2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi

this is awfully dull. they should have had some homosexuals to help make it a bit more flamboyant.
 
I was wondering where all these athletes were going because usually they head into the middle of the arena when they come in. Turns out the Russians are filling the empty seats in the stadium with athletes. lol, classic Russia.
 
This bit is fairly cool with all the lights and blow up things forming some sort of fish
 
This is the most Russian thing I've ever seen. Putin dancing ballet with a bear in a giant nuclear submarine while reading Marx and putting gays in prison is not nearly as Russian as this.
 
When is the snowboarding on? Particularly the one where it is 4 racing each other at the same time. Only thing i'm interested in tbh.
 
"Our gayms will be cool! With new modern gaynius!"

I'm sensing some subliminal messaging from the speech dude.
 
Just got reminded why I don't particularly like sports with a panel handing out points. Max Parrot puts together a snowboard run that all of the pundits agreed would run the first place close and might win it, only for him to be way off in 5th place. So either those pundits (including a former professional snowboarder) are clueless or the jury is. Either way, it seems a little arbitrary to me.
 
Nah he was a little sketchy on a couple of landings and I wondered why the judges were so excited to be honest.

Sage deserved it for the fact that he didn't grab mute like everyone else did all the time.
 
Bjørgen!

Suck it, rest of the world. Suck it long and suck it hard.