Angel Di Maria | £59.7M fee agreed I Maybe tomorrow...or the day after...

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I've watched Vidal since he signed with Juventus and I can assure you, the guy is the closest thing out there to Roy Keane. Id sell half the squad to have that

So you would rather sign a player who 15 weeks ago had a knee operation, he should have recovered in 6 - 8 weeks yet a few days ago was putting an ice pack on that knee, you would rather spend £50m on him as opposed to di Maria who you know is fully fit?

Vidal is problematic, Angel wants to leave. Ed Woodward should pursue the latter.
 
Someone make a song to the tune of Maria by Blondie.
"Di Mariaaa, we've gotta see ya
Go inside and out on the line
Maria, Di Maria
A million and one brilliant sights."........
 
So you would rather sign a player who 15 weeks ago had a knee operation, he should have recovered in 6 - 8 weeks yet a few days ago was putting an ice pack on that knee, you would rather spend £50m on him as opposed to di Maria who you know is fully fit?

Vidal is problematic, Angel wants to leave. Ed Woodward should pursue the latter.
We have enough injuries without signing another one.
 
What happened to "Van Gaal buys players who fit the system", I just can't see why he would change his philosophy over a player who we don't need. We need a CM or 2 and 1 world class CB, Vidal should be the player who should be coming in as every man and his dog know we need a CM.

Just doesn't make sense and will give us more of a headache over player selection like when we signed Mata who we never needed either!

If it's not a CM or CB then it's not worth signing IMO even though Di Maria is a fantastic player but without a solid foundation it's a waste of money!
 
Maaariaaaa,
you gotta see her...


nope that doesn't work, never mind.

:smirk:

How about the classics?

Argie Wide Story:

We just found a guy named Maria
And suddenly that name
Will never be the same
To me
Maria

We just signed a guy named Maria
I only hope that name
Will never lead to shame
For me
Maria
 
The pricks who was spouting formation and player analysis in the twitter thread. Why do that on such an important day?

This is Di Maria day.
 
So you would rather sign a player who 15 weeks ago had a knee operation, he should have recovered in 6 - 8 weeks yet a few days ago was putting an ice pack on that knee, you would rather spend £50m on him as opposed to di Maria who you know is fully fit?

Vidal is problematic, Angel wants to leave. Ed Woodward should pursue the latter.

I prefer a quality CM to fix a non existent midfield then another winger
 
I prefer a quality CM to fix a non existent midfield then another winger

This is laughable.

You would rather pursue a midfielder that is difficult to get hold of for a number of reasons and is a injury risk than another world class player who will be easier to sign and is not an injury risk, what are you smoking man?
 
I sit and wait
while an Angel
Contemplates his fate
Does he know
The muppetry does grow
Where the weathers cold
'Cause he's been told
Van Gaals system
Lets his wings unfold

So when I'm lying in my bed
Thoughts runnin' through my head
And I feel Vidals deal's dead
I'm lovin' Angel instead


And through it ALLLLLLLLLLLL
He offers Shaw protection
And Smalling a sense of direction
when he's on the ball,
He won't deflate me
I'm lovin' Angels small head
 
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I sit and wait
while an Angel
Contemplates his fate
Does he know
The muppetry does grow
Where the weathers cold
'Cause he's been told
Van Gaals system
Lets his wings unfold

So when I'm lying in my bed
Thoughts runnin' through my head
And I feel Vidals deal's dead
I'm lovin' Angel instead


And through it ALLLLLLLLLLLL
He offers Shaw protection
And Smalling a sense of direction
when he's on the ball,
He won't deflate me
I'm lovin' Angels small head

you need help
 
This is laughable.

You would rather pursue a midfielder that is difficult to get hold of for a number of reasons and is a injury risk than another world class player who will be easier to sign and is not an injury risk, what are you smoking man?

We shouldnt sign an injured player. However if his injury isn't serious then Vidal > De Maria everytime
 
I sit and wait
while an Angel
Contemplates his fate
Does he know
The muppetry does grow
Where the weathers cold
'Cause he's been told
Van Gaals system
Lets his wings unfold

So when I'm lying in my bed
Thoughts runnin' through my head
And I feel Vidals deal's dead
I'm lovin' Angel instead


And through it ALLLLLLLLLLLL
He offers Shaw protection
And Smalling a sense of direction
when he's on the ball,
He won't deflate me
I'm lovin' Angels small head
:lol: What the feck
 
I sit and wait
while an Angel
Contemplates his fate
Does he know
The muppetry does grow
Where the weathers cold
'Cause he's been told
Van Gaals system
Lets his wings unfold

So when I'm lying in my bed
Thoughts runnin' through my head
And I feel Vidals deal's dead
I'm lovin' Angel instead


And through it ALLLLLLLLLLLL
He offers Shaw protection
And Smalling a sense of direction
when he's on the ball,
He won't deflate me
I'm lovin' Angels small head

:lol: quality! Nearly forgot about that tune.
 
