O’Driscoll's
DiscorlO'ls'
DiscorDLOLs
It's in the name. They sent us a virus.
DiscorlO'ls'
DiscorDLOLs
It's in the name. They sent us a virus.
Arsenal doctor Gary O’Driscoll moves to Man Utd
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With our recruitment policy, if Harold Shipman was still alive, we'd have probably appointed him as club doctor.
I suppose he is not doing a very good job given our injury crisis?
He only started two weeks ago.
Needs time to settle, he is in Dubai recovering from our results at the moment.
He can't stop ten Hag overplaying players and not rotating.
Do you know when he actually started work for us?
Do you know when he actually started work for us?
United are so over scrutinised, I reckon were 5 years from a thread being bumped about the new admin assistant fecking up simple photocopying, and how that makes us a joke of a club.
Is this Manchester United or Red Dead Redemption?
Managed by a Dutch coach.
Being bought by a Sir James Arthur Ratcliffe.
Bringing in an O'Driscoll.
What next? Micah Richards joins as a reserve coach?
Managed by a Dutch coach.
Being bought by a Sir James Arthur Ratcliffe.
Bringing in an O'Driscoll.
What next? Micah Richards joins as a reserve coach?
Turns out the kit man's from Cornwall and reads Bronte in his spare time while enjoying a snifter of Captain Morgan. I'll leave now
We also play in red, our football is dead and we need redemption
I hope he gets paid overtime.
I know our injury record wasn't good before he came here, but now it looks like its gotten way worse.
Sleeper agent.
Probably doesn’t help that our tactics resemble a bleep test exercise.
Never trust an O'Driscoll
Yeah and we thought that wasn't possible
P60 incoming?
His tactic of swapping out electric shavers for chainsaws hasn’t been the roaring success he’d hoped for
Wouldn't some of the accusations here get him struck off?
I'd be horrified if he was actually causing injuries
I'd be horrified if he was actually causing injuries
I guess he’s a highly rated club doctor in the same way Ramsay was a “highly rated” set piece coach.
Why does he sign his reports H.H. Crippen?
On the plus side, Arsenal's injury record since he left has been immaculate.
We’d be better off with doctor Shipman at this point, though I’d seriously fear for Evans.
- arsenal's injury record has been clean since he left
- man utd's injury record has been bad since he joined
doesn't sound good..
- man utd's injury record has been bad since he joined
doesn't sound good..
Considering he was at fault for all the injuries, I guess he now deserves the same amount of praise as Shaw is the only player in the squad not fit to play currently.
Apparently that sports scientist Amorim brought with him is an anti-injury specialist, might be having an early effect.
There must be a mitigating factor.
The club must have tested everything from the pitches to the footwear the players use.
It can't be that we have bought just crocks, can it?
The club must have tested everything from the pitches to the footwear the players use.
It can't be that we have bought just crocks, can it?
Aren't they all supposed to be?
one would hope so
Didn't work with Shaw though
Well yeah but I meant he's known for using innovative techniques.A bit too soon to talk about not getting injuries.. its been 1 game since everyones back
I agree. But with the same (shitty) logic as O’Driscoll got criticized for every single injury as soon as they happened, he should be praised for the current situation.
I believe he's a hamstring specialist, so that will be interesting as it always gets the likes of Hojlund
I suspect a number of players miraculously were able to return to or step up their training when Ten Hag was sacked.
That and Amorim has been rotating anyone he doesn't deem fit enough
Wraps the players in bubble wrap after training
He's an anti injury specialist, not god ffs.