God help us if he does.
Angel Di Maria | £59.7M fee agreed I Maybe tomorrow...or the day after...
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Just seen on Sky Sports News no J's or R's available for shirt printing at Old Trafford. Lot of fans getting Jones and Anderson this season.
Thats fine none of those letters in Vidal.
Who's asking?
We'd probably qualify for a bit of waterboarding, electric probes up every orifice, and a secret trial.
MI-6
Wumming can get you banned. Just saying like.
We need lyrics. Get to work muppets!
Right I am going to have a break from this. When I get back I want to know where he is staying, what he is having for dinner and what brand of socks he is wearing!
He's obviously wearing nike socks, that are red.
Di Mariaaaa, our classy wingerrrrrr,
He can beat you down either side.
I'm just warming you up...
He can beat you down either side.
I'm just warming you up...
Oh di Maria you are the love of my life.
Oh di Maria I'll let you shag my wife.
Oh di Maria, I want pointy ears too!
To the tune of Can't Take My Eyes of You
Oh di Maria I'll let you shag my wife.
Oh di Maria, I want pointy ears too!
To the tune of Can't Take My Eyes of You
I didn't even know that nike did red socks?!
I didn't even know that nike did red socks?!
So is he here yet ?
Di Maria's plane when he sees how fanatical the Caf is being
Di Maria is coming to Manchester, looking for love. Love can be scary sometimes.
Just seen on Sky Sports News no J's or R's available for shirt printing at Old Trafford. Lot of fans getting Jones and Anderson this season.
More incompetence from Woodward, let's hope he ordered extra V's.
Wow. I like those.
No.
This is the longest flight from Spain, what time zone is he in now?
Don't be so daft man, they'll obviously be Adidas.
Not yet.
At least I tried.
Di Maria is (almost) an anagram of Midair....
The 5 caftards outside his hotel:
Ok he's in Manchester.
Easy on the gifs etc please. I know people are excited but we're still in a football forum here.
Woodwards probably gone to Barton airfield rather than Manchester Airport.
Can we still track his every movement?
That picture is in daylight. It isnt daylight now. He's up to something. Probably reading the Caf right now on his phone in the bar at the airport pissing himself at us sad cnuts. The ultimate WUM
Do what you like. It was a joke.
Away with your negativity! Shoo! Shoo!
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