Bayer Leverkusen vs Manchester United

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We can do with out Becks. We've lived without him before. Keano is the only loss. Beside of the teams left in the Champion's league we have the best defence. The rest are all attack minded and we ill let our midfielders have field days. So he who scores most will truimph and currentl us and the Germans are Champion's league top scorers in that order. Can you doubt our victory? Nah!!!!!!!! ;) :) <img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" /> <img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" /> :cool:
 
Without Beckham and Keane, you guys can be had. Man Utd are not the same team without those 2 players.

Both teams have a 50:50 chance of advancing. I want you to underestimate us, everyone else has. To unfortunate consequences. <img src="graemlins/nervous.gif" border="0" alt="[Nervous]" />
 
Originally posted by The Champ:
<strong>Man Utd are not the same team without those 2 players.

</strong><hr></blockquote>

a team that DOESN'T have Bex or Roy? :eek: u mean like Liverpool or Arsenal? *shiver* oooh yeah i get u! scary! <img src="graemlins/nervous.gif" border="0" alt="[Nervous]" />

;)
 
Originally posted by The Champ:
<strong>Without Beckham and Keane, you guys can be had. Man Utd are not the same team without those 2 players.

Both teams have a 50:50 chance of advancing. I want you to underestimate us, everyone else has. To unfortunate consequences. <img src="graemlins/nervous.gif" border="0" alt="[Nervous]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

Oh really
But i think we have something called depth in squad
Anyways we managed to beat depor without keano,becks(most of the game) and scholesy.
We still got scholesy(back from suspension) , Veron and Butt and giggsy(God Bless Him) and Van the Man and Solksjaer and...you get the point?
I for one don't think its too big problem for United and we'll still kick german ass <img src="graemlins/devil.gif" border="0" alt="[Devil]" />
 
omigod! i just noticed...i'm a First Team Player! when did that happen? should i be pleased or am i just sat at my computer NOT typing essays too often?

i'm a combo of :D and <img src="graemlins/nervous.gif" border="0" alt="[Nervous]" />
 
Can anybody tell me do we play Leverkusen home or away in the SF 1st leg? <img src="confused.gif" border="0">
 
Originally posted by TOD:
<strong>Can anybody tell me do we play Leverkusen home or away in the SF 1st leg? :confused: </strong><hr></blockquote>

We're at OT for 1st leg.

<img src="graemlins/devil.gif" border="0" alt="[Devil]" /> <img src="graemlins/devil.gif" border="0" alt="[Devil]" />
 
Judging by this post, you are an Aspirin fan right Punjabpower?
Originally posted by The Champ:
<strong>Both teams have a 50:50 chance of advancing. I want you to underestimate us, everyone else has. To unfortunate consequences. <img src="graemlins/nervous.gif" border="0" alt="[Nervous]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

But, judging by this one though, I'd say you were a Munchkin.
Originally posted by The Champ:
<strong>Bayern Munich defeats Boca Juniors 1-0 to take the Toyota Cup in Tokyo. A magnificent performance from an injury riddled squad (no Effenberg, Scholl, Jeremies, and Salihamidzic - 4 starters). The Germans dominated from the outset and were unlucky not to win by more. The best finale to an amazing Treble Season. :D :D :D </strong><hr></blockquote>Enlighten us all then, what are you?

a) an Aspirin,
b) a Munchkin,
c) a Deutsche footy fan in general or
d) merely an ABU?


I thought about listing, e) twat, but decided to keep this civil like ;)
 
I'm watching the Aspirin's v Hamburg atm. That Zé Roberto is gonna cause some problems for our Gazza, if indeed he stays at RB. ZR is fast AND strong. I'm thinking maybe Wes should play RB and Gazza should move in the middle next to Larry. They did well together before Ronny came back.
 
Originally posted by True Treble Reds:
<strong>Judging by this post, you are an Aspirin fan right Punjabpower? Enlighten us all then, what are you?

a) an Aspirin,
b) a Munchkin,
c) a Deutsche footy fan in general or
d) merely an ABU?


I thought about listing, e) twat, but decided to keep this civil like ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

<img src="graemlins/nono.gif" border="0" alt="[No No]" /> Now, now. We're getting a tad bit uncivilized now, aren't we.
 
