Bluemoon goes into Meltdown

I think you used to be able to come to England and throw a few hundred million at it and you'll win the league but the parity now of the other teams and overall competition means there's more obstacles and other teams can compete for top signings too. It's just harder to come in and flash your check book.

I think Pep is a smart guy and clearly is a talented coach but my guess is that he's not going to deliver the PL or the CL in three years. He's one year in and it seems they aren't as good. I'd say they look their weakest in over 5 years despite having a lot of talent (at least in the final third). He failed at Bayern; took over a machine and to not make one CL final given their resources and inherited squad is a failure no matter how pleasing the style of play. From 2 finals and a win in previous seasons to 0-3 in semi's.

I think the buzz of playing for Pep is dying down. On top of that he is a stubborn guy that has basically said he will not change his ways and adapt to the differences in the league. The only shot he has of winning 1 of those two titles in the next 2 seasons is totally prioritizing one over the other even then I still don't think it's likely. If he spends this summer and gets a similarly average window the results next season would probably be slightly worse.

All said, happy days.
 
17 Van der Gouw said:
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Chim chim cher-ee
 
AN17 said:
Every single post on there is about how the result has already been decided, how they are going to get kicked about with referee doing nothing, how the FA and United are using the media to print stories to destabilize their preparations and sow discord in their camps (they are even making up headlines that they feel will be published), soon and so forth. Even the sanest person has to resort to drinking a bit of conspiracy Kool-aid to look good amongst other numpties. And they don't trust any single one of the referees too.
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Funniest thing is their keeper should have seen red when we played them in the league last time and we should have got a pen yet they harp on about how the refs are gonna help us
 
Random Task said:
Right lads n lasses, the objective for thursday nights showdown with the massives is clear to me now, we simply must win in the most improper way imagineable. So, they have around 80% possession to our measly 19%, they have like 4 perfectly legitimate goals dissallowed due to shockingly poor refereeing (1 of those goals would be an absolute stunner containing 56 passes and an overhead kick to finish) 3 disturbling unfair sending offs of their players, 34 corners to our 3 and throughout the game they miss 14 clear cut chances and we haven't even had a solitary shot on goal. Then and only then does the miracle happen. It's 99th minute and Citeh are laying seige to our goal just as they have for the previous 98 minutes to pass, Bailly hoofs the ball upfield in the general direction of the one known as microphone head who catches the ball with both hands and preceeds to drop kick/punt the ball towards Rashford who is standing in an offside position - some 18 yards or so - munching on a strawberry cornetto, who then bares down on goal and finishes with absolute aplomb -wherby he quite literally picks up the ball, stuffs it under his right arm and dives over the line Rugby League style, the ref awards the goal and instantly blows the final whistle before Citeh can kick off again. Game over.

I will then purchase the LARGEST bag of popcorn ever assembled by human hands and a 20 crate of Stella, then head back to this thread and watch the fireworks commence. What a night that would be.
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What a rollercoaster
 
Sassy Colin said:
Even Ya Ya is getting on on the conspiracy act! Imagine if Pep had come out with this in a post match interview, they'd be a heavy fine. How can he get away with this?



http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39694245
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I'd rather play without a ref too, but only if our nasty cnuts are playing - get Rojo, Ibrahimovic, Fellaini, Herrera, Rooney out there, elbows sharpened, barbed wire on their boots, and tell them to feck them up.
 
salford_ said:
The fact grown men on Bluemoon call Utd rags, Arsenal tarquins, and Chelsea chavs, is pretty embarrassing.

Still hilarious watching them claim the entire footballing world has it in for them, and there is an agenda. The same agenda they ridiculed Mourinho for btw.
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It's ridiculous. They're worse than Trump.
 
Sky will have the mics turned up to max in front of the utd fans and down to minimum elsewhere.

The Kippax Corner & SS Standing Section need to be in full hatred mode, giving the red scum serious abuse every time they touch the ball for the entire game.

Let's have their fans sh*tting the
themselves & turn make the stadium intimidating & a cauldron of noise.

