West Ham United 2:0 Manchester United

TsuWave · Dec 23, 2023

Someone said:
Sometimes I feel that we make players worse.

Sometimes? We have a track record of doing so

evil_geko · Dec 23, 2023

Evans what the feck was that. Leave the ball.

Andycoleno9 · Dec 23, 2023

For a tall and strong guy, Hojlund loses too many duels with defenders.

redshaw · Dec 23, 2023

FerociousCorgis said:
I'd agree more with piling on hojlund if he was the only one not scoring but considering every other attacker hasn't scored shit this year either clearly it's more a system issue

Feel the same way, our attack has been dead all season. On course for 40 goals this season. Bar Rashford it was dead last season.

PoTMS · Dec 23, 2023

At the game in the home end surrounded by West Ham fans. They are complete bellends, aren't they? They seem to think we're rivals.

Leftback99 · Dec 23, 2023

evil_geko said:
No ideas in attack but at least we look much better at beating press.

They aren't pressing us

Amira · Dec 23, 2023

Feels like a game being played by two Moyes coached teams.

sunama · Dec 23, 2023

Andycoleno9 said:
McT is awful player.

A player of his skill level should not be at MUFC.
When he leaves, he'll probably be playing in the Championship.

Remember Lingard? Before Bruno arrived, he was regularly in our starting xi.
He left and no club wants him. He is now a free agent.

We have players in our team who are not good enough to play for any EPL side.

DRJosh · Dec 23, 2023

None of our players apart from a couple actually want to play football. It’s so bleeding obvious

Someone · Dec 23, 2023

kouroux said:
Our youngsters are our best players

They haven't caught the virus yet.

evil_geko · Dec 23, 2023

Leftback99 said:
They aren't pressing us

Yes, they are.

MegadrivePerson · Dec 23, 2023

It's the worst football I've ever seen in my lifetime.

Makes Van Gaal look exciting!

TMDaines · Dec 23, 2023

Hope we let the front three get 90 minutes each in the best interests of this football team.

Dec9003 · Dec 23, 2023

It’s difficult to claim that our style of play has advanced since Ole was here, and our football was largely ridiculed then too.

pjaya · Dec 23, 2023

30mins without shot on target or any shot

laughtersassassin · Dec 23, 2023

There's truly never been a worse modern day Manchester United team

RaddyRed · Dec 23, 2023

Game being played by both teams like its a pre season friendly in America or Asia.

Yanited__ · Dec 23, 2023

Seems like hit and hope ball

Scorpy · Dec 23, 2023

Absolutely terrible with zero ambition so far. Zero shots in 30 mins in a must-win match

Andycoleno9 · Dec 23, 2023

Eriksen and Rashford istead McT and Hojlund would be much better than this.

Desert Eagle · Dec 23, 2023

Hughes35 said:
Absolute snooze fest. We are so bad. Just long straight balls and hope for a defensive horror show. Zero ball retention, zero movement, no creativity or quality.

No physicality or desire to get on the ball. And a huge gaping hold in midfield

TMDaines · Dec 23, 2023

30 minutes, majority of possession, 0 shots. LVG, we’re home.

MetoTTT · Dec 23, 2023

Someone said:
They haven't caught the virus yet.

This.

FerociousCorgis · Dec 23, 2023

SalfordRed18 said:
It be a system issue if they weren't getting chances to score. They get chances to score and don't, it's on them as it is any system issue.

Not sure what chances you are talking about. Pretty much every epl game has been the same with creating jack shit- minus the Chelsea game. Ucl group was weird with how many goals we scored there.

peridigm · Dec 23, 2023

This has been poor. Not that I expected much else.

LordSpud · Dec 23, 2023

This is fecking boring

Widow · Dec 23, 2023

Dull as dish water

RonaldoVII · Dec 23, 2023

I'm not as critical of Antony as others but he's been weak as piss today

Chip · Dec 23, 2023

Andycoleno9 said:
Eriksen and Rashford istead McT and Hojlund would be much better than this.

Sad, but probably true.

DRJosh · Dec 23, 2023

I’ve never seen a quieter ground

GMoore23 · Dec 23, 2023

We have nothing about us at all.

The most boring United side of my lifetime. Thanks ten Hag.

joedirt87 · Dec 23, 2023

Amira said:
Feels like a game being played by two Moyes coached teams.

the Moyes United side at least attempted a bunch of crosses into the box, not really sure what this side is trying to do in attack.

48 hours · Dec 23, 2023

We’re as threatening as a defanged snake in attack

Eriku · Dec 23, 2023

Dr. Dwayne said:
He's sick