't familiar with 80s British comedy are scratching their heads about what the feck that weird song is based on, see here:

 

[Crashoutcassius]

This guy is sadly correct