A whole stadium Poznan, renditions of 'This City is Ours' with particular emphasis on 'F*** OFF BACK TO LONDON' plus 'F*ck off Mourinho' and 'Martin Tyler is a w*nker' and whatever it takes to strike fear into the dirty, red sh*te.

Be the 12th man, make the players proud and make all of us expat blues watching from afar (Cambodia for the next 3 months) proud to blue too.
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Wilfried Bony in me pocket
but we could do with Gundogan
because I want the best'uns
but the Sheikh asks questions
like 'brother, whats your plan?'

'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
it's like some wealthy oil magnate gives us endless money
but 'eres the one that's driving me beserk:
where do all of our supporters lurk?

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We've got some half priced match-nights
And miles and miles of empty aisles
Bluemoon angries, and 50 crates of City tees
Drawn games, bought fame
Rag agenda is to blame
Brand new sky blue match shorts
For the boys in Stockport-port-port-port-port

Two dud fullbacks, No FFP,
Mocked by Ajax, worse than Chelsea
No black or white, no rich or broke
More supporters follow Stoke

God bless empty seats
we've no gate receipts
Sugar daddy sweet
C'est magnifique, empty seats
Magnifique, empty seats
Empty seats
 
17 Van der Gouw said:
Wilfried Bony in me pocket
but we could do with Gundogan
because I want the best'uns
but the Sheikh asks questions
like 'brother, whats your plan?'

'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
it's like some wealthy oil magnate gives us endless money
but 'eres the one that's driving me beserk:
where do all of our supporters lurk?

0CbuvFI.png


We've got some half priced match-nights
And miles and miles of empty aisles
Bluemoon angries, and 50 crates of City tees
Drawn games, bought fame
Rag agenda is to blame
Brand new sky blue match shorts
For the boys in Stockport-port-port-port-port

Two dud fullbacks, No FFP,
Mocked by Ajax, worse than Chelsea
No black or white, no rich or broke
More supporters follow Stoke

God bless empty seats
we've no gate receipts
Sugar daddy sweet
C'est magnifique, empty seats
Magnifique, empty seats
Empty seats
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:lol::lol:
 

:lol:

I'd imagine a vast majority of reds attending tomorrow's game like myself haven been to Anfield (a proper rivalry) and have experienced some very hostile crowds.. nothing this lot can serve up will make a) the supporters, b) the players c) Martin Tyler intimidated.
 
17 Van der Gouw said:
Wilfried Bony in me pocket
but we could do with Gundogan
because I want the best'uns
but the Sheikh asks questions
like 'brother, whats your plan?'

'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
it's like some wealthy oil magnate gives us endless money
but 'eres the one that's driving me beserk:
where do all of our supporters lurk?

0CbuvFI.png


We've got some half priced match-nights
And miles and miles of empty aisles
Bluemoon angries, and 50 crates of City tees
Drawn games, bought fame
Rag agenda is to blame
Brand new sky blue match shorts
For the boys in Stockport-port-port-port-port

Two dud fullbacks, No FFP,
Mocked by Ajax, worse than Chelsea
No black or white, no rich or broke
More supporters follow Stoke

God bless empty seats
we've no gate receipts
Sugar daddy sweet
C'est magnifique, empty seats
Magnifique, empty seats
Empty seats
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Jesus christ! :lol:
 
Mister_Stubbs said:
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I'd imagine a vast majority of reds attending tomorrow's game like myself haven been to Anfield (a proper rivalry) and have experienced some very hostile crowds.. nothing this lot can serve up will make a) the supporters, b) the players c) Martin Tyler intimidated.
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Can just see Martin Tyler roll up, "crowd is hostile tonight..... there's dozens of them."
 
17 Van der Gouw said:
Wilfried Bony in me pocket
but we could do with Gundogan
because I want the best'uns
but the Sheikh asks questions
like 'brother, whats your plan?'

'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
it's like some wealthy oil magnate gives us endless money
but 'eres the one that's driving me beserk:
where do all of our supporters lurk?

