Bluemoon goes into Meltdown

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They've locked it to keep us out :lol::lol::lol:

North Korea-esque.
 
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Let's take care of our own business, then we feast.
Yes, true, but i want to hold his heart on a spear and let out a war cry as blood drips from the spear onto my arm, down to my face. Then the crowd chants repeatedly Glory Glory Man United!!!
 
I got through their defences for a minute then was kicked out. From the limited time I was in there I saw unspeakable things.
 
I got through their defences for a minute then was kicked out. From the limited time I was in there I saw unspeakable things.

My word. You sit down and have a cup of tea. You must have witnessed some horrible things.
 
I'm in on the mobile site..
We have nothing. Goalkeeper who - on the second goal- only hit the ground when the ball hit the net. Has zero reflexes or positional sense.

Defence- shambles. Stones is a mess. Clichy offers nothing. Otamendi is embarrassing.

Attaching midfield is ok. No defensive midfield.

No service to Kun. Sterling - see Otamendi

Pep has won ten thousand trophies with BM and Barca. We here that every week. It means feck all.

In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king.

Shambles, absolute shambles. And please don't say we can still catch Chelsea. Our season will be a success if we get top 4.

God help us against Spurs.

Anyone gonna come on here and defend that? Call us all rags etc.

Now that was utterly shit from back to front. The manager looked clueless as did the players.

Khaldoon put all of his eggs in the barca "dream team" basket of ferrano, cheeky and pep and it has backfired miserably. Recruitment has been shocking since Cook left. In addition to that we have let the team age really badly. Hence a bunch of kids gave us the runaround today.

Our manager is either thick or stubborn as he still seems surprised by the premier league. The keeper he has brought in is shite end of. I can see pep resigning and joe back at the start of next season.

We need to feck off ALL of the barca boys and start again. Trouble is, we won't and we will probably sign messi and even make him look bad!
 
I'm in on the mobile site..
Christ that reaction is a mixture of hilarious and painfully familiar.

The comments about buying Messi and making him look Shite are what I've heard in here tbh.

But I've no clue what the 'one eyed man' proverb is all about :-)
 
I've just realized they spent more than 400mio € in the past 2 seasons for new players :eek::eek:
 
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The only time loads of City fans turn up to one place at once.
 
Feels odd to be dancing on their graves whilst we are losing....
 
There was a huge thread named 'Guardiola and the future' or something. It has disappeared.
 
There was a huge thread named 'Guardiola and the future' or something. It has disappeared.
Yes and now a thread titled "Is it time to panic yet?" is growing quickly

E.g.
Our manager has made a storied career out of beating up Real Beris and Darmstadt with decent players. Europa League is our level.
We won't finish in the top 4. For all we laugh at United, they've not been half as embarrassing as what we've just watched this afternoon.
 
theyll still claim that refs cost them the title and top 4 if they miss on both. Really are an insecure bunch.

Pep is struggling
 
Even with our draw I'm still gonna :lol::lol::lol:

Be even more hilarious if they lose to Spurs:D
 
Did Gael Clichy say and I quote "we are going to carry on playing like this" haha

Great, they'll be lucky to finish as high as moyes did with us!
 
They are a bit down in the dumps tonight…

Last goal bravo again,feck me sideways,off to drown myself in chocolate

feck off. That pathetic whatever the feck that was at the end from stones was the poo flavoured nugget on a pile of utter shite.

The flappers will be out in force an you know what? As well they should.

I did a poopoo like a big boy.

Bravo. Lol
Otamendi. Even when he looks alright he's still a central defender in a 4-0 pasting. That dive at the end summed the wet lettuce up.
Stones. £50m lol
Sagna. Looked ok at best
Clichy. Did he even try?
Silva. Pointless
De Bruyne. Wasteful and no bottle
Aguero. Garbage yet again
Iheanacho. Couldn't trap a breezeblock
Yaya. Pathetic excuse of a CM at the top these days
Zabaleta. Like an old dog that needs putting down.
Sterling. Poor after he realised he wasn't getting anything

Management team score a -5 out of 10.

Hate to say it but I'm starting to lose faith in pep
Absolutely abject performance

Nearly as bad as our server. Not quite though.

We'll be lucky to finish 6th.

Clownio is fecking useless.

Spurs will batter us next week.

Terrible defending for every goal.

But it would have been so different had Clattenbent awarded the penalty that he should have at 0-0.

And he's supposed to be the best ref in the world?

What a fecking joke!

Oh well, at least we can focus on the FA Cup now, we're not good enough for anything else.

Suspect heat map from Everton v Man City.


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Bring back Mancini and Garry Cook. Pep, txixi and ferrian are ruining team.

Yes, yes and YES

fecking shambles!

