BBC: United hold talks with Mourinho

Would you be happy to see Jose Mourinho become next United manager?


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To be fair, anything is only a matter of hours away if you have a long enough calendar. For example, the end of the world is only a matter of hours away. As is Scarlett Johansson realising she is hopelessly in love with me and leaving breakfast on my doorstep in an attempt to win me over.

There is a better chance to see her shit in your handbag.
 
I think its an open secret by now. He says he has a job and any other club would have announced long ago but we are likely keeping the news guarded so that no one loses focus on the FA cup final.
 
How often do these long sagas play out in our favour? My recent memory tells me "not very"

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Gosh we have been through a lot since fergy left!
 
Has he who shall not be named said anything yet?

You know who I'm talking about.

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Mourinho's daughter just liked a photo of Ander Herrera on Instagram.
 
She probably thinks he'll provide penetration in tight areas. Though she's more likely to end up cleaning up his mess after he's left the field of play prematurely.

I want to know her age before i laugh at this joke in public.
 
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