Originally posted by True Treble Reds:
<strong>I'm watching the Aspirin's v Hamburg atm. That Zé Roberto is gonna cause some problems for our Gazza, if indeed he stays at RB. ZR is fast AND strong. I'm thinking maybe Wes should play RB and Gazza should move in the middle next to Larry. They did well together before Ronny came back.</strong><hr></blockquote>

You're gonna have to deal with Ze Roberto with Leverkusen this season and when he joins Bayern next season.

:p
 
Originally posted by The Champ in this thread:
I want you to underestimate us (as in Leverkusen right Champ?)<hr></blockquote>
Also originally posted by The Champ:
And don't be so quick off the line with Bayern. <img src="graemlins/nono.gif" border="0" alt="[No No]" /> We (as in Munich right Champ?) beat Nurnberg 2-1 ...

[Insert a Bayern lovefest here]

... fresh blood next year and no weaknesses in any position will make us (as in Munich right Champ?) unbeatable. :D <hr></blockquote>Call me obsessive if you like but I wanna know Champ ... a, b, c or d? We already know your an 'e' so that choice is out of the equation.
 
Originally posted by True Treble Reds:
<strong>Call me obsessive if you like but I wanna know Champ ... a, b, c or d? We already know your an 'e' so that choice is out of the equation.</strong><hr></blockquote>

The answer is(drumroll please)......C.

<img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" />

AAAAAAAAAND.........F. F being those who laugh at England's World and European Cup record. Let's see if you can get out of the first round without Beckham. <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
 
You know what? This is getting tiring. Can we keep the posts on football. <img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" /> <img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" /> <img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" />

I only respond in kind when provoked. We all have our own thoughts. Why don't we all respect each other's opinions :)
 
Originally posted by Wibble:
<strong>Where is the fun in that?</strong><hr></blockquote>

I hear you. But that forum nazi chief of yours ;) , Raoul has threatened to ban me in the past for being a bad boy <img src="graemlins/nono.gif" border="0" alt="[No No]" /> .

Do you think that if I get him drunk, he'll let me be an arsehole. <img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" /> <img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" /> <img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" />
 
One of the Bayer players has broken a toe. I didn't catch the name.
 
His name is Oliver Neuville. He was to start against Argentina this Wednesday. Lousy luck. The Nationalmannschaft has been greatly hurt with injuries all year with Scholl, Zickler, Deisler, Rehmer, Bode, Asamoah, and Brdaric already out.
Against the US last month, there were only 7 regulars to pick from. Some players from the U21's got to play though.
 
Originally posted by The Champ:
<strong>The Nationalmannschaft</strong><hr></blockquote> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

Sounds like a gay porn tabloid dunnit?

[Cue the Chimp saying I should know, or something along those predictable lines.] :rolleyes:
 
Originally posted by True Treble Reds:
<strong>Enlighten us all then, what are you?

a) an Aspirin,
b) a Munchkin,
c) a Deutsche footy fan in general or
d) merely an ABU?
</strong><hr></blockquote>

Well I answered C already. But if I had the choice of being an Aspirin or a Munchkin, I'd rather be one of those than ManUre. :) :p <img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
 
Originally posted by passiveman:
<strong>You should know, ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>


Right on, passiveman.
;) Have a drink on me. :D

Cue the True Closeted Red to come up with some gay remark to confirm his latent homosexuality. <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
 
He's gone dude, and he's only having a laugh with you anyway...

Cheers, ;)
 
Originally posted by True Treble Reds:
<strong>Enlighten us all then, what are you?

a) an Aspirin,
b) a Munchkin,
c) a Deutsche footy fan in general,
d) merely an ABU or
e) a twat</strong><hr></blockquote>
Then, The Chimp replies:
<strong>Well I answered C already. But if I had the choice of being an Aspirin or a Munchkin, I'd rather be one of those than ManUre.</strong><hr></blockquote>So, obviously I should have also listed, f) all the above, in your multiple choice then. :rolleyes:


Btw, passive, I aint having a laugh with him/her, I think anyone who has equal allegiance to two teams in the same league is a little dodgy, to say the least.

Supporting Leverkusen & Munich equally is like one of us supporting United & arse equally. <img src="graemlins/nono.gif" border="0" alt="[No No]" />

He/she is obviously an Uber-ABU hence my attempts to expose his/her allegiance.

