Bluemoon goes into Meltdown

VanGaalEra said:
The stories they create, my goodness.

They're always 'challenging' 'rags' everywhere. Has anyone on here ever come across a city fan who's challenged them in the manor they go on about?
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I was wearing a vintage United top while visiting Niagara Falls in the summer of 2012 and I came upon your typical city fan. Bald, ugly and in sky blue City shirt that probably said 'Champions' on the back. He shouted champions at me, pointed, laughed, etc. I responded by saying, we'll see who wins it next year and forever in our shadow. Oh yeah, we won the title the following season. cnut.
 
Dwazza said:
I was wearing a vintage United top while visiting Niagara Falls in the summer of 2012 and I came upon your typical city fan. Bald, ugly and in sky blue City shirt that probably said 'Champions' on the back. He shouted champions at me, pointed, laughed, etc. I responded by saying, we'll see who wins it next year and forever in our shadow. Oh yeah, we won the title the following season. cnut.
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Edit: I've just been on my jollies, 10 days in menorca. Lovely place. Met lots of different people out there. Got talking with lots of different fans. Lads from Leicester, arsenal, palace, Sheffield, Peterborough. We all had the banter and a few estrellas and chewed the fat over football. Then there he was. The sole rag on the complex. Walked past me and said "you got a bit of shit on your shirt mate.".
I shall say no more.
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Unverified Steaua Bucuresti twitter account was on fire last night :

I can't embed specific tweets but if someone can, please

https://twitter.com/fcsteaua

Few posts:
Here's the thing @ManCity fans! You support a club bought with oil money made illegally! You have no history! You just have money!
We may lose this game 10 nil! But we've lost to a team with no history! If your the oil guy decides to leave you are dead!
Sell some oil! Buy a club! Get some trophies! Think your cool!
i wonder if the pride of Manchester knows what's it like to play a champions league final! Oh wait.. #Oil
BREAKING NEWS!!! Owner of Oil FC decided to quit! Man City sent to the conference!! I wonder how many gallons of oil is the club worth?

Wish we played @ManUtd though! Now those guys have some history that stretches further back than 5 years!

Min 60: Steaua 0-3 Little tiny Man Utd! #ThoseNoisyNeighbours Are man city playing in dark blue because they are turning into oil?

Min 65: Steaua 0-3 Man Utd wannabes! #OilCity #ItsAllAboutTheOil

Min 70: Steaua 0-3 #OilCity MANCHESTER IS RED!!! Oil can't cover it! It can buy a part of it for a little while! But that's it!?

Min 78: GOAL! #OilCity Scores a player that would have never played for ManCity without oil money! #LittleTinyManUtd

Min 83: Steaua 0-4 #OilCity Like Pep came to ManCity because of their history! #PepIsBald #OilClub

Steaua 0-5 Little Tiny Man Utd We lost! But who cares! Once the oil guy leaves Man City's top game will be against their U21's!

Looking forward to the next game! Where is ManCity's home ground? Wanna go to the game! Got a map for Sahara Desert? #OilCity #Diggin4Oil
 
Bicks said:
Unverified Steaua Bucuresti twitter account was on fire last night :

I can't embed specific tweets but if someone can, please

https://twitter.com/fcsteaua

Few posts:
Here's the thing @ManCity fans! You support a club bought with oil money made illegally! You have no history! You just have money!
We may lose this game 10 nil! But we've lost to a team with no history! If your the oil guy decides to leave you are dead!
Sell some oil! Buy a club! Get some trophies! Think your cool!
i wonder if the pride of Manchester knows what's it like to play a champions league final! Oh wait.. #Oil
BREAKING NEWS!!! Owner of Oil FC decided to quit! Man City sent to the conference!! I wonder how many gallons of oil is the club worth?

Wish we played @ManUtd though! Now those guys have some history that stretches further back than 5 years!

Min 60: Steaua 0-3 Little tiny Man Utd! #ThoseNoisyNeighbours Are man city playing in dark blue because they are turning into oil?

Min 65: Steaua 0-3 Man Utd wannabes! #OilCity #ItsAllAboutTheOil

Min 70: Steaua 0-3 #OilCity MANCHESTER IS RED!!! Oil can't cover it! It can buy a part of it for a little while! But that's it!?

Min 78: GOAL! #OilCity Scores a player that would have never played for ManCity without oil money! #LittleTinyManUtd

Min 83: Steaua 0-4 #OilCity Like Pep came to ManCity because of their history! #PepIsBald #OilClub

Steaua 0-5 Little Tiny Man Utd We lost! But who cares! Once the oil guy leaves Man City's top game will be against their U21's!

Looking forward to the next game! Where is ManCity's home ground? Wanna go to the game! Got a map for Sahara Desert? #OilCity #Diggin4Oil
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:lol: That's awesome. What a bunch of lads. They speak the truth about Man Shitty - without the investment, they'd be a nothing club. They buy success. I just love how the pay respect to us as well. Whoever wrote these tweets is a legend.
 
