Woody got his "chopper" out?
WTF.
I know we joke about him getting his cock out and waving it around, while saying, "I have the biggest cock", but I didn't actually think this would happen.
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Jamie (@Vault Dweller) are here to talk about United's dreadful home defeat at the hands of Big Ange's Tottenham Hotspur. Should this have been the end of Ten Hag? How long does he actually have left? And does Nik finally want ETH out?!
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Woody got his "chopper" out?
WTF.
I know we joke about him getting his cock out and waving it around, while saying, "I have the biggest cock", but I didn't actually think this would happen.
He's not in Manchester and we've a game tonight. Nothing will be announced today/tonight.
Wasn't Pogba announced with that video at like 12 at night though? I was on holidays in Barcelona when that happened. Good times
Lukaku was in LA when he was announced.
Oooh, not sure we've had anyone pretending to be ITK on this saga yet.
We also have offices in London.
So, by your reasoning, we should never buy a player, just in case it doesn't work out.
How about we completely stop playing altogether, because we may end up losing a game. After all, the only way to guarantee that we never lose is never to play?
I've heard on the grapevine that the whole City squad has turned their back on Pep and have chosen Money instead.
Remember when we signed Mata. Commentator on Sky just casually dropped that in while commentating on a game (can't remember if that was us playing? League cup game I think?).
Imagine that happens tonight!!!
Imagine that happens tonight!!!
We don't need to do anything. There are a lot worse squad players to have.
All of us know how good Micky can be, Mourinho has just given up cause his man management with him sucked.
He was definitely in the squad and was at the Lowry today. Remains to be seen if he’ll be in the match day squad.
Why aren't Liverpool making moves for Sanchez?
I'm sure they sounded him out and don't think Sanchez would go there.
How many goals has he scored in the last few months?
Answer: 1
You think that this is anything to be proud of?
An attacker who can only score 1 goal in half a season is an utter embarrassment.
In any other profession, if a person performed that badly, they'd be sacked.
Has he said they are more important to him than club honours?
I’ve grown used to too many transfers like this. So I will wait until the club announce the transfer before I start watching YouTube compilations of Sanchez.
I see that the odds shifted a bit away from us in City's favor. We were 1/5 and City were 4 yesterday. Today we are 2/5 and City are 15/8. What happened?
Not surprising that Miki does not want to move to Arsenal. He might prefer to go back to BvB if possible rather than go under Wenger.
People put money on City. That's how it works.
Someone mentioned that earlier today. Think it might be to do with the Liverpool result.
He would utterly destroy their wage structure
Ooooh I can't wait to get home from work! Get the Sanchez mash-up videos on youtube on, volume to 11, and then get the match on the TV
I've turned my back on the money, what a day to be alive!
People bet on City. Odds mean nothing.
City lost to Liverpool. Some fake twitter bloke said City were meeting with Sanchez, papers ran with it. People bet on City.
1. They can´t afford his wages.
2. Klopp very likely has no interest in a player with his personality profile.
As much as I'd love it, I doubt he'd come.
And the ITKs and WUMs begin
Thanks IndyKalia. That clears that up.
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While I agree that it seems like Mourinho has given up on him, but we can’t blame it all on Mourinho’s man management (not saying that’s what you’re implying but many people here seem to blame it on Mourinho), Mikhi showed a lot of inconsistency at Dortmund, I feel like it’s more of a Mikhis fault at this point, Mourinho’s man management seems to work fine for Shaw and Martial.
I agree we all know how good Mikhi can be, but he needs to step it up.
As far as announcing Sanchez, I don’t see that happening without hearing about the medical, we heard about both Pogba and Lukaku’s medical before the announcement.
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Who gives a shit? They mean nothing
Can the mods change the title every hour to let us know how much longer of this 48 hours we have to endure. Ta.
Good point!
Strange you can spend £75m on a CB and still not pay 250k a week in wages. I know there's a structure for a reason, but it does strike me as odd sometimes.
Just make it happen, the delay will cost us dearly
United don't care, they have Malcom and Moura as an option if we don't sign Sanchez. Arsenal will miss out on Malcom because Arsenal didn't give us a Sanchez so we'll buy Malcom.
23 hours and a few minutes left.
Odds by themselves mean nothing but there must be a reason why more people bet on City today than yesterday.
awww the big bad united, how dare they try and sign a player that would improve them, because only city should have them
Have you seen this thread today? That only should explain it. People believe everything and are willing to bet on it too.
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