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He'll probably say: "I always wanted to play for the biggest club in the world."
Good old Express. Obviously all those assistants are sitting on this information and not sharing it with anyone.
Bullshit. A story from the Daily Express that doesn't mention Princess Di?
Yeah they're great dogs, good taste our man Sánchez
‘I always wanted to take Atom and Humber walking in the Lake District’
I love how people thing the lad on minimum wage in the megastore is privy to transfer dealings
Give the dogs a sign on bonus too.
Exactly this.
They are. Have to get an Official Dog Food Provider.
He's not coming to United.
Sky update
Manchester United are prepared to pay Alexis Sanchez more than £350,000 per week, as the club lead the chase to sign the Chilean: http://skysports.tv/la1XgR
Manchester United are prepared to pay Alexis Sanchez more than £350,000 per week, as the club lead the chase to sign the Chilean: http://skysports.tv/la1XgR
We should just walk from the deal out of disrespect we got shown. First they ask for Martial, then they want Mkhi and some youth players. Arent they producing any? They should be happy with Mkhi. Tell them where to go, cnuts.
I want to get a job there just to wind everyone up.I love how people thing the lad on minimum wage in the megastore is privy to transfer dealings
Interesting to think that if we pull this transfer off for relative peanuts based on the inflated market and bring in Ozil for free in the summer, that's two world class players for very little.
It's ironic that we would greatly strengthen without spending a huge amount, could be a savvy move from Jose and the board after he was criticized a few weeks back for his "not spending enough" comments.
Plus we could have tremendous financial flexibility to flesh out the team by spending on a fullback and quality midfielder.
It's ironic that we would greatly strengthen without spending a huge amount, could be a savvy move from Jose and the board after he was criticized a few weeks back for his "not spending enough" comments.
Plus we could have tremendous financial flexibility to flesh out the team by spending on a fullback and quality midfielder.
Shit, that's it. Close the thread
He flies round in a private jet so he can take his pooches everywhere. No wonder he needs £400k a week.
I'm with you on this. Too many similar experiences in the past.
If he signs we should do a caf whip-round on the Caf and present it to Sanchez as a welcoming present. How much do good pedigree labs cost?
@Giggs86 i guess they want to cover themselves in case they can't convince anyone suitable to come in. Same as the summer. If they can't, Sanchez would be their best hope of salvaging 4th. Which would be worth more to them than whatever they'd get for him from us now.
Those dogs man, epic. My other half will lose her shit when I tell her (if we sign him).
I'll show her a picture of him and she'll be like '...right...whatever...'. Then I'll show her that twitter picture, and she'll immediately lose it and he'll be her favourite player.
I'll show her a picture of him and she'll be like '...right...whatever...'. Then I'll show her that twitter picture, and she'll immediately lose it and he'll be her favourite player.
Mkhi + Tuanzebe on loan though...enticing
weird to see some arsenal fans on twitter thinking that selling to City over selling to us is some sort of win. very strange world.
This thread is like a pendulum swinging. This could lead to the mother of all meltdowns on this place.
She cannae take any moree...
She cannae take any moree...
If he did he would probably meet some Cumbria Hounds and get smitten. Cumbria Hounds (or Trailhounds) are the best dogs in the world. I have one called Barrett and United have never lost a match if he is watching it beside me on the sofa. It's only when he goes out for a piss that the other team scores.
Sorry to ramble on but this post was about rambling.*
*just like the whole thread is.
Yeah, it was terrible all those times we didn't get Pogba, Di Maria, Berbatov, Mata, Ferdinand and Rooney. Still hurts.
So... can we get some good news now?
Think we are just waiting for this game to be done to announce it. Might be tomorrow morning.
Imagine that he'll do a Hazard after flirting with both of Manchester clubs, something likes "I'm signing for the 2011-2012 League Cup Winner"
That is actually concerning. Isn't that too much? Pogba, DDG and eventually Martial and Lukaku will want similar wages, too. Aren't we blowing the wage structure out of the water?
They aint gonna do loan deals. They will not a develop a player for us.
ffs, we haven't even got a fecking dog food sponsor yet! were a joke!
We need to kidnap his dogs to get this deal over the line.
United commercial-wing will deal with it.
Martial and Lukaku havent done shit to even request that kind of money. Pogba is well on his way there. His next contract might be worth that. And for GKs to be earning that much, it might take a while. Plus our revenues are off the charts every year. We can easily afford this or else we wont be doing it.
Martial and Lukaku have to prove that they're worth those wages though.
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