Bluemoon goes into Meltdown

The microphone ragspiracy strikes again:

Sounds like the rags have about 30 fans there and Sky have strategically positioned the microphone right in front of them.
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Even the fecking editors are in on it:

Volume on rags turned up again sad ****s.
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The pressbox are also a part of it:

Match abandoned due to Tsunami of Cum streaming from the press box.
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Oh, the ref's are back in our favour:

Diving ****. Ignored by ref. Reily has got his men on willful blindness training for the rags. Same old...
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Also Sky are impartial for not spotting the obvious luck behind Zlatan's strike:

No mention of luck by Smith and Sky though.
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Here we have a proper 'ard man on Bluemoon, getting them Kaka tats out:

Just bumped into 6 plastics, one cheeky fecker asked me if I was a rag, I took umbrage to this and got my tats out, went on to tell me they wouldn't beat me up, they like odds of 6-100 told them I liked 6-1 more :-) they fecked off
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SwansonsTache said:
The microphone ragspiracy strikes again:



Even the fecking editors are in on it:



The pressbox are also a part of it:



Oh, the ref's are back in our favour:



Also Sky are impartial for not spotting the obvious luck behind Zlatan's strike:



Here we have a proper 'ard man on Bluemoon, getting them Kaka tats out:
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This post is just blue moon in a nutshell.
 
SwansonsTache said:
The microphone ragspiracy strikes again:



Even the fecking editors are in on it:



The pressbox are also a part of it:



Oh, the ref's are back in our favour:



Also Sky are impartial for not spotting the obvious luck behind Zlatan's strike:



Here we have a proper 'ard man on Bluemoon, getting them Kaka tats out:
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I met a City fan on Thursday.

I didn't even bother talking to him, I just head butted him into the stratosphere.
 
SwansonsTache said:
Here we have a proper 'ard man on Bluemoon, getting them Kaka tats out:
Just bumped into 6 plastics, one cheeky fecker asked me if I was a rag, I took umbrage to this and got my tats out, went on to tell me they wouldn't beat me up, they like odds of 6-100 told them I liked 6-1 more :-) they fecked off
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"... an' then Rachel Riley came up and told me she's secretly a blue, did I want a blowy, but I said nah, my bird's well fitter innit."

"after that Pep bought me a pint and I gave him a blowy."
 
Ducklegs said:
I met a City fan on Thursday.

I didn't even bother talking to him, I just head butted him into the stratosphere.
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The funniest part of that comment is when you said you met a City fan.

They are extremely rare. You must be a liar.
 
I don't even know what the hard-man tall-tale is supposed to mean. He shows 6 guys some tattoos and the 6 plastic cnut rag cnuts quiver and leg it.

"He's right, they beat us 6-1 five years ago, and he's got tattoos. We better scarper, lads"
 
JTW95 said:
The funniest part of that comment is when you said you met a City fan.

They are extremely rare. You must be a liar.
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You are right, it was TWO city fans, I one inch punched the other one in the thorax and he ended up in hospital with a collapsed lung and a shattered breastbone.

But I didn't want to mention that in case someone thought I was making it up.
 
Its funny because i met 5000 city fans on the bus the other night, the were all painted blue, had blue hair and refused to get off at the bus stop because it had a red seat.

I was proper scared. They all had tattoos...ok City was spelt wrong, but still it was right scary.
 
I once met twenty city fans and they asked if I was a rag so I pulled my cock out and they said they liked odds smaller than 2 inches so I said so does your mum and then they fecked off.
 
The stuff about microphones being turned up is them in a nutshell. Pathetic tossers. They still struggling to get over the fact they're not even in the top 5 biggest clubs in the prem?

Claiming Ibra's goal was piss easy to save, however if Nolito had scored it yesterday they'd have been right up his arse.
 
Rolandofgilead said:
Its funny because i met 5000 city fans on the bus the other night, the were all painted blue, had blue hair and refused to get off at the bus stop because it had a red seat.

I was proper scared. They all had tattoos...ok City was spelt wrong, but still it was right scary.
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That's what happens when a rush job is needed to cover a Leeds tattoo.
 