I sit and wait
while an Angel
Contemplates his fate
Does he know
The muppetry does grow
Where the weathers cold
'Cause he's been told
Van Gaals system
Lets his wings unfold

So when I'm lying in my bed
Thoughts runnin' through my head
And I feel Vidals deal's dead
I'm lovin' Angel instead


And through it ALLLLLLLLLLLL
He offers Shaw protection
And Smalling a sense of direction
when he's on the ball,
He won't deflate me
I'm lovin' Angels small head
feck...
 
I sit and wait
while an Angel
Contemplates his fate
Does he know
The muppetry does grow
Where the weathers cold
'Cause he's been told
Van Gaals system
Lets his wings unfold

So when I'm lying in my bed
Thoughts runnin' through my head
And I feel Vidals deal's dead
I'm lovin' Angel instead


And through it ALLLLLLLLLLLL
He offers Shaw protection
And Smalling a sense of direction
when he's on the ball,
He won't deflate me
I'm lovin' Angels small head
:lol: I was tempted to do that one but it was too much hassle. Well played.
 
I sit and wait
while an Angel
Contemplates his fate
Does he know
The muppetry does grow
Where the weathers cold
'Cause he's been told
Van Gaals system
Lets his wings unfold

So when I'm lying in my bed
Thoughts runnin' through my head
And I feel Vidals deal's dead
I'm lovin' Angel instead


And through it ALLLLLLLLLLLL
He offers Shaw protection
And Smalling a sense of direction
when he's on the ball,
He won't deflate me
I'm lovin' Angels small head

:lol: That is one of the weirdest ever efforts I've seen on the caf. Well done.
 
We shouldnt sign an injured player. However if his injury isn't serious then Vidal > De Maria everytime

That's the point, he has surgery 15 weeks ago and was supposed to recover in 6 - 8 weeks. He was putting ice on it just a few days ago, obviously something is wrong.

Do you not read posts?
 
I sit and wait
while an Angel
Contemplates his fate
Does he know
The muppetry does grow
Where the weathers cold
'Cause he's been told
Van Gaals system
Lets his wings unfold

So when I'm lying in my bed
Thoughts runnin' through my head
And I feel Vidals deal's dead
I'm lovin' Angel instead


And through it ALLLLLLLLLLLL
He offers Shaw protection
And Smalling a sense of direction
when he's on the ball,
He won't deflate me
I'm lovin' Angels small head

Feckin hell :lol:
 
I sit and wait
while an Angel
Contemplates his fate
Does he know
The muppetry does grow
Where the weathers cold
'Cause he's been told
Van Gaals system
Lets his wings unfold

So when I'm lying in my bed
Thoughts runnin' through my head
And I feel Vidals deal's dead
I'm lovin' Angel instead


And through it ALLLLLLLLLLLL
He offers Shaw protection
And Smalling a sense of direction
when he's on the ball,
He won't deflate me
I'm lovin' Angels small head
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I sit and wait
while an Angel
Contemplates his fate
Does he know
The muppetry does grow
Where the weathers cold
'Cause he's been told
Van Gaals system
Lets his wings unfold

So when I'm lying in my bed
Thoughts runnin' through my head
And I feel Vidals deal's dead
I'm lovin' Angel instead


And through it ALLLLLLLLLLLL
He offers Shaw protection
And Smalling a sense of direction
when he's on the ball,
He won't deflate me
I'm lovin' Angels small head
:lol:
 
Think they broke Herrera story whilst every other journalist was calling bullshit on it and apparently have a great reputation

Ok, thanks.

Because I wanted it to be in order to get everyone's muppet juices flowing.

Now get f*cking flowing!

Yes sir!

I sit and wait
while an Angel
Contemplates his fate
Does he know
The muppetry does grow
Where the weathers cold
'Cause he's been told
Van Gaals system
Lets his wings unfold

So when I'm lying in my bed
Thoughts runnin' through my head
And I feel Vidals deal's dead
I'm lovin' Angel instead


And through it ALLLLLLLLLLLL
He offers Shaw protection
And Smalling a sense of direction
when he's on the ball,
He won't deflate me
I'm lovin' Angels small head

:lol: Bravo
 
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