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Sang it once, stuck in head nowHere come the men in black
Rags and Gill agenda
Sang it once, stuck in head nowHere come the men in black
Rags and Gill agenda
Right lads n lasses, the objective for thursday nights showdown with the massives is clear to me now, we simply must win in the most improper way imagineable. So, they have around 80% possession to our measly 19%, they have like 4 perfectly legitimate goals dissallowed due to shockingly poor refereeing (1 of those goals would be an absolute stunner containing 56 passes and an overhead kick to finish) 3 disturbling unfair sending offs of their players, 34 corners to our 3 and throughout the game they miss 14 clear cut chances and we haven't even had a solitary shot on goal. Then and only then does the miracle happen. It's 99th minute and Citeh are laying seige to our goal just as they have for the previous 98 minutes to pass, Bailly hoofs the ball upfield in the general direction of the one known as microphone head who catches the ball with both hands and preceeds to drop kick/punt the ball towards Rashford who is standing in an offside position - some 18 yards or so - munching on a strawberry cornetto, who then bares down on goal and finishes with absolute aplomb -wherby he quite literally picks up the ball, stuffs it under his right arm and dives over the line Rugby League style, the ref awards the goal and instantly blows the final whistle before Citeh can kick off again. Game over.
I will then purchase the LARGEST bag of popcorn ever assembled by human hands and a 20 crate of Stella, then head back to this thread and watch the fireworks commence. What a night that would be.
Here come the men in black
Rags and Gill agenda
Prefer RashfootJogback .
Or Michael Oliver allowing Joe Hart to manhandle him while sending off Di Maria for exactly the same thing?How does Bravo not conceding a penalty and not getting carded for a 2 footed tackle on Rooney in the 1st derby fit into the ragspiricy?
I don't think you know how percentages work
Maybe he should just boycott the game like thousands of others are already doing."I would gladly lose out on 4th place if we could do some sort of protest. "
Surely this just plays into the conspiracy? Where was the missing 1% of possession? Who has it?
It's remarkable how all supporters seem to think it's only their side get fecked over by the ref. I would question the age of these eejits but grown men spout it continually.
The ref as he chips Bravo for our goal.Surely this just plays into the conspiracy? Where was the missing 1% of possession? Who has it?
Bailly hoofs the ball upfield in the general direction of the one known as microphone head
Here come the men in black
Rags and Gill agenda
Are those posts seriously from people who post in bluemoon forum, or are they self automated robots? Are they real people is what im trying to get to.
Im a therapist in real life, they sound extremely manic and paranoid, so I am not sure in one forum alone you can have that many posters who think like that.
Are they real people is what I am trying to understand.
One could say that another bad season for Pep and he'll have 'one foot in the grave'
Although he ain't quite like Robert Huth
Kompany's just too long in the tooth
I came from Bayern to meet City's needs
Now I need Messi and maybe prayer beads
I may be Tiky, Taky and in need of a shave
Bring me Xavi, Iniesta and even that Big Dave
But give me half a chance and this shite season I'll save...
Spot on. I think maybe a mod or 2 might have Schizoaffective disorder and it probably has a domino effect on what posters think it is "normality". It is impossible for there to be quite such a high number of delusions in each poster.Cluster A personalities galore
Absolutely brilliant.One could say that another bad season for Pep and he'll have 'one foot in the grave'
Although he ain't quite like Robert Huth
Kompany's just too long in the tooth
I came from Bayern to meet City's needs
Now I need Messi and maybe prayer beads
I may be Tiky, Taky and in need of a shave
Bring me Xavi, Iniesta and even that Big Dave
But give me half a chance and this shite season I'll save...
Or Michael Oliver allowing Joe Hart to manhandle him while sending off Di Maria for exactly the same thing?
Ha! I'm aware that this is a 'take the piss out of City' thread but as you ask....
In two of City's most important games this season we have been absolutely stitched up by referees, Chelsea at home we were denied a stone-wall penalty and Luiz should have been sent off. Spurs at home, denied a stone-penalty which would have seen them reduced to ten men and a pretty certain three points to City. Both games were pivotal. But it isn't just those decisions its the immediate yellow cards against City and the almost uninhibited fouling of the likes of Silva going unpunished, the yellow card given to Sterling when he should have got a penalty...etc. Imagine, Chelsea having three less points and City having five more, the league would be a different kettle of fish.
Conspiracy against City? Do you know what? I'm not sure, it does seem as though in every big game we suffer from refereeing decisions, Sunday being the latest example. And, these things don't even out.
And, as an aside, there are threads on here criticising referees for their decisions affecting United. Honestly, the mind boggles that Utd fans think they are hard done by this season!
Yep. That period from roughly October through to December was absolutely ridiculous, with refs wronging us left right and centre. Blatant red cards and penalties not given, onside goals being ruled off, game after game after game. And I do mean 'blatant'. Before and after that period it's been more normal with some decisions going our way and some against, but that 2-3 month period was just incredible. Even in games where we ended up winning it felt like it was despite the referee.I think a lot of fans forget how many decisions we had against us in the earlier part of the season, and nothing really in that time went in our favour. As soon as we got a few decisions opposition fans were up in arms!
Their pre match thread is entirely about the referee.
Is that Fellaini?
It's remarkable how all supporters seem to think it's only their side get fecked over by the ref. I would question the age of these eejits but grown men spout it continually.
Rawk is taking over!
Absolutely brilliant.
Just a reminder to the Blue cnuts of what they used to be before they became a Sheikh's little play thing, got relegated after this game
Fantastic skill for that goal tbh.
Yeah, would have been a goal of the year contender at the other end. Should have put him in attack instead.Gazzaesque, just at the wrong end.
Just a reminder to the Blue cnuts of what they used to be before they became a Sheikh's little play thing, got relegated after this game
One could say that another bad season for Pep and he'll have 'one foot in the grave'
Although he ain't quite like Robert Huth
Kompany's just too long in the tooth
I came from Bayern to meet City's needs
Now I need Messi and maybe prayer beads
I may be Tiky, Taky and in need of a shave
Bring me Xavi, Iniesta and even that Big Dave
But give me half a chance and this shite season I'll save...
Mediocre is a bit too kind a word.Oh the irony of a once mediocre club being bought by oil money calling their rivals rags.
Oh btw maybe they should let that go and get some new material seeing as it's been nearly 70 years