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Alexis Sanchez | Udinese: No Deal Yet
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Show me the proof man, the proof!. But you've handled your self anointed role quite well might i add. Allforone is running away with the muppetry in this thread though!. You'd be way way behind him if there was a poll this instant,
Absolutely. He's like a Liverpool fan!
It's like you two are fighting over who gets to have sex with a cactus.
Clique, stop the dotting after exclamation mark, it makes my eyes turn orange.
Apologies, my general grammar isn't quite as poor. Orange tan was "in" sometime back, perhaps there's a glimmer of hope for orange eyes as well.
Just wanted to post this:
Just 22 from 50? The way you brag about it I expected something like 80% votes.
Just wanted to post this:
I can't believe our manager is on holiday at the most important time of the year. Sack him.
Just wanted to post this:
Now there's a man who has a bit of hangover!
There's something about that pic that makes me smile.
Those shorts are just a smokescreen.
Apologies, my general grammar isn't quite as poor. Orange tan was "in" sometime back, perhaps there's a glimmer of hope for orange eyes as well.
Cheers mate.I'm sure he's got a tactical command center in the wine cellar at his villa.
TBF, he looks very good for his age. And healthy, which is the most important thing for us
Should I have my cock out on this one?
I really can't tell?
Would love it if we signed him though!
I really can't tell?
Would love it if we signed him though!
Serious question. Does anyone actually get their cock out when we sign good players?
definitely!
no, we get our cock out at the thought of signing players... anything that follows is anticlimactic.
Damn it give us some newsssssss!!!
Sam Wallace is a bit quiet... and Adzz's waiting for Sanchez at Manc Airport. One of them will be first with the news.
Would be an amazing signing for us if we get him.
Still don't think it's realistic to be honest.
Still don't think it's realistic to be honest.
If we all say 'please' like a 5 year old girl really loudly and all at the same time do you think it will help?
This thread is slowly transforming itself into the epic Tevez thread.... still a long way to go though...
Why not realistic?
Or the Ronaldinho thread, or the Rio Ferdinand thread, or the Benzema thread...
Luckily we didn't have the forum with Shearer in 1996!
I'm assuming with the amount of posts and views in this thread, we've been linked with him? Not Twitter links, confirmed reports?
I dont remember that one.
It's where the 'cock out' phrase was popularised. Thanks mainly to yours truly.
I always get my cock out when we sign a good player. Here's me when I heard we got Chicarito...
Apologies.... i know its an old one.... but had to be done...
Because the big spenders (ala Barca, City) are fighting for him too.
I can't see him turning down Barcelona if they're in for him, basically.
Even without going into, for the hundredth time, how good they are the offer from them would surely be more attractive for a young Chilean (better climate, better lifestyle, less tax etc).
It's just my opinion of course and I hope I'm wrong, because he really is brilliant, but I think the draw of Barca will be too much to compete with (in this particular instance, not in general).
Yet again I really do hope I'm wrong because he could become frighteningly good under Fergie.
Yes, City offer a far more attractive climate than living in Manchester...oh wait.
Seriously, money is the only factor there, a player with ambition would choose us everytime.
Barca are the issue, but we might get in there whilst they fanny around.
It's probably a bigger story than how Fergie's 'squeaky bum time' was invented.
I don't think finance is an issue the summer.
Maybe not, but climate sometimes is for these guys, and the draw of Barca is too good for anyone to turn down.
But we'll see.
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