Australia vs India

My favourite O'Keefe quote.

SANJAY MANJREKER: How do you think Gillespie looks this morning Kerry?

KERRY O'KEEFE: Not good Sanjay, he looks stiffer than a triple scotch.

SM: Stiffer than a triple scotch, you say? Are you much of a scotch drinker, Kerry?

KO: Yep

SM: How many stiff ones do you have in a night Kerry?

(laughter erupts in the commentary box)

KO:I'm 54 sanjay....ONE!! (insert O'keefe laugh here)
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What a fecking stupid decision to bat Pathan. We almost ruined his career before with all this all rounder bollocks.

What if he scores a half century? They will try to turn him into all rounder again. Chappell almost ruined his career, and I'm afraid we will ruin him completely. he is the best young prospect we've had in years in the bowling section.

Are you fecking stupid or what? Ever heard of the term night watchman? They're there to protect the batsman. It was a good decision.

What do you say now?
 
That you're completely clueless. No one's trying to turn him in to a batsman. He's only opening so that harbhajan could be accommodated without having to risk one of our top batsman.
 
That you're completely clueless. No one's trying to turn him in to a batsman. He's only opening so that harbhajan could be accommodated without having to risk one of our top batsman.

I never said that. Don't feck up his bowling career by batting him regularly.
 
Clueless. How exactly does his bowling career get affected because he goes out to bat? Maybe we should just tell all our bowlers to not bother. Let's just call it a day once Dhoni gets out.
 
Clueless. How exactly does his bowling career get affected because he goes out to bat? Maybe we should just tell all our bowlers to not bother. Let's just call it a day once Dhoni gets out.

Because it already happened once. He just can't handle the pressure of both batting and bowling. If he plays well in the tail, let him play, but bringing him in the top order when he has to bowl for two innings is fecking stupid.
 
Because it already happened once. He just can't handle the pressure of both batting and bowling. If he plays well in the tail, let him play, but bringing him in the top order when he has to bowl for two innings is fecking stupid.

Bullshit. he's got the skill and the team needs it. If he opens the batting he gets a much longer break before he goes out to bowl as opposed to going lower down the order. There's no way batting higher up is going to hurt his bowling unless he decides to not concentrate on it (bowling). Anyway, they're not trying to turn him in to an opener. jaffer will be back. he was our second best test batsman last year.
 
Johnson robbed of another LBW.

My Rauf effigy is already looking great.
 
I can lend it to any of the Indians on here if they like.

He was only 5m down the pitch....
 
Are the aussies planning any special ovation for Sachin? This is probably his last test in Australia.
 
He gets a standing ovation every time he comes on or off the field for an innings. Wouldn't surprise me if they gave him a guard of honour in the 2nd dig.

Or me might save it for his last innings here in the One Dayers.

Still doesnt look like getting out. Even when he is old and sh1t he is still better than anyone else in the Indian team. What a cnut. Cant wait till we never have to bowl to him again!
 
Sachin gets his 39th century, his 9th against the Aussies. What an innings it is, its like watching Sachin of the 90s.
 
Good stuff. Though we could still get bundled out before 350. Need to play till atleast lunch tomorrow, infact till tea.
 
Sachin gets his 39th century, his 9th against the Aussies. What an innings it is, its like watching Sachin of the 90s.
Its not. Sachin's a long way from the ferocious batsman he was during his first 10 years of his career. Tremendously effective still but nowhere near his best. Its like watching Giggs nowadays. You know he's brilliant and you'd have him in your team every time but you know he's not going to score 'that' goal again... ever.

I'd agree about 350 is what we can expect especially with Dhoni looking like a spastic and Tendulkar not being any good at batting with the tail but we played 5 bowlers for a reason. It looks like being a really competetive match.
 
If we get you lot for 350 I would be ecstatic.

Anything under 450 would be good IMO.
 
Considering last time we won, Aussies scored 550 in first innings. Everything is still very open.
 
I hope Sachin gets his 500 runs in the series. It will the first time in his career and it would be great achievement for a 34 year old. It is already his highest scoring series.
 
Sachin is gone. He gets a standing ovation as usual. The worrying thing is he limped off the pitch.
 
Thrown it away. Told ya playing a batsmen less would come back to bite us. Dhoni and Yuvraj having rubbish tours. Who would have thunk it?

There is no way we are getting Aussies out before 450 or even 500.