Bluemoon goes into Meltdown

Basically, some spotty faced geek at Salford University who has never kissed a girl and has big flakes of yellow dandruff on his collar is playing football manager as part of his studies and getting away with it.

The BBC have then deemed it worthy of reporting when the vast majority of the nation would probably be more interested in which of Leigh Darby or Dylan Ryder in a milf seduction video would help me to the vinegar stroke the quickest. I reckon there's a 4% chance that Darby would clinch it - her Northern Englishness making her more attainable and therefore the entire thing being more realistic in my imagination.
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Oh the sweet, sweet, irony.
 
It annoys them to no end that we've gotten two players that people really want to read about and watch on TV, even if they've made themselves believe that it's all because of some sort of ragenda in the media.

Ain't nobody reading shit about John Stones.
 
MyOnlySolskjaer said:
The BBC have then deemed it worthy of reporting when the vast majority of the nation would probably be more interested in which of Leigh Darby or Dylan Ryder in a milf seduction video would help me to the vinegar stroke the quickest. I reckon there's a 4% chance that Darby would clinch it - her Northern Englishness making her more attainable and therefore the entire thing being more realistic in my imagination.
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I can confirm this.:drool:
 
I mean you would think they were never linked with Pogba and were at no point creaming over him to come to them.
 
On Simon Stone from the BBC regarding the article about Pogba:

He's a clear rag, posing as a neutral without an allegiance. And I firmly believe that this **** deliberately got United into a snide question aimed at Pep in his first ever press conference as a City manager, to roundly get backslaps down the pub I'm sure.

This is a man who works for the BBC and is their main man for football in the North West. This is a man who covers our club and gets to put questions to our players and our manager.

This is the impartial press in our country, working for the BBC no less.

This is how deep the influence of these cockroaches truly is.
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Bluemoon are the kind of people that would put forward a suggestion of all "fecking rags" wearing a little star of David, so we more easily could be identified and seperated from the general population.

Top rag hunting skills @RichardDunneOwnGoal
Thorough with evidence you have the twat banged to rights. Any chance you could take a peep at the mods and admin on here?
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They are possessed.

A few city big wigs came to see my ceo (who is a red) and when they found he was red, they openly admitted to being a red too. Allegedly they said there were more reds in senior positions working at city too. Having said that, I have no problem with hiring reds when we work them hard and deliver what we want.
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Oh, look. Now they pretend to be employed as well.
 
Bicks said:
Thread on bluemoon covering BBC's article on how pogba is worth 89m.

http://forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/threads/the-bbcs-simon-stone-another-one-for-the-list.323609/

They are turning on their own club execs and forum mods too!
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You know a thread is good when an OP literally opens with "clear rag". It's a barrage of "rag".

Some weird posts in that thread refer to particular people as "reds" and "United supporters". Not sure who they're talking about. Can't be us, can it?
 
Tickets for Pep's first game are on General sale with Selling being done on national radio.
 
Isn't all national radio on City's Biased Rag cnut Enemies list? Along with Sky, BBC, BT, ITV, Channel 5, MTV, Nickelodeon, all newspapers, the council, GMP, FourFourTwo, Sports Direct, Bluemoon moderators, Kelloggs cereal, oxygen, the Olympics, gravity, Vodafone, traffic lights, Conservatives, the theory of evolution, Proctor & Gamble, Easyjet, the music industry and tap water?
 
They were up in arms a week or two ago because somebody used the abbreviation 'SAF' in reference to Sir Alex.
 
Amazing that they still go on about how they're 'upsetting the established order' after what Leicester did last season. Joining the ranks of clubs who are super-rich because of decades of dominance by getting a super-rich owner is not 'upsetting the established order'. Winning the league immediately after near-relegation with three star players (the three best players in the league that season) costing £7m in total is upsetting the established order.
 
I thought I was on RAWK for a second with the role play BS.
You know the script:

Rags - Max points
Us - 3 draws 3 points.

Maureen saying in his press conference the shite will knock us out the title race with Carlton Pogba set to make his debut. City fans raging at Anthony Taylor being selected to referee.

Sky lapping up Shrek taunting city saying something like the natural order is being restored in Manchester. Pep remains dignified in his press conference stating he's still building the team. VK tweets something about patience.

Build up to the Match with usual anti city bile in Daily Fail, Mirror etc. Reporting on unhappy players hating peps training methods etc. Match day arrives. Sky Sports pundit panel has Neville,Carragher and Quinn on it giving City no chance as "Jose let's the Pog out"

Match kicks off. Sergio misses an open goal within 30 seconds of kick off. Two minutes later Shrek scores with a daisy cutter to Harts left. Pep goes apeshit on the touchline as big nose is offside blocking Joe's view. Taylor sends him off. Pogba hacks Nolito down. "Altrincham fan" books him, Shrek is in the rag ****s face, sky pick up on their microphone calling him a "Stupid fecking ****!" No action taken.

Maureen parks the bus. Sky keep cutting to him looking smug in the dugout, occasionally winding the crowd up as A&E is on a bloodlust rage.

Cut to Pep looking pissed off in a directors box. Neville saying his actions have cost the team.....

A moment of genius from Silva, puts in Nacho who slams the ball in for the equaliser. The feckers are stunned. Including Tyler.

Straight from kick off. Ferni chatters into big nose. Ref waves play on, KDB sprints to the ball, passes to Sergio who rolls the ball nonchalantly past de donut. Shrek is raging. Red card!

Maureen is berating the fourth official. Big nose is not arsed. City take advantage. Sergio again, then KDB smashes home a free kick. Another easy win at the ship tip.

Post match our win is called "Lucky" by Peggy. Pogba is surprisingly given Sky's mom award!
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What's the deal with calling him Carlton Pogba?

If it's because of his dance moves that's a properly shit nickname.
 
Red Stone said:
What's the deal with calling him Carlton Pogba?

If it's because of his dance moves that's a properly shit nickname.
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I thought it was a reference to Carlton Palmer, a PL journeyman midfielder from the 90s, who's only similarity he shares with PP is that he's black (well, he's mixed race but those inbred cnuts wouldn't know the difference)
 
rotherham_red said:
I thought it was a reference to Carlton Palmer, a PL journeyman midfielder from the 90s, who's only similarity he shares with PP is that he's black (well, he's mixed race but those inbred cnuts wouldn't know the difference)
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bri2013 said:
My best guess would be that they are comparing him to Carlton Palmer?
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I don't know if that's better than referencing Carlton from Fresh Prince or not, which speaks volumes of the shitness of the nickname.
 
KomodoBadger said:
I don't know how they can think that the media hates them when most of BBC's pundits predicted them to win the league...
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But they aren't given as much press coverage as us and they get criticised sometimes. Explain that away rag apologist! :smirk:
 
It doesn't actually make any sense. They could call him The Shit Yaya Touré or something instead.

Of course the actual Shit Yaya Touré is... Yaya Touré.
 
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