Anyway, enough with this chimp ... he/she has become tedious.
 
Originally posted by True Treble Reds:
<strong>Anyway, enough with this chimp ... he/she has become tedious.</strong><hr></blockquote>

You are such a poor sport! Come on, where is your sense of humour?

It took me a couple of hours, but I just got your joke.

Nationalmannschaft...ie National Man Shaft.

ding. I just got it.

Good one.

<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
 
Shite, I'm still laughing! I gotta tell some friends.

uber Good one. <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
 
Originally posted by The Champ:
<strong>

I hear you. But that forum nazi chief of yours ;) , Raoul has threatened to ban me in the past for being a bad boy <img src="graemlins/nono.gif" border="0" alt="[No No]" /> .

Do you think that if I get him drunk, he'll let me be an arsehole. <img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" /> <img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" /> <img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

You want Raoul to use your arsehole?? :eek: :eek:
 
Originally posted by Cal:
<strong>

You want Raoul to use your arsehole?? :eek: :eek: </strong><hr></blockquote>

Now where in your subconcious mind did you get that idea from?


;)

Besides, mine is not available. But there are plenty at Highbury. <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
 
Originally posted by utdalltheway:
<strong>this is great. If Champ is indeed German then would this be a first, a German with a sense of humour?</strong><hr></blockquote>


;)
 
Originally posted by utdalltheway:
<strong>this is great. If Champ is indeed German then would this be a first, a German with a sense of humour?</strong><hr></blockquote>


Jens - if I hold him down, you can hit him. :)
 
Originally posted by utdalltheway:
<strong>this is great. If Champ is indeed German then would this be a first, a German with a sense of humour?</strong><hr></blockquote>

If Champ is indeed German, would he be a certain midfielder who plays in the same team as Teddy?? Afterall, there have been so much rumours regarding him and Sol being chocolate starfish fetchers...

:eek: :eek:
 
Originally posted by Cal:
<strong>

If Champ is indeed German, would he be a certain midfielder who plays in the same team as Teddy?? Afterall, there have been so much rumours regarding him and Sol being chocolate starfish fetchers...

:eek: :eek: </strong><hr></blockquote>

Well I know what a fetcher is. But chocolate starfish? :confused:

If I think it is what I think it is, then you have just committed a Freudian slip. ;) <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
 
Originally posted by The Champ:
<strong>

The answer is(drumroll please)......C.

<img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" />

AAAAAAAAAND.........F. F being those who laugh at England's World and European Cup record. Let's see if you can get out of the first round without Beckham. <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

Were you laughing as hard as we were when we crushed you 5-1 last year?

Or were you laughing as hard as we were when we saw footage of your players celebrating getting to the world cup, only to hear the news of Beckham's free-kick against Greece? Now that was funny.
 
Originally posted by The Champ:
<strong>

But there are plenty at Highbury. <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

funny you should talk about ARSEnal .... they gave you a pretty good beating didn't they ???

The mighty BAYER ( ;) ) looked like a (english) 1st division team at best :rolleyes: .

Roll on OT <img src="graemlins/devil.gif" border="0" alt="[Devil]" />
 
Sorry, The Champ, your posts are neither interesting nor well written enough for anyone to get wound up over. Whoever you support (and it could be anyone with the exception of the Mighty Red Devils)cannot hold a candle to Manchester United - if they could you would not bother coming on to this forum.

Let me just say this - we have a squad good enough and balanced enough to cover any missing champion players such as Keano and Becks. Veron and Butt are two that spring to mind.

But Manchester United underestimate no team, which is why the Red Devils have been the leading team in the world for the past 8 years.

<img src="graemlins/devil.gif" border="0" alt="[Devil]" /> <img src="graemlins/devil.gif" border="0" alt="[Devil]" /> <img src="graemlins/devil.gif" border="0" alt="[Devil]" /> <img src="graemlins/devil.gif" border="0" alt="[Devil]" /> <img src="graemlins/devil.gif" border="0" alt="[Devil]" /> <img src="graemlins/devil.gif" border="0" alt="[Devil]" /> <img src="graemlins/devil.gif" border="0" alt="[Devil]" />