West Ham United 2:0 Manchester United

Jeffthered · Dec 23, 2023

Huddsred said:
This defeat isn't on Mainoo. He's a 17 yr kid ffs.

Absolutely not. Mainoo will learn from this. But we have been dreadful. There is no heart in this team. None. You want to keep telling yourself that these players are playing for the manager, then that's up to you.

The players have nothing, nothing about them. Shocking. Absolutely shocking.

elmo · Dec 23, 2023

Paul778 said:
He'd not displace Irwin

Irwin was closer to 3 decades back.

mitchmouse · Dec 23, 2023

doomy20 said:
Liverpool scored 5 against them, they scored 2 against us. Meaning Liverpool is 7 goals better than us, no progress made since then

west ham played a B team that night

christinaa · Dec 23, 2023

elmo said:
What the feck for? He kickstarted our decline by getting rid of our coaching staff and filled it with the bunch of losers he brought in.

He brought in the fraud that is John Murtough that’s still stinking up the club to this day. feck Moyes and everyone he brought in.

The club stinks from top to bottom and until we rid of our owners nothing will happen

laughtersassassin · Dec 23, 2023

sunama said:
Surely, this can't be right?

Check it. It's correct.

Scored 18 in 18. Therefore on track for 38.

Lost 13 games or something like that. It's literally like the 3rd if 4th most losses of any team in Europe...

lex talionis · Dec 23, 2023

elmo said:
What the feck for? He kickstarted our decline by getting rid of our coaching staff and filled it with the bunch of losers he brought in.

He brought in the fraud that is John Murtough that’s still stinking up the club to this day. feck Moyes and everyone he brought in.

Indeed. Moyes got the ball rolling on our decline.

Cantona in disguise · Dec 23, 2023

DJ_21 said:
Who’s good enough to start. Forgot you can only ever praise young players.

Blaming him for a defeat is ridiculous. He has to learn from it of course but you put a kid in the middle of park he will make mistakes. We need to be patient with the lad.

MegadrivePerson · Dec 23, 2023

Longest run of games without a goal since 1992.

AdamColeBebe · Dec 23, 2023

Lay said:
Europa Conference football next season is going to be awful

Not for our opponents

Ted Lasso · Dec 23, 2023

TenonTen said:
Sorry mate but he's gonna be a Liverpool/City fan very soon.

Is it child abuse to force United on them ?

Huddsred · Dec 23, 2023

DJ_21 said:
Who’s good enough to start. Forgot you can only ever praise young players.

You don't scapegoat young kids when the senior pros are failing to perform.

hellhunter · Dec 23, 2023

IRELANDUNITED said:
You didn’t criticise him for a mistake though, did you? You said the defeat was on him which simply isn’t true.

We were already 1-0 down and the defeat was down to the team, in particular our forwards, being absolutely toothless.

To immediately target an 18 year old for a simple lapse of concentration is wrong. He has been absolutely outstanding in his short career so far. There’s plenty of things you can point to to put today’s defeat on, he shouldn’t be one of them.

I don't think anyone is targeting him. But let's call a spade a spade, he fecked up and we conceded. Shit happens, certainly not our biggest problem

DWelbz19 · Dec 23, 2023

MegadrivePerson said:
Longest run of games without a goal since 1992.

Thought the commentator on my stream said 1989

Blood Mage · Dec 23, 2023

Buster15 said:
David Moyes eh. What a terrible manager.

Yeah he is, unfortunately Ten Hag is worse.

chicha14 · Dec 23, 2023

Thankfully we got rid of bad attitudes in the squad like Ronaldo and Sancho, we are much better for it..

adexkola · Dec 23, 2023

Sly said:
I see you edited the post. You should have kept it because it's your true face. And I take it as a badge of honor coming from a self centered, clueless user like yourself.

I didn't edit it because it wasn't true, I edited it because despite the existence on the Caf of people like ye, I somehow remain drawn to this place. But don't get it confused, you and you specifically are that in every sense of the word. And an obsessed one at that. Because didn't you say you put me on ignore a few months ago? Let me help you with that. In the meantime, jog on to the newbie forum and focus on what Niall asked you to do.

RedIan · Dec 23, 2023

13 defeats before xmas.. wow.

stretford_oslo · Dec 23, 2023

This team makes me so angry. Thanks for ruining christmas lazy sobs.

sglowrider · Dec 23, 2023

ETH better start booking the movers soon!

lex talionis · Dec 23, 2023

Disgusting. Gutless. Insipid. Dire. Woeful. Grim.

48 hours · Dec 23, 2023

TenonTen said:
Sorry mate but he's gonna be a Liverpool/City fan very soon.

