[BenitoSTARR]

We have fewer options than a North Korean hair cut right now.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

16:43STUART MATHIESON
Rooney embarrassing
Rooney is having an embarrassing game and when he got possession an Arsenal fan screamed out, “Off to China!”

Well I think it was an Arsenal fan as Mourinho was too far away and we are not near the United contingent in the VIP seats.

 

[Trizy]

Whats with the atmosphere? Or lack of it even..

 

[Janson]

Whatever plan we've had isn't working.

 

[Mister_Stubbs]

Atmosphere of an Emirates cup game this.

 

[Nick7]

Are the pitch side mics always turned up this high at the Emirates?

 

[Jazz]

We have fewer options than a North Korean hair cut right now.

 

[DevilRed]

Its so quiet.

Almost like a training match.

 

[Blind]

Very forgettable half, Sanchez looks like the only player capable of scoring.

 

[Sly]

Progress anyways. Only one real chance squandered

 

[Giggs86]

The Emirates got an atmosphere of a senior retirement community. So bad you can actually hear the players talking to each other.

 

[Scarecrow]

Christ, that's a shocking atmosphere for a game like this. One of the biggest stadiums in the world and you can hear the players talking.

 

[Mogget]

Clearly a handball

 

[Chip]

It sounds like a practice match, it's that quiet.

 

[FireballXL5]

As shit as Rooney's been, he's still done more than Ozil. I honestly didn't realise he was on the pitch until nearly half time.

 

[prateik]

The kid has done ok

 

[LLMU]

Mhki is not in the game at all. Need to move him into Rooney's position

 

[pseudo_canadian]

Shit half.

Take Rooney off and get Pogba on, he's absolutely useless.

 

[arnie_ni]

Far too defensive.

 

[Zii]

Why does Jose Persist with defending and countering when our forwards aren't clinical enough. Yes in theory if Rooney scores we are 1-0 but we know that's the issue, goals. So why play a system where you need to be so clinical?

 

[fellaini's barber]

Why am I hearing all the players voices

 

[Dobba]

The Emirates got an atmosphere of a senior retirement community.

No wonder Rooney is so bad, his mind is elsewhere.

 

[DatGuyRich]

Bring on Pogba

 

[Rado_N]

That'll do so far.

Keep it the same for another 15 mins then bring Pogba and Rashford on and go for it.

 

[Irrational.]

We have fewer options than a North Korean hair cut right now.

 

[R'hllor]

Sorry but i rather midfielder kid from u16 to play instead of Rooney. People say they are not ready and Rooney looks ready as 31 year old right.

 

[Random Task]

Whatever plan we've had isn't working.

Rashford would be more of a threat than Martial on the break.

 

[ha_rooney]

Can win this match if we attack a bit more.

Rooney should've scored. Excellent save from De Gea. There's space behind their defence if we get the pass right.

 

[YouOnlyLiveTwice]

Arsenal fans screaming when Herrera is on the ball

 

[DevilRed]

Fans should demand a refund for this shit.

 

[Bojan11]

Pointless if everyone is back besides Martial. We need another out ball. Just keeps coming back as Martial is against three centre backs.

 

[Random Task]

Tuanzebe has been solid.

 

[prateik]

We have nothing to gain here.. Other than ending Arsenals top 4 hopes.

 

[DizeeGorilla20]

Martial is awful

 

[JonDahl]

I'll take that so far. We'll probbably need another huge slice of luck to get a goal here today though.

 

[fellaini's barber]

Martial has been piss poor, it's getting too frequent

 

[Cooksen]

We need to take rooney off

He is tragically bad

Axel has done well though

 

[Pscholes18]

Absolutely no attacking prowess whatsoever.

 

[saivet]

Think we've done okay. Slightly faded towards the end of the half though

 

[dannyrhinos89]

Anyone wanna fill me in on the action? how are we playing, have we had any chances..etc? Just tuned in now.

We're playing decent it's an Open match, we've had chances they've had chances ultimately both teams poor in front of goal. We should be 1 up though if Rooney wasn't so shit

Could go either way this

 

[VeevaVee]

We'd be one up if we weren't shit