Actually, host it in La Paz. These talkative wankers wouldn't last 5 mins at that altitude.
2024 Summer Olympics (Paris)
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Amazing save Zidane and then Nadal!
He's the King of Paris
Ran out of famous Frenchmen so hired Rafa
You just know that a bunch of americans are happy to see the Las Vegas Olympics.
Surely it's going to be some decorated French athlete to light the flame though or even some local kids.
This is like the illuminations turning on at Blackpool.
I mean this is pretty fecking cool
They had me at God, then they had him pass the torch to Other God, now this
Best. Ceremony.Ever
It may take them a revolution and a couple false starts afterwards but the French will get there in the end
Best. Ceremony.Ever
It may take them a revolution and a couple false starts afterwards but the French will get there in the end
Yeah, this bit probably enhanced by the rain.
Hang on he is the absolute god at French open - honarary French man
In times to come what will the people be talking about this ceremony?
Massive Spanner would’ve hated it.
Eye of Sauron vibes at the end there
Jaysus they're dragging the arse out of this
He sounds like your spirit animal.
Discotheque Eiffel.
Tin follal
Blue dick smurf on a platter
It's the perfect atmosphere for David Guetta.
I’ve disowned him. Two faced.
They’ve just copied this bit from 2012
I thought this was British redcoat holding torch.
Has there been any Daft Punk yet?
Rafa, Serena, Carl Lewis and Nadia on that boat
You are in good form!
Marie-Josée Pérec will be the last flame carrier.
Handing over to world famous Frenchwoman Serena Williams
They could have briefed Carl Lewis beforehand
Smurf flashing on the table.
I thought he was going to fall overboard.
When does this end good god
They heading to the Stade de France?
Hopefully a Pogba dab to finish. Would be epic
How is this numpty so out of sync. You had one job mate
Ok this is pretty cool
This could've been cut to a tight hour long show.