GUARDIOLA and Txiki OUT....MANCINI IN!!!!!

Bring back Pellegrini! Seriously. Get rid of begiristein

Bring back pelligrini!

Pep really is a magician he's turned Sergio aguero into feckin lee Bradbury

bring back Mancini and get a new director of football

Diego Simeone, that the man for us, take no F**ing prisoners and give the supporters a team to be proud of

I'm beginning to think Bravo could catch the ball, turn around, hurl it into his own net, and still get selected the following week.

The clueless look on peps face sat static on the bench tells you all you need to know. Out of his depth at city. Terrible preparation again as surely you couldnt be that vunerable to every attack. Develops youth? You're having a laugh. No redeeming features for me, mind the seeds were sown months back but the pro pep brigade couldn't see it, well they can surely see it now. We're in big trouble no doubt about it, and i'm not sure pep has any idea what to do about it. Our goal difference is the real tell tale sign. The goalkeeper situation is a joke, as is the stones buy, hes as bad as any and age is no excuse in his case.

What I would give for the return of the King. Mancini. Great attacking play, hard working, AGGRESSIVE, and solid at the back.

Do you know what - people said before that Pep is a fraud. I now believe them.

"You can't make chicken salad out of chicken 5hit". Some of the players he has to work with are not good enough, the squad is hideously unbalanced. We've given him Aguero and Kelechi as our only 2 strikers. Crazy. Mancini had Tevez, Aguero, Dzeko, Balotelli

Pep needs a good kick up the arse. Seems the longer he has to prepare the worse we perform. He sat down on his hole at 2-0 and looked completely lost. Hes not enjoying life at the moment, well so what? he needs to stop feeling sorry for himself and do the fecking job he's handsomely paid to do.

We had a few decent chances in the first half but couldn't force a good save from even one of them, and some good approach play in the second, but we are toothless up front and totally in-fecking-capable at the back.
Which fecking dickhead waved goodbye to Demichelis and Quim Mangler then only brought in Stones? Did anybody really think Vince would be fit all season? fecking madness.
We've had forwards to choose from when we won the league: Sergio, Tevez, Dzeko and Mario in 2011-12 generally with two up top and scoring loads. Then Sergio, Dzeko, Jovetic, Negredo in 2013-14 again with two up top and scoring loads. So why the feck did we go into this season with just Sergio and a youngster like Nacho?
Nolito and Gundogan aren't out and out strikers.
And the view was shite, but you already knew that as it was at Goodison. Pre-match pie and chips was the highlight of the trip.
Didn't notice many "dry your fanny" morons in the first 15-20 pages; perhaps they'll appear now it's full time in their game at the swamp.

Pep has that 'I'm gonna quit' look about him. I really wouldn't be surprised.

feck Mancini we need Donald trump Donald trump I say

It nearly breaks my heart that we didn't push on after 93-20.

We really did have the opportunity to dominate & create records,legends & a dynasty.

The PL has subsequently changed & the opportunity has probably gone for ever.

We've let the rags off the hook yet again.


I’ll save the best ‘til last, some good old xenophobia against Spanish players.

Lets have this right.

This spanish fecking love in is turning us into a laughing stock.

Mancini's ageing team is finished. And no fecker in authority has improved it since 2012. Apart from KDB we have spent 4000000 zillion on shit.

Tiki, or whatever his fecking name is clearly a ****.

How can you spend so much and not improve.

I watched Silva speak in spanish on an english interview the other day. Why the feck is he not speaking in english, after all we have only made him a ziliionaire, rude ****.


Everton are plain awful, really shit. Set themselves up to get a nil nil but we did nothing, none even a proper shot till over an hour.


Aguero, well. We were allw aiting for a petulant sending off like the other unprofessioanal Brazillian dick. Ottamendi, cowardly ****.


They were all fecking shit.

Pep, sort this shit out or feck off.


that was the worst performance in 10 years, fecking shit.
 
They're going through what we did with Van Gaal. If it wasn't so hilarious I'd feel for them.
 
Hey friends been a long time since I posted here, was wondering where the pep out club can be found? We are a fecking embarrassment and it is entirely the fault of gaurdiola and his, I said it before he joined as well. the egotistical **** believes his own shite and now he's finding out what it's like to play in a competitive league he can't handle it. He is out of his depth because he has never actually had to do any difficult work, chances the best out of the greatest Barca squad in history and underachieved with Bayern in the Bayern Munich league and now he thinks he's the shit. We will never win a competition with gaurdiola in charge he is too weak it's time to stop this mess while we can still save some face
 
Surprised at the lack of fight in those posts. Only one mention of 'rags':D

But seriously, can't even laugh at them as they sound too depressed:(