Tallis
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He may have to start using Shaman techniques to keep Luke Shaw fit as he is beyond conventional medical science.
And by our own fans most the time too!United are so over scrutinised, I reckon were 5 years from a thread being bumped about the new admin assistant fecking up simple photocopying, and how that makes us a joke of a club.
Maybe go to that horse placenta lady that van Persie went to when he was hereHe may have to start using Shaman techniques to keep Luke Shaw fit as he is beyond conventional medical science.
He's banned.He may have to start using Shaman techniques to keep Luke Shaw fit as he is beyond conventional medical science.
I've heard she can move move move any mountain!Maybe go to that horse placenta lady that van Persie went to when he was here
E’s are good according to them.He may have to start using Shaman techniques to keep Luke Shaw fit as he is beyond conventional medical science.
‘Pogba entered the chat’He may have to start using Shaman techniques to keep Luke Shaw fit as he is beyond conventional medical science.
Naughty, naughty, very naughtyE’s are good according to them.
Considering he was at fault for all the injuries, I guess he now deserves the same amount of praise as Shaw is the only player in the squad not fit to play currently.
Get the feck in. Best news of the season.
Is it time to burst heavy's bubble?These guys must’ve been double agents for arsenal or something; there’s no way they can be this incompetent at their job, no wonder they’re leaving.
As frustrated as I am with Shaw, have to be aware his ongoing injuries are due to the leg break. They really, really fecked up the repair there. The fact it nearly rebroke last year is insane.Only right we review the medical staff to be fair. They have been found wanting this season, although I do suspect the likes of Mount and Shaw are as much mental as physical fragilities.
Must be in for a decent necromancer if we're going to see Mount or Shaw again. Maybe we can poach the bloke who looks after Emery's regenerative sarcophagus at Villa?
Replacement should be named any day now, few names mentioned already, one being Murfree and the other being a M. Bell.Damn O'driscolls
Crippen could do a better job.Replacement should be named any day now, few names mentioned already, one being Murfree and the other being a M. Bell.
Morgan the American prospect looks good as well.Replacement should be named any day now, few names mentioned already, one being Murfree and the other being a M. Bell.
He's a doctor, how's he supposed to stop players getting injured in training or games? All they do is treat them.These guys must’ve been double agents for arsenal or something; there’s no way they can be this incompetent at their job, no wonder they’re leaving.