His sperm is what's scoring all the goals. 1 in 24 is a serious drought. Blue balls in football terms, that's a first.
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We didnt create much but I feel the Martial experiment should be terminated in January.
Guy needs to move on, not good enough for us at all.
Guy needs to move on, not good enough for us at all.
No need for the other words.
He needs the kind of loan where another team give us a bunch of money and then we forget to call him back at the end of the season.
Yep for sure, Greenwood should have been on 2nd half in his place, I mean the difference in attitude alone never mind talent from Greenwood compared to Tony was night and day !
The thing with Martial is that he likes to carry the ball, and when I say carry it I mean for a second longer than he should every time. He's obsessed with coming short with his back to pressure and holding it long enough to feel the contact, by which point any other passing options have exhausted. He just doesn't have the football brain to match his technical ability. He doesn't get it.
It wouldn't be so bad but he also doesn't run any channels at all. If he's not willing to do that then he's not playing his preferred no.9, period. He has to know that surely. Tuchel, Pep or Klopp wouldn't let him piss about with zero work ethic off the ball, so why should Ole? Nah. Martial is only shooting his own career in the foot by being lazy.
It wouldn't be so bad but he also doesn't run any channels at all. If he's not willing to do that then he's not playing his preferred no.9, period. He has to know that surely. Tuchel, Pep or Klopp wouldn't let him piss about with zero work ethic off the ball, so why should Ole? Nah. Martial is only shooting his own career in the foot by being lazy.
Sadly I don't think we'll get the bunch of money, too late for that.
I’m genuinely trying to remember a performance from a centre forward at Old Trafford that offered less than Martial did tonight. I cannot believe he got the whole match.
You don’t play unless you give it everything. Martial didn’t do that first essential step tonight.
Even Lingard, who most of the Caf hates, did miles better.
He needs to move on.
We saw both sides of Martial today, on the ball you can see his talent, off the ball he is shockingly bad.
The old add of "Hard work beats talent if talent doesn't work hard" comes to mind everytime I see him play.
We saw both sides of Martial today, on the ball you can see his talent, off the ball he is shockingly bad.
The old add of "Hard work beats talent if talent doesn't work hard" comes to mind everytime I see him play.
Please get rid
my eyes hurt
my eyes hurt
Remember all those people who slated anyone who was critical of Martial?
Pretty quiet now because even the most staunch Martial FC supporter cannot defend that utter dross.
Seen and been obvious for three years now but due the investment people have in him due to his spectacular debut against Liverpool, they want him to come good. I get it, but he is a lower leagues level player at best.
Pretty quiet now because even the most staunch Martial FC supporter cannot defend that utter dross.
Seen and been obvious for three years now but due the investment people have in him due to his spectacular debut against Liverpool, they want him to come good. I get it, but he is a lower leagues level player at best.
Deary me…he’s not very good is he? lazy lazy waste of space and the Martial apologists and sycophants can spout their defensive shit all they want..the truth will out
Dreadful again today, spent half the match sitting in that left WF pocket, strolling about. He's acting way too comfortable given the level of his performances.
Greenwood instantly showed the difference between them even if he couldn't find a finish.
Greenwood instantly showed the difference between them even if he couldn't find a finish.
I'd play Lingard and Sancho ahead of him aswell. He offers nothing.
The problem is he's not a false 9. He's a false footballer.
Seriously, how far down the league table before you find a club that he starts regularly for?
He didn't even try tonight...
Giving him 250k a week is going to feck us up like proper, there's no chance of any club in world football giving him that
Giving him 250k a week is going to feck us up like proper, there's no chance of any club in world football giving him that
He will retire and look back in his career and regret not learning. This is a guy who has so far played with;
Ibrahimovic
Wayne Rooney
Ronaldo
Cavani
He hasnt learned anything from any of them. Its sad.
He was an utter black hole. Everything broke down when it went to him and completely emptied the space high up the pitch. He's not a CF.
So so poor again.
His lack of movement is embarrassing, and he's no threat whatsoever. His finishing is atrocious.
Has to be his last season here, we need to ship him out.
His lack of movement is embarrassing, and he's no threat whatsoever. His finishing is atrocious.
Has to be his last season here, we need to ship him out.
Outside the top 6? Newcastle would love him, he should go there.
It's effort. I'm sure he knows what he has to do, but man, you can't make the horse drink the water. So frustrating. If only he had anything resembling Gabriel Jesus' work ethic he'd be a nightmare to play against.
He is keeping talented ambitious youth out of the team. His body language is lazy, looks like he doesn't care. When I think he will get to the ball first he pulls out at the last moment.
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He seemed to learn too much from Berbatov at Monaco.
Joking aside, why Ole kept him for the whole game? Greenwood is in explosive form. Could be used centrally while keeping Lingard on. Lingard is wasteful, but at least he tried which at that stage of the game is better than Martial completely ghosted out of the game. Or bring on and play McTominay up front for his presence. McTominay can score. In this form, I think McTominay is better scorer than Martial.
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Don't like overreacting, but Martial has completely lost the plot.
Side chasing a goal, and I doubt he made himself available for a pass or showed some movement to affect the game. I genuinely think he's a goner in Jan as I don't think he's going to get a lot more chances here on
Side chasing a goal, and I doubt he made himself available for a pass or showed some movement to affect the game. I genuinely think he's a goner in Jan as I don't think he's going to get a lot more chances here on
Has has played though. I don't think he's missed a game yet. (as as sub.)
Does he start for Newcastle in the league every game he's available?
They already have a non-goal scoring striker. Another one won't help!
Their only option is Joel Linton so yeah, he'd probably start every game
He’s overweight or has Rooney’d even sooner than Wayne. Makes you wonder about Rom being fat here and some of those leaked food orders that have been going round. Is the nutrition right at the club?
I know, I'm not defending him, I'm just trying to imagine the inevitable "I wasn't given a chance at United" headlines that will emerge when he moves on
I don't know, Joelinton was far better at Old Trafford than Martial was tonight!
That's the scary thing.
Their frontline has as many goals between them in the first 5 league games so far this season as Martial did all last season...
It is scary, I don't think he'd start over any forward in the league at the moment, and this is 12 months + of bad form now. Good thing it's only a blip...
You'd laugh if you wasn't weeping at how fecking poor he is
Literally standing still in the box waiting for the ball to hit him. No tracking back, no awareness of what is around him (i.e. just running into cul de sacs)
Can't hold the ball up. Cannot take defenders on without losing the ball every single time. Cannot head, cannot find space, cannot anticipate where the ball is going. He ruined it for us tonight. We should have had Mason up front Elanga on the left and Sancho on the right.
Come in number 9, your time is up.
Can't hold the ball up. Cannot take defenders on without losing the ball every single time. Cannot head, cannot find space, cannot anticipate where the ball is going. He ruined it for us tonight. We should have had Mason up front Elanga on the left and Sancho on the right.
Come in number 9, your time is up.
He's a disgrace.
He should be ashamed of himself.
We're paying him 250k a week. Disgusting.
He should be ashamed of himself.
We're paying him 250k a week. Disgusting.
He's done this since the Mourinho days which is why he got shunted out on the left and Zlatan came in. Every manager he's played under has told him he's not a forward but he's insisted he is, it's fecking wild when you think about it.
Solskjaer even said he doesn't have a strikers instinct.
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