He's a strange one for sure.
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Great times.
And meltdowns the longer the holiday went. These sagas can run for long.
Sanchez gets his hair cut and the caf explodes
couldn't make that up
couldn't make that up
It's happening isn't it?!
He does look very happy to be fair!! 
Yeaaaah buddy
4 and a half year contract worth 14m agreed.
Just waiting on Mikhitaryan now.
Will be confirmed shortly.
Just waiting on Mikhitaryan now.
Will be confirmed shortly.
Nothing on GettyImages. Maybe they don't publish training ground images?
Nope he was getting a fresh cut for a certain photo shoot...
Right, sod it. I'm diving in head first. Tonight is the night
Never work for me either.
Troopz with Sanchez.
I'd Imagine their conversation was riveting.
Troopz: Oi blud fam. Fam fam bud yeah, fam blud? Ju get me.
Sanchez: Sí, I have 2 dogs?
There's been no reports saying he trained this week so I take it he hasn't.
Is this happening tonight?
Exactly, media wages figures are best taken with a dumper truck of salt.
You forgot to say blood clawt
They are not only paying the footballs these days but they are paying them enough to get the same hair transplants that the players do?
Jesus.
Fantastic signing. I've spoken to a few older fans regarding this transfer and they seem to think it's alot of money (wages and fee) for a 29 year old. I personally think he will shock them all and be as influential to us as RVP was, albeit not as profilic when it comes to goalscoring.
The thought of him and Pogba on form is devastating.
The thought of him and Pogba on form is devastating.
Is he really gonna be getting 500k per week?
Yes and tears of a unicorn
The media will usually spin the costs to the highest amounts, especually when United are buying. Call the gross the net, then gross that up. Convert to Euros and call it pounds. Add in agent fees even if the other team is paying them, etc. Then they will call a 35m deal as a 100m deal, by rolling in all costs over the life of a contract if every incentive is met.
They were still saying that we paid 120m for Pogba, including the agent fees, even after Juve released the exact figure and said that they paid the agent.
At this point they have to support City's "must be the money" claim, even though we are offering basically the same.
Obviously will be ace to wrap up Sanchez deal but I am sad it didn't work out with Mkhitaryan, it's a big disappointment as he seemed like a great signing at the time.
I don't believe in it but if i say straight, i don't even care very much. United pays what they can pay, so it will be inside budget.
Hahahahaha!!
I never really understand why wages are so interesting.
The top players all earn vastly more in a year than I will in a lifetime, that's just what it is. As long as the club are not overpaying to the point of bankruptcy, I don't care.
The top players all earn vastly more in a year than I will in a lifetime, that's just what it is. As long as the club are not overpaying to the point of bankruptcy, I don't care.
€740k/week actually. Which in £ comes up to £1.48m a week.
Per day, why else would he chose us over Pep and whoever that club he manages is?
Incorrect. It's £750k before tax for every year old he is. At 47 years old, he'll earn £35m a week.
I want him in before the Spurs match. Can't see Jose disagreeing with me.
Well I want him in for Saturday but I don't think he will be integrated into the squad in time for that now. Come on as sub maybe. Yeovil I'm not so fussed about.
It actually isn't a week, it's an hour. So £1.48m an hour for 30 hours a week is around 177m a month. Think that's right.
Damn, so next year, then?
I've been camped in here for days. Haven't even looked at other parts of the Caf.
Must. Eat. Need. water.
Must. Eat. Need. water.
Bit concerning that we're giving him a 29 year contract then.
Chile isn't exactly in the tropics. Much of the country gets cold temps and snow in their winter.
If true, he would be the second most overpaid footballer in United after Fellaini.
I'm on the bog at work. He isn't here either.
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