Mr Pigeon said:
I once met twenty city fans and they asked if I was a rag so I pulled my cock out and they said they liked odds smaller than 2 inches so I said so does your mum and then they fecked off.
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He's black and plays in defence. That's all that lot need to make comparisons.

After all Paul Pogba is the new Carlton Palmer, or something.
 
Bailly is exactly like Mangala.

..in a world where Mangala can defend, distribute and not be a walking calamity, that is.
 
I thought I saw 50 city fans in Ikea. Turns out I was in the plastic seat section of the store...
 
I simply can't understand how all you Manchester residing rags even survive your daily lives, with so many City 'ard men around:

I used to laugh and think it a bit OTT when I'd read on here Blues not having rag mates, but I'm actually beginning to see why now, they've been quiet for a few years on my facebook page and now, all of a sudden, the gobshites have crawled out from under their rock, so I've unfollowed the irritating insufferable sad little ****s, I've had to, there's a real temptation to bury a 20lb lump hammer into their skulls, then brand their faces with a hot iron (on full steam).
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SwansonsTache said:
The microphone ragspiracy strikes again:

Here we have a proper 'ard man on Bluemoon, getting them Kaka tats out:
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Just bumped into 6 plastics, one cheeky fecker asked me if I was a rag, I took umbrage to this and got my tits out, went on to tell me they wouldn't beat me up, they like odds of 6-100 told them I liked 6-1 more :-) they fecked off
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I would feck off too if that happened!
 
SwansonsTache said:
The microphone ragspiracy strikes again:



Even the fecking editors are in on it:



The pressbox are also a part of it:



Oh, the ref's are back in our favour:



Also Sky are impartial for not spotting the obvious luck behind Zlatan's strike:



Here we have a proper 'ard man on Bluemoon, getting them Kaka tats out:
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Its Paul Calf, city hardman :lol:
 
Blue on unhappy the Beeb have made them heavy favourites for the title. As usual...."conspiracy".
Exactly what I was thinking, and it's something that Shearer will lazily aim at City and Pep, every time we lose.
I'd even take it a step further, and suggest that the media are deliberately making City favourites, whilst reinventing
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Well walking to work this morning in my Rag top on, I heard 6 lads in the distance start shouting some stuff.
They had Scouse accents so straight away I thought, here we go a few Liverpool fans wanting a bit of banter, anyway as I got closer I spotted that 4 of them had City shirts on.

I said to them, what are Scousers doing with City shirts on and they said to me that they where born and raised at the Etihad. I said that's weird considering when they where born the Etihad wasn't even constructed and did they mean Main Road..... The confusion on their faces when I said that was unbelievable.

I questioned who they really supported so one of them got their Henna tattoo out of his Man City badge. At this point they banged me out for being a rag obviously....

You'll hear about it on Bluemoon soon
 
"Hypocritical bunch of ****s....called in the local on the way home from work,SSN are showing a comparison between Hart and Bravo.
Some deluded fecker shouts "Thirty feckin Three......Hahahaha,The blue ****s are trying to sign a keeper at 33 years of age"
I asked him how old Ibrahimovic was.....a couple of rags turned and faced the bar...no answer from the gobshite,did clock him in the mirror on his phone tapping away...Google no doubt."
ha ha...The stories keep coming!!
 
It's the sense of entitlement. They really do think that they belong amongst the footballing elite since the lottery win bought them two PL titles in 8 years. Not quite the outright dominance the daft cnuts promised us.

These nicknames for our players and staff as well... I guess we'll add these to Family Man, De Donut, Peggy, New Messi etc.

Granny shagger, mememememe-avic, rumpole and a&e make Opta team of the week.
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Fockin rag conts were chatting shit about united being better than City and I said 'oh yeah but how many fockin wine gums can maureen fit in his mouth I bet he can't stuff twenty in like Pep can" and then the rag conts who admitted they weren't from Manchester and actually lived under the sea started crying and pissing themselves in fear when they saw my tattoo of Mike Summerbee riding a blue unicorn.
 
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