0CbuvFI.png


We've got some half priced match-nights
And miles and miles of empty aisles
Bluemoon angries, and 50 crates of City tees
Drawn games, bought fame
Rag agenda is to blame
Brand new sky blue match shorts
For the boys in Stockport-port-port-port-port

Two dud fullbacks, No FFP,
Mocked by Ajax, worse than Chelsea
No black or white, no rich or broke
More supporters follow Stoke

God bless empty seats
we've no gate receipts
Sugar daddy sweet
C'est magnifique, empty seats
Magnifique, empty seats
Empty seats
Click to expand...

Take a bow son!
 
17 Van der Gouw said:
Wilfried Bony in me pocket
but we could do with Gundogan
because I want the best'uns
but the Sheikh asks questions
like 'brother, whats your plan?'

'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
it's like some wealthy oil magnate gives us endless money
but 'eres the one that's driving me beserk:
where do all of our supporters lurk?

0CbuvFI.png


We've got some half priced match-nights
And miles and miles of empty aisles
Bluemoon angries, and 50 crates of City tees
Drawn games, bought fame
Rag agenda is to blame
Brand new sky blue match shorts
For the boys in Stockport-port-port-port-port

Two dud fullbacks, No FFP,
Mocked by Ajax, worse than Chelsea
No black or white, no rich or broke
More supporters follow Stoke

God bless empty seats
we've no gate receipts
Sugar daddy sweet
C'est magnifique, empty seats
Magnifique, empty seats
Empty seats
Click to expand...

Brilliant!
 
17 Van der Gouw said:
Wilfried Bony in me pocket
but we could do with Gundogan
because I want the best'uns
but the Sheikh asks questions
like 'brother, whats your plan?'

'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
it's like some wealthy oil magnate gives us endless money
but 'eres the one that's driving me beserk:
where do all of our supporters lurk?

0CbuvFI.png


We've got some half priced match-nights
And miles and miles of empty aisles
Bluemoon angries, and 50 crates of City tees
Drawn games, bought fame
Rag agenda is to blame
Brand new sky blue match shorts
For the boys in Stockport-port-port-port-port

Two dud fullbacks, No FFP,
Mocked by Ajax, worse than Chelsea
No black or white, no rich or broke
More supporters follow Stoke

God bless empty seats
we've no gate receipts
Sugar daddy sweet
C'est magnifique, empty seats
Magnifique, empty seats
Empty seats
Click to expand...

:lol: :lol:
 
17 Van der Gouw said:
Wilfried Bony in me pocket
but we could do with Gundogan
because I want the best'uns
but the Sheikh asks questions
like 'brother, whats your plan?'

'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
it's like some wealthy oil magnate gives us endless money
but 'eres the one that's driving me beserk:
where do all of our supporters lurk?

0CbuvFI.png


We've got some half priced match-nights
And miles and miles of empty aisles
Bluemoon angries, and 50 crates of City tees
Drawn games, bought fame
Rag agenda is to blame
Brand new sky blue match shorts
For the boys in Stockport-port-port-port-port

Two dud fullbacks, No FFP,
Mocked by Ajax, worse than Chelsea
No black or white, no rich or broke
More supporters follow Stoke

God bless empty seats
we've no gate receipts
Sugar daddy sweet
C'est magnifique, empty seats
Magnifique, empty seats
Empty seats
Click to expand...
This is brilliant.
 
17 Van der Gouw said:
Wilfried Bony in me pocket
but we could do with Gundogan
because I want the best'uns
but the Sheikh asks questions
like 'brother, whats your plan?'

'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
it's like some wealthy oil magnate gives us endless money
but 'eres the one that's driving me beserk:
where do all of our supporters lurk?

0CbuvFI.png


We've got some half priced match-nights
And miles and miles of empty aisles
Bluemoon angries, and 50 crates of City tees
Drawn games, bought fame
Rag agenda is to blame
Brand new sky blue match shorts
For the boys in Stockport-port-port-port-port

Two dud fullbacks, No FFP,
Mocked by Ajax, worse than Chelsea
No black or white, no rich or broke
More supporters follow Stoke

God bless empty seats
we've no gate receipts
Sugar daddy sweet
C'est magnifique, empty seats
Magnifique, empty seats
Empty seats
Click to expand...

Needs to be recorded!
 
Zelalem said:
A local journalist in my country claims City has more fans in Manchester. What a load of sh×t.
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There are plenty of people in the UK who think that too. One trip to Manchester is all it takes to dispel the myth.
 