Bicks said:
Unverified Steaua Bucuresti twitter account was on fire last night :

I can't embed specific tweets but if someone can, please

https://twitter.com/fcsteaua

Few posts:
Here's the thing @ManCity fans! You support a club bought with oil money made illegally! You have no history! You just have money!
We may lose this game 10 nil! But we've lost to a team with no history! If your the oil guy decides to leave you are dead!
Sell some oil! Buy a club! Get some trophies! Think your cool!
i wonder if the pride of Manchester knows what's it like to play a champions league final! Oh wait.. #Oil
BREAKING NEWS!!! Owner of Oil FC decided to quit! Man City sent to the conference!! I wonder how many gallons of oil is the club worth?

Wish we played @ManUtd though! Now those guys have some history that stretches further back than 5 years!

Min 60: Steaua 0-3 Little tiny Man Utd! #ThoseNoisyNeighbours Are man city playing in dark blue because they are turning into oil?

Min 65: Steaua 0-3 Man Utd wannabes! #OilCity #ItsAllAboutTheOil

Min 70: Steaua 0-3 #OilCity MANCHESTER IS RED!!! Oil can't cover it! It can buy a part of it for a little while! But that's it!?

Min 78: GOAL! #OilCity Scores a player that would have never played for ManCity without oil money! #LittleTinyManUtd

Min 83: Steaua 0-4 #OilCity Like Pep came to ManCity because of their history! #PepIsBald #OilClub

Steaua 0-5 Little Tiny Man Utd We lost! But who cares! Once the oil guy leaves Man City's top game will be against their U21's!

Looking forward to the next game! Where is ManCity's home ground? Wanna go to the game! Got a map for Sahara Desert? #OilCity #Diggin4Oil
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I've suddenly developed good feelings for Steaua even if it's unverified account. I'd like to buy whoever wrote those tweets a beer. Seems like a good bloke
 
Dwazza said:
I was wearing a vintage United top while visiting Niagara Falls in the summer of 2012 and I came upon your typical city fan. Bald, ugly and in sky blue City shirt that probably said 'Champions' on the back. He shouted champions at me, pointed, laughed, etc. I responded by saying, we'll see who wins it next year and forever in our shadow. Oh yeah, we won the title the following season. cnut.
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I assume it was the Canadian side?
I didn't think there were any City fans in Western NY
 
Bicks said:
Unverified Steaua Bucuresti twitter account was on fire last night :

I can't embed specific tweets but if someone can, please

https://twitter.com/fcsteaua

Few posts:
Here's the thing @ManCity fans! You support a club bought with oil money made illegally! You have no history! You just have money!
We may lose this game 10 nil! But we've lost to a team with no history! If your the oil guy decides to leave you are dead!
Sell some oil! Buy a club! Get some trophies! Think your cool!
i wonder if the pride of Manchester knows what's it like to play a champions league final! Oh wait.. #Oil
BREAKING NEWS!!! Owner of Oil FC decided to quit! Man City sent to the conference!! I wonder how many gallons of oil is the club worth?

Wish we played @ManUtd though! Now those guys have some history that stretches further back than 5 years!

Min 60: Steaua 0-3 Little tiny Man Utd! #ThoseNoisyNeighbours Are man city playing in dark blue because they are turning into oil?

Min 65: Steaua 0-3 Man Utd wannabes! #OilCity #ItsAllAboutTheOil

Min 70: Steaua 0-3 #OilCity MANCHESTER IS RED!!! Oil can't cover it! It can buy a part of it for a little while! But that's it!?

Min 78: GOAL! #OilCity Scores a player that would have never played for ManCity without oil money! #LittleTinyManUtd

Min 83: Steaua 0-4 #OilCity Like Pep came to ManCity because of their history! #PepIsBald #OilClub

Steaua 0-5 Little Tiny Man Utd We lost! But who cares! Once the oil guy leaves Man City's top game will be against their U21's!

Looking forward to the next game! Where is ManCity's home ground? Wanna go to the game! Got a map for Sahara Desert? #OilCity #Diggin4Oil
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Mr Pigeon said:
Fockin rag conts were chatting shit about united being better than City and I said 'oh yeah but how many fockin wine gums can maureen fit in his mouth I bet he can't stuff twenty in like Pep can" and then the rag conts who admitted they weren't from Manchester and actually lived under the sea started crying and pissing themselves in fear when they saw my tattoo of Mike Summerbee riding a blue unicorn.
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:lol:
 
Exactly what I told a rag this morning.
He was rambling about the penalty misses,nothing else,couldn't even say we played well,just kept going on about the pens.
Told him his problem was that he watched us last night and realised we still got a few to come in,and he's worried.
He just walked off,not seen him since.
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I went in the local plumbers merchants today in Brighton (well I am a plumber) and its full of rags behind the counter, some are actually OK but one whos never been piped up with " Aguero the wanker cant even score a fookin pen " to which I replied.." we had 5 shots on target, missed two pens and scored a goal all within the 26 mins it took you lot to have your first shot on target against the mighty Bournemoooth last week"..

