Arsenal doctor Gary O’Driscoll moves to Man Utd

[Tallis]

He may have to start using Shaman techniques to keep Luke Shaw fit as he is beyond conventional medical science.

 

[msra5kg2]

United are so over scrutinised, I reckon were 5 years from a thread being bumped about the new admin assistant fecking up simple photocopying, and how that makes us a joke of a club.

And by our own fans most the time too!

need ronaldo back just to shout out CALM CALM in the dressing room, press conferences, on the caf, special guest appearance on skysports punditry and when the new assistant struggles to photocopy the Christmas staff vouchers

 

[reelworld]

He may have to start using Shaman techniques to keep Luke Shaw fit as he is beyond conventional medical science.

Maybe go to that horse placenta lady that van Persie went to when he was here

 

[tenpoless]

He may have to start using Shaman techniques to keep Luke Shaw fit as he is beyond conventional medical science.

He's banned.

 

[buchansleftleg]

Maybe go to that horse placenta lady that van Persie went to when he was here

I've heard she can move move move any mountain!

 

[Coops73]

He may have to start using Shaman techniques to keep Luke Shaw fit as he is beyond conventional medical science.

E’s are good according to them.

 

[McTerminator]

He may have to start using Shaman techniques to keep Luke Shaw fit as he is beyond conventional medical science.

‘Pogba entered the chat’

 

[Zed 101]

E’s are good according to them.

Naughty, naughty, very naughty

 

[Pogue Mahone]

Considering he was at fault for all the injuries, I guess he now deserves the same amount of praise as Shaw is the only player in the squad not fit to play currently.

Why must you do this to us? Whyyyyyyyy?! On derby week too. 100% jinxed. They’ll be dropping like flies now.