Mihai said:
No surprise judging by your location.
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Pure fabrication, believe me.

Central Manchester is predominantly inhabited by United fans, as they are in most major cities around the UK. Stockport or Didsbury are 2 of the few places that City fans are well known to inhabit.
 
Zelalem said:
A local journalist in my country claims City has more fans in Manchester. What a load of sh×t.
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Maybe he meant they have more fans in Manchester vs having fans anywhere else in the world...
 
17 Van der Gouw said:
Wilfried Bony in me pocket
but we could do with Gundogan
because I want the best'uns
but the Sheikh asks questions
like 'brother, whats your plan?'

'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
it's like some wealthy oil magnate gives us endless money
but 'eres the one that's driving me beserk:
where do all of our supporters lurk?

0CbuvFI.png


We've got some half priced match-nights
And miles and miles of empty aisles
Bluemoon angries, and 50 crates of City tees
Drawn games, bought fame
Rag agenda is to blame
Brand new sky blue match shorts
For the boys in Stockport-port-port-port-port

Two dud fullbacks, No FFP,
Mocked by Ajax, worse than Chelsea
No black or white, no rich or broke
More supporters follow Stoke

God bless empty seats
we've no gate receipts
Sugar daddy sweet
C'est magnifique, empty seats
Magnifique, empty seats
Empty seats
Click to expand...
:lol:
 
17 Van der Gouw said:
Wilfried Bony in me pocket
but we could do with Gundogan
because I want the best'uns
but the Sheikh asks questions
like 'brother, whats your plan?'

'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
it's like some wealthy oil magnate gives us endless money
but 'eres the one that's driving me beserk:
where do all of our supporters lurk?

0CbuvFI.png


We've got some half priced match-nights
And miles and miles of empty aisles
Bluemoon angries, and 50 crates of City tees
Drawn games, bought fame
Rag agenda is to blame
Brand new sky blue match shorts
For the boys in Stockport-port-port-port-port

Two dud fullbacks, No FFP,
Mocked by Ajax, worse than Chelsea
No black or white, no rich or broke
More supporters follow Stoke

God bless empty seats
we've no gate receipts
Sugar daddy sweet
C'est magnifique, empty seats
Magnifique, empty seats
Empty seats
Click to expand...
:lol: Post of the year right here!
 
17 Van der Gouw said:
Wilfried Bony in me pocket
but we could do with Gundogan
because I want the best'uns
but the Sheikh asks questions
like 'brother, whats your plan?'

'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
it's like some wealthy oil magnate gives us endless money
but 'eres the one that's driving me beserk:
where do all of our supporters lurk?

0CbuvFI.png


We've got some half priced match-nights
And miles and miles of empty aisles
Bluemoon angries, and 50 crates of City tees
Drawn games, bought fame
Rag agenda is to blame
Brand new sky blue match shorts
For the boys in Stockport-port-port-port-port

Two dud fullbacks, No FFP,
Mocked by Ajax, worse than Chelsea
No black or white, no rich or broke
More supporters follow Stoke

God bless empty seats
we've no gate receipts
Sugar daddy sweet
C'est magnifique, empty seats
Magnifique, empty seats
Empty seats
Click to expand...
Wilfred Bony in me pocket:lol:
 
Random Task said:
Pure fabrication, believe me.

Central Manchester is predominantly inhabited by United fans, as they are in most major cities around the UK. Stockport or Didsbury are 2 of the few places that City fans are well known to inhabit.
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I know :) I live in UK myself. He is from NYC though, that is probably why the commentators are inclined to put City in a better light.
 
Zelalem said:
A local journalist in my country claims City has more fans in Manchester. What a load of sh×t.
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Pfft.

I live just outside Manchester and frequently go to town shopping or on nights out, or to the Trafford Centre, or to various tourist attractions with the family - the number of red shirts as you walk around those places far, far outweighs the number of blue shirts. It's not even close or debateable.

Of course, there is more than a hint of suspicion that many City fans are unfortunately stuck in traffic when travelling to these places, as seems commonplace on matchdays.
 
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