Apparently, someone who I am assuming is a fully grown man, wrote this, and then proofread it to make sure that he wasn't waffling a whole lot of unfounded shite, and then proudly pressed "Post" like a twat:
Amazing. He manages to throw in the age-old 'No United fans in Manchester' retort, despite it basically being some sort of self-fulfilling lie to make themselves feel better about supporting a historically inferior club (not to mention that they are accumulating a gathering of their own gloryhunters now they are oil rich) and then, he somehow suggests that just because his club has won only one trophy in his lifetime, it means more than it does for a United fan, because we've seen our club win plenty. That's definitely how it works, buddy. We won it once, then we got bored.
I'm not sure how it's United's fault that the stinkin' rich lottery winners (Chelsea included) have spent unfathomable fortunes of money on greedy superstars and still fail to challenge for the title, but they certainly are convincing themselves that we're winning the title at a "whimper". We went top of the league in December and didn't look back. Sounds more ruthless than whimper, but sugercoat it however you want.