I’m expecting City. Liverpool and he’s off to an orphanage

Cassidy · Dec 23, 2023

ayushreddevil9 said:
They aren't. And we should be beating the likes of these teams but apparently we are so badly run that we can't. I don't buy that. People can keep making excuses but this is on the manager. Incapable of getting anything out his players, setting up a system or even get this team score some goals.

We quite obviously are. I agree we should be beating those teams though. Again that has nothing to do with if we are the worst run club or not (which we quite clearly are)

Dazzmondo · Dec 23, 2023

Most defeats before xmas since 1930

pseudo_canadian · Dec 23, 2023

Useless sacks of shit

DJ_21 · Dec 23, 2023

IRELANDUNITED said:
You didn’t criticise him for a mistake though, did you? You said the defeat was on him which simply isn’t true.

We were already 1-0 down and the defeat was down to the team, in particular our forwards, being absolutely toothless.

To immediately target an 18 year old for a simple lapse of concentration is wrong. He has been absolutely outstanding in his short career so far. There’s plenty of things you can point to to put today’s defeat on, he shouldn’t be one of them.

Fair enough. Maybe I was harsh. The defeat is down to a number of reasons. Attack is a big issue. Not scored in 4 games. The lack of creativity is also a big issue… can’t rely on everything to go through Bruno.

RedDevilRoshi · Dec 23, 2023

Only watched the first half and turned it off after that. Was bored to death watching this game.

Doesn’t look like I regretted making that decision which I'm glad as time is more precious than watching this lot play.

laughtersassassin · Dec 23, 2023

UnitedSofa said:
That’s bullshit and you know it. EtH has one of, if not the, highest win percentage of any manager post Fergie

And this season he has done worse than any of those managers by miles.

Can't be ignored.

We score no goals and have lost something like the 3rd or 4th most games of all clubs in Europe.

RedUnited86 · Dec 23, 2023

I see shithousing ourselves to a point at Anfield was well worth it

chicha14 · Dec 23, 2023

We won't even make Europa league next season, nevermind Champions league.

Camy89 · Dec 23, 2023

elmo said:
What the feck for? He kickstarted our decline by getting rid of our coaching staff and filled it with the bunch of losers he brought in.

He brought in the fraud that is John Murtough that’s still stinking up the club to this day. feck Moyes and everyone he brought in.

Hasn’t Murtough been replaced by David Brailsford?

sglowrider · Dec 23, 2023

RedIan said:
13 defeats before xmas.. wow.

Record since 1930.

ETH will hold a huge list of records by the time he is done

DJ_21 · Dec 23, 2023

Cantona in disguise said:
Blaming him for a defeat is ridiculous. He has to learn from it of course but you put a kid in the middle of park he will make mistakes. We need to be patient with the lad.

Ye I admit I was harsh. Attack is the main reason we lose. We can’t score to save our lives

DJ_21 · Dec 23, 2023

Huddsred said:
You don't scapegoat young kids when the senior pros are failing to perform.

Fair point.

Sly · Dec 23, 2023

christinaa said:
The club stinks from top to bottom and until we rid of our owners nothing will happen

OK let's forget the injuries. How can you explain or defend the recruitment policy of Ten Hag? It's been utter shambles. He spent 400 millions and made the team worse. I'm really afraid if he stays he will also spunk new ownership money on more Ajax has beens and rejects.

RedMarcus · Dec 23, 2023

Club is broke. The squad is devoid of any talent. The football is boring. The stadium is falling down. And our rivals City and Liverpool are decades ahead of us. This is rock bottom for me. We are only heading in one direction and its not up

slyadams · Dec 23, 2023

Paul778 said:
He'd not displace Irwin

Irwin left United 22 years ago

bdspeedy · Dec 23, 2023

We will never win a thing until we chase our parasite owners out of our club. They will never leave until they fear they'll lose money. A good start now that there's ZERO chance we'll be in Europe next year. Short term pain is the only solution. Strike the club. Not one fukking cent to these carnival barker owners! FAN POWER.

BeforeKeanetherewasRobson · Dec 23, 2023

Lay said:
Europa Conference football next season is going to be awful

Oooh, get you with your huge confidence

christinaa · Dec 23, 2023

IRELANDUNITED said:
You didn’t criticise him for a mistake though, did you? You said the defeat was on him which simply isn’t true.

We were already 1-0 down and the defeat was down to the team, in particular our forwards, being absolutely toothless.

To immediately target an 18 year old for a simple lapse of concentration is wrong. He has been absolutely outstanding in his short career so far. There’s plenty of things you can point to to put today’s defeat on, he shouldn’t be one of them.

The defeat is because they scored first and we couldn't.
Until then we were just as good as them

Buster15 · Dec 23, 2023

Von Mistelroum said:
United fans arguing about who's the worst player ever match. What do we expect a new manager to do with a squad of duds?

He is the most comfortable with the ball that is certain.

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