Alexis Sanchez | Udinese: No Deal Yet

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The second Sanchez signs for anyone, it's going to be plastered across every media outlet there is in this field. It's pointless trying to be the first one to post the story, not when 90% of the shit out there is either fabricated or unconfirmed.

Might as well just wait a few minutes and see what is actually confirmed, or if it has any legs, before posting updates. Saves us the hassle of reading through rubbish, and the poster the hassle of having to answer to a million angry posts.
 
Never seen him play.

How good is he on a scale of 1-10? Can he play on the left?

I reckon Ferguson invited those Chilean miners to OT in order to curry favour with Sanchez, the wily old scoundrel.
 
This is like that evening out we've all had where you spend hours thinking you're getting close to some girl but you're never quite sure if she's going home with you. The suggestive looks, the flirting, the close contact. Then you awake outside in a pile of beer and vomit and just manage to squint your eyes to make out her being shafted hard in an alleyway a little way away
 
amolbhatia100 said:
For all the talk about the benefits of communicating information rapidly through twitter, it seems to do much more harm creating false and rubbish information that is communicated rapidly rather than anything with credibility.
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Sad but true. This year, Nelson Mandela and Margaret Thatcher both died, according to Twitter. Or was it 'Nelson Mandela is signing for United'? I forget...
 
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Just seen a midget departing from Manchester airport, I shouted "hope it's a short journey mate." - little bastard kicked up a right fuss. I said, can't you see my Sanchez sign you little fecker, show some respect for people on official business.

He said, get off your high horse. I said, get off your arse. He said I am standing up. I nearly wet myself.

Anyway, Airport security weren't impressed especially when I described him as some sort of magical leprechaun.
 
This place will implode once he decides to move to Barca. Every year is the same, the only thing that changes is the player
 
AdZzUtd said:
Just seen a midget departing from Manchester airport, I shouted "hope it's a short journey mate." - little bastard kicked up a right fuss. I said, can't you see my Sanchez sign you little fecker, show some respect for people on official business.

He said, get off your high horse. I said, get off your arse. He said I am standing up. I nearly wet myself.

Anyway, Airport security weren't impressed especially when I described him as some sort of magical leprechaun.
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It doesn't add up.
 
AdZzUtd said:
Just seen a midget departing from Manchester airport, I shouted "hope it's a short journey mate." - little bastard kicked up a right fuss. I said, can't you see my Sanchez sign you little fecker, show some respect for people on official business.

He said, get off your high horse. I said, get off your arse. He said I am standing up. I nearly wet myself.

Anyway, Airport security weren't impressed especially when I described him as some sort of magical leprechaun.
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:lol:
 
Why do people insist on posting tweets from random people and think its true?

I still don't get it.
 
Sandro Rosell on sanchez,cesc and rossi

Rosell: No tiraremos la casa por la ventana no por Cesc ni por Sanchez ni por Rossi, no es que no los queramos, pero no vamos a endeudarnos

Rosell: "Existe la posibilidad de que adelantemos presupuesto del 2012 y 2013, pero personalmente, esa decision no me gusta"

Rosell: "no tengo miedo que Cesc fiche por otro club español, pq el es del barza"
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ehsanul said:
Sandro Rosell on sanchez,cesc and rossi

Rosell: No tiraremos la casa por la ventana no por Cesc ni por Sanchez ni por Rossi, no es que no los queramos, pero no vamos a endeudarnos
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Crap translation: "We will not throw the house by the window not by Cesc neither by Sanchez neither by Rossi, is not that do not we want him, but we are not going to get into debt"

EDIT. Also: Rosell: "We don't know if we'll sign 1 or 4 players, it also depends on the players who will leave."
 
Escobar said:
This place will implode once he decides to move to Barca. Every year is the same, the only thing that changes is the player
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Not sure why people do this to themselves. Especially in this transfer, when it's not even clear if we're interested.
 
Common Spanish phrase that mate; "Don't throw your house out of the windows. It will not fit."
 
SteveJ said:
Crap translation: "We will not throw the house by the window not by Cesc neither by Sanchez neither by Rossi, is not that do not we want him, but we are not going to get into debt"
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Erm...sorry to break this to you Sandro but you are already shit loads in debt. Too late!
 
Imagine this place if Sanchez signs for Barcelona for £26m and on the same day we buy Ashley Young for £22m.
 
While Liverpool snap our main target, Stewart Downing at £39m.
 
Blair said:
Those figures wouldnt surprise me. I've seen strangers things happen.
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Me neither, it's entirely possible we are going to pay £20m+ for Young even though it doesn't make sense and I reckon Sanchez will cost less than £30m.
 
The Taurean said:
or that they won't pay over the odds.
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This. Pretty much Barcelona have a limit to how much they value sanchez and they won't spend a ridiculous amount on him like they have in the past.

Really, their ridiculous spending is catching up with them. They have to effectively sell to buy players and even then, they'd be still running at a loss.

I expect to see Irbah, Bojan and Milito to be sold this summer.

Xavi within two years so they can get atleast something from him 'with Fabregas coming in at one point'


Sandro out of a job come next year.
 
I think we are definately interested in Sanchez, whether we are interested enough to match Udinese's valuation is another matter. I don't see him going to Barca or another Italian club, Barca will dedicate their budget to trying to get Cesc and the Italian club's can't afford him and will likely have to pay a further premium to get him from Udinese. That leaves United and City...If we offer something close to Udinese's valuation I'm sure he'd choose us over City, if we don't he'll go to City. Simple as that really.
 
I'm not sure whats worse. The people that post the 'ITK Twitter Exclusives' or the people that actually believe them.
 
Has anyone said that this Sanchez thread is this Summer's Ozil thread yet? Oh they have. Right. Ok.
 
Rosell: "Interest in Rossi and Alexis Sanchez? I don't know if we're interested. It's better not to talk too much about transfers."
 
AdZzUtd said:
Just seen a midget departing from Manchester airport, I shouted "hope it's a short journey mate." - little bastard kicked up a right fuss. I said, can't you see my Sanchez sign you little fecker, show some respect for people on official business.

He said, get off your high horse. I said, get off your arse. He said I am standing up. I nearly wet myself.

Anyway, Airport security weren't impressed especially when I described him as some sort of magical leprechaun.
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:lol:

Good work man - keep it up
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