Angel Di Maria | £59.7M fee agreed I Maybe tomorrow...or the day after...

[ItsEssexRob]

Random question but that picture of Jones gawping that always used for photoshops.. where does it originate from?

 

[Herman Van Rompuy]

That's an awesome gif.

 

[Raul Madrid]

Its a little dated but I don't care. We are getting Di Maria!

 

[Jed I. Knight]

Hopefully Rojo plays too.

Yeah, get that work permit fixed. It's amazing how even when we've sorted out our transfers, we haven't sorted them!

 

[Browniee]

Any news on Angel, has he touched down?

 

[Pexbo]

Its a little dated but I don't care. We are getting Di Maria!

Fergie and Mata kill me there

Moyes makes me want to throw a brick at his ginger face.

 

[Ramshock]

I bet he will love that weather

 

[Massive Spanner]

He was the one who wrote it.

my bad

 

[Ish]

Its a little dated but I don't care. We are getting Di Maria!

 

[Pogue Mahone]

Random question but that picture of Jones gawping that always used for photoshops.. where does it originate from?

Every game he plays.

 

[bosnian_red]

Random question but that picture of Jones gawping that always used for photoshops.. where does it originate from?

Happens a few times per game, take your pick really.

 

[JPRouve]

Random question but that picture of Jones gawping that always used for photoshops.. where does it originate from?

Aguero's goal against City.

 

[Ramshock]

Oh di Maria you are the love of my life.
Oh di Maria I'll let you shag my wife.
Oh di Maria, I want pointy ears too!

To the tune of Can't Take My Eyes of You

Scouser alert

 

[OnlyTwoDaSilvas]

Random question but that picture of Jones gawping that always used for photoshops.. where does it originate from?

This is the original, untouched photograph

 

[Crackers]

This is the original, untouched photograph

Brilliance. Absolute brilliance.

 

[Herman Van Rompuy]

This is the original, untouched photograph

Aguero's got a cracker of a face on too.

 

[royboy16]

Waiting for the thread title of Di Maria Manchester United player.

 

[JTW95]

Waiting for the thread title of Di Maria Manchester United player.

I bet it will before 12 tomorrow... Please.

 

[royboy16]

I bet it will before 12 tomorrow... Please.

I think it will be tonight.

 

[Vato]

"Knees?"
"Two."
"Passed."

 

[simonhch]

This may be the best day of my life. Got some pretty momentous news earlier and now Angel Di Maria. My wife will kill me if she ever finds out I'm comparing the two.

 

[fishfingers15]

This may be the best day of my life. Got some pretty momentous news earlier and now Angel Di Maria. My wife will kill me if she ever finds out I'm comparing the two.

Congratulations on your baby.

 

[JTW95]

I think it will be tonight.

Nah. Medical in the morning and the announcement at 11am.

 

[Jed I. Knight]

This may be the best day of my life. Got some pretty momentous news earlier and now Angel Di Maria. My wife will kill me if she ever finds out I'm comparing the two.

Congrats!

 

[RedRevongge]

This may be the best day of my life. Got some pretty momentous news earlier and now Angel Di Maria. My wife will kill me if she ever finds out I'm comparing the two.

Congratulations on getting shot of her

 

[Crackers]

This may be the best day of my life. Got some pretty momentous news earlier and now Angel Di Maria. My wife will kill me if she ever finds out I'm comparing the two.

Congrats! Name the child Angel?

 

[pseudo_canadian]

This may be the best day of my life. Got some pretty momentous news earlier and now Angel Di Maria. My wife will kill me if she ever finds out I'm comparing the two.

Congrats!

 

[Dobba]

Congratulations on getting shot of her

 

[JTW95]

Congrats! Name the child Angel?

Or Maria?

 

[Shark]

Nah. Medical in the morning and the announcement at 11am.

It'll be tonight God dammit, my muppet within has assured me!

 

[lysglimt]

This may be the best day of my life. Got some pretty momentous news earlier and now Angel Di Maria. My wife will kill me if she ever finds out I'm comparing the two.

Don't worry mate - most diseases are treatable now

 

[Scorpy]

This may be the best day of my life. Got some pretty momentous news earlier and now Angel Di Maria. My wife will kill me if she ever finds out I'm comparing the two.

Congrats mate.

 

[Moonred]

This may be the best day of my life. Got some pretty momentous news earlier and now Angel Di Maria. My wife will kill me if she ever finds out I'm comparing the two.

Angels all around. Congrats.

 

[simonhch]

Congratulations on your baby.

Congrats!

Congratulations on getting shot of her

Congrats! Name the child Angel?

Cannot confirm, nor deny. But Thanks!

And some of those replies

Don't worry mate - most diseases are treatable now

ffs

Congrats mate.

Angels all around. Congrats.

Thanks.

Congrats!

Congrats Simon, Maria must be the name.

Thanks.

You guys are great. Can't keep up.

 

[Mali_Zeus]

This may be the best day of my life. Got some pretty momentous news earlier and now Angel Di Maria. My wife will kill me if she ever finds out I'm comparing the two.

Congrats!

 

[JTW95]

It'll be tonight God dammit, my muppet within has assured me!

I realised I had to dial down my muppetry when it got to the point I was part of the group earlier that was stalking him on his plane.

 

[Giggsforever]

This may be the best day of my life. Got some pretty momentous news earlier and now Angel Di Maria. My wife will kill me if she ever finds out I'm comparing the two.

Congrats Simon, Maria must be the name.

 

[Crackers]

It'll be tonight God dammit, my muppet within has assured me!

I'm trusting yours so. Mine has a tendency for completely losing control.

 

[royboy16]

Nah. Medical in the morning and the announcement at 11am.

Medical team arrived hours ago I thought ?

 

[Shark]

I realised I had to dial down my muppetry when it got to the point I was part of the group earlier that was stalking him on his plane.

I had no idea that muppets that were that far gone could choose to go back. Fair play!