Recent content by SmashedHombre

  1. André Onana | 2024/25 Performances

    Worst goalkeeper I've ever had the misfortune of watching regularly. Severely lacking absolutely everything except handsomeness. I know I keep saying it, but goalkeeper needs to be our number 1 priority for a rebuild. Moreso than a striker, even. Ship this clown out ASAP

  2. U18s: Derby vs United

    That's an incredible goal. Shame the camera angle is so poor

  3. Alejandro Garnacho | 2024/25 Performances

    Came on and upped the tempo considerably (not difficult, admittedly). We were going nowhere and doing nothing before he came on the pitch. Very selish, but when you look at who he has to pass to in the box I guess it's understandable.

  4. Chido Obi | 2024/25 Performances

    He absolutely does not need to be starting. Heaping that pressure onto a 17 year old would be an insane move. Thankfully, it won't happen

  5. Bruno Fernandes | 2024/25 Performances

    He needs to go. Doesn't deserve to be wasting his career with such shit players and such ungrateful fans.

  6. Musk | Fascist | Leader of the Free World

    If nothing else, Musk has been a very useful barometer for quickly recognising which people are not worth listening to, or even engaging with,

  7. André Onana | 2024/25 Performances

    This feckin guy man. Bring back Vitek. Or Kovar. feck it, recall John O’Shea from retirement. Anybody but this clown, I can't stand seeing him in goal for us. We may as well just start every game with a 2 goal deficit.

  8. André Onana | 2024/25 Performances

    I sincerely wish he was average

  9. Rasmus Højlund | 2024/25 Performances

    It's all well and good moaning about lack of service, but he just doesn't make runs. If such a simple element of the game hasn't been coached into him by now it likely never will.

  10. André Onana | 2024/25 Performances

    He's been at the top of the ladder since about day 1 for me. He's been consistently atrocious and can't even do the very basics of a gk.

  11. André Onana | 2024/25 Performances

    He is so shit it’s actually making me actively dislike him. Should go down as our worst ever signing.

  12. Everton vs Manchester United

    I wish for Onana to just one time not parry the ball back into the most dangerous part of the feckin pitch. Just one time.

  13. Everton vs Manchester United

    How the feck am I supposed to watch this dross week in week out

  14. Geovany Quenda - Summer 2025

    The last thing we need is more teenagers with potential

  15. André Onana | 2024/25 Performances

    This is wildly untrue. He's our biggest problem.
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