Job done.
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Manimanc responding to us saying their stories are made up.

I have a confession to make. This may or may not come as a shock to some of you. Here goes. Every story I've told about meeting rags, having rag mates and having general contact with them is bollocks. I made it all up. Complete fantasy. And I sit here in the secure unit at Fairfield hospital in my city pyjamas I wonder why I did it. To look hard? Maybe! To make us look like 10 men when in fact we're all shrinking violets? Possibly! The doctor told me that these conversations I've been having with these rags, or with myself for want of a better word, have been caused by continual jealousy, hatred and bitterness of all things utd. So to clarify I have had no contact with any utd fans, I haven't really got friends who support utd and they don't exist.
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And 3-2-1 and you're back in the room.
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VanGaalEra said:
Manimanc responding to us saying their stories are made up.
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They really are quite thick aren't they? Saying that, if they all believe each other's rag tales, who are they harming as long as they're contained on that forum? Some of the rag tales are quite funny as well....especially the one about the hardman that got his tats out :lol: A forum of imbeciles.
 
Stookie said:
They really are quite thick aren't they? Saying that, if they all believe each other's rag tales, who are they harming as long as they're contained on that forum? Some of the rag tales are quite funny as well....especially the one about the hardman that got his tats out :lol: A forum of imbeciles.
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They're just numpties, in my opinion.
 
Mr Pigeon said:
Fockin rag conts were chatting shit about united being better than City and I said 'oh yeah but how many fockin wine gums can maureen fit in his mouth I bet he can't stuff twenty in like Pep can" and then the rag conts who admitted they weren't from Manchester and actually lived under the sea started crying and pissing themselves in fear when they saw my tattoo of Mike Summerbee riding a blue unicorn.
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:lol::lol:
 
Mr Pigeon said:
Fockin rag conts were chatting shit about united being better than City and I said 'oh yeah but how many fockin wine gums can maureen fit in his mouth I bet he can't stuff twenty in like Pep can" and then the rag conts who admitted they weren't from Manchester and actually lived under the sea started crying and pissing themselves in fear when they saw my tattoo of Mike Summerbee riding a blue unicorn.
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I only knew that was sarcastic right at the end.
 
Dwazza said:
I was wearing a vintage United top while visiting Niagara Falls in the summer of 2012 and I came upon your typical city fan. Bald, ugly and in sky blue City shirt that probably said 'Champions' on the back. He shouted champions at me, pointed, laughed, etc. I responded by saying, we'll see who wins it next year and forever in our shadow. Oh yeah, we won the title the following season. cnut.
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One of the main reasons I don't wear a football top is I can't be arsed to talk football with randoms.

I don't go up to someone I don't know and start chatting to them just because they have a football top on, even if it's United.

I did shout DICKHEAD once, to some bloke who was walking down the street wearing a city shirt as I drove past. He was doing pirouettes trying to see where it'd come from :D
 
Every interaction they apparently have with Utd fans is exactly the same. Utd fan insults City, City fan with brilliant retort, Utd fan disappears forever out of shame. It's like they use a template.

I was walking around in INSERT MANCHESTER LOCATION (NOT SALFORD, THAT'S NOT IN MANCHESTER) when I bumped into a rag. He said INSERT SOMETHING BAD ABOUT CITY and I shouted back that INSERT WITTY INSULT ABOUT UTD. He didn't say a word and INSERT TYPE OF DISAPPEARANCE.
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Solius said:
Every interaction they apparently have with Utd fans is exactly the same. Utd fan insults City, City fan with brilliant retort, Utd fan disappears forever out of shame. It's like they use a template.
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That's a perfect template tbf.
 
Solius said:
Every interaction they apparently have with Utd fans is exactly the same. Utd fan insults City, City fan with brilliant retort, Utd fan disappears forever out of shame. It's like they use a template.
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They must be fit as feck with all that random walking round they do.
 
AltiUn said:
That's a perfect template tbf.
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Running Joke Creator 3000...
Input "Template"...
Input "All City fans must wear the Empty Seat" template...
Press "Create Joke"...
Processing...
Error...

fecking Windows 10.
 
VanGaalEra said:
Manimanc responding to us saying their stories are made up.
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His post all but pinpoints his location to be fair; rather than call out North Manchester or Manchester Royal he references a relatively small 'local' hospital on the road between Bury and Rochdale.

Isn't he one for calling out United fans living outside of Manchester?
 
We should get United to play friendlies against Steaua each year. They seem like decent guys.
 
@VanGaalEra

don't take that. :lol:

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Are they seriously insulting us for having empty seats?...

They are so ironic in their shit insults that it's not even funny.

EDIT: Just read it properly. "Empty seat fetish". :lol:

And Mani call out VGE on playing Pokemon Go...basically everyone plays that (I am a notable exception). I bet Mani plays it as well. He's the immature one here, as seen from his previous posts on BM and the Caf.
 
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