I'm thinking 2-1 Rooney scoring first for a fiver, 1-2 Drogba scoring first for a fiver, then £20 on United winning outright.
I know feck all about betting, but I know I'm lucky. Last time I went to the Dogs, I bet on the dog that had a shit before the race, or the one with the funniest name I could associate with sex. I was betting £2s and came out with £45!