Arsenal doctor Gary O’Driscoll moves to Man Utd

O’Driscoll's
DiscorlO'ls'
DiscorDLOLs

It's in the name. They sent us a virus.
 
With our recruitment policy, if Harold Shipman was still alive, we'd have probably appointed him as club doctor.
 
United are so over scrutinised, I reckon were 5 years from a thread being bumped about the new admin assistant fecking up simple photocopying, and how that makes us a joke of a club.
 
Is this Manchester United or Red Dead Redemption?

Managed by a Dutch coach.

Being bought by a Sir James Arthur Ratcliffe.

Bringing in an O'Driscoll.

What next? Micah Richards joins as a reserve coach?
 
Is this Manchester United or Red Dead Redemption?

Managed by a Dutch coach.

Being bought by a Sir James Arthur Ratcliffe.

Bringing in an O'Driscoll.

What next? Micah Richards joins as a reserve coach?
Turns out the kit man's from Cornwall and reads Bronte in his spare time while enjoying a snifter of Captain Morgan. I'll leave now
 
Is this Manchester United or Red Dead Redemption?

Managed by a Dutch coach.

Being bought by a Sir James Arthur Ratcliffe.

Bringing in an O'Driscoll.

What next? Micah Richards joins as a reserve coach?
We also play in red, our football is dead and we need redemption
 
I know our injury record wasn't good before he came here, but now it looks like its gotten way worse.
 
His tactic of swapping out electric shavers for chainsaws hasn’t been the roaring success he’d hoped for
 
Wouldn't some of the accusations here get him struck off? :lol:

I'd be horrified if he was actually causing injuries
 
We’d be better off with doctor Shipman at this point, though I’d seriously fear for Evans.
 
- arsenal's injury record has been clean since he left
- man utd's injury record has been bad since he joined

doesn't sound good..