Arsenal doctor Gary O’Driscoll moves to Man Utd | Leaving. End of an error

He may have to start using Shaman techniques to keep Luke Shaw fit as he is beyond conventional medical science.
 
United are so over scrutinised, I reckon were 5 years from a thread being bumped about the new admin assistant fecking up simple photocopying, and how that makes us a joke of a club.
And by our own fans most the time too!

need ronaldo back just to shout out CALM CALM in the dressing room, press conferences, on the caf, special guest appearance on skysports punditry and when the new assistant struggles to photocopy the Christmas staff vouchers
 

Bit of a weird one. Maybe all those years in a cushy role at Arsenal gave him a false reputation, making it look like a coup when really he only came here and got found out?

Hard to believe with all that experience that he was making it up as he went along.
 
Only right we review the medical staff to be fair. They have been found wanting this season, although I do suspect the likes of Mount and Shaw are as much mental as physical fragilities.
 
Get the feck in. Best news of the season.
 
I'd say our medical teams have been performing even worse than our players over the past few years which really is some achievement.
 
Our medical record was horrendous before he ever arrived to be fair. It couldn't be said that his appointment did anything to improve matters though.
 
Must be in for a decent necromancer if we're going to see Mount or Shaw again. Maybe we can poach the bloke who looks after Emery's regenerative sarcophagus at Villa?
 
Arsenal had some fairly lengthy injury lists when he was there too.

He's a spoofer, Bill.
 
Only right we review the medical staff to be fair. They have been found wanting this season, although I do suspect the likes of Mount and Shaw are as much mental as physical fragilities.
As frustrated as I am with Shaw, have to be aware his ongoing injuries are due to the leg break. They really, really fecked up the repair there. The fact it nearly rebroke last year is insane.
 
While it’s not entirely the doctor’s fault, you could tell that Ratcliffe was a little pissed off when he talked about Shaw and Mount in his interview yesterday.
 
Must be in for a decent necromancer if we're going to see Mount or Shaw again. Maybe we can poach the bloke who looks after Emery's regenerative sarcophagus at Villa?
:lol: Deserves a lot more love, that post
 
I thought he was going to solve all our injury issues but probably between now and last season it’s been the worst it’s ever been
 
how responsible is the club doctor in ensuring player fitness and resilience against injury? It feels like that falls under a different domain in sports science.
 
These guys must’ve been double agents for arsenal or something; there’s no way they can be this incompetent at their job, no wonder they’re leaving.
He's a doctor, how's he supposed to stop players getting injured in training or games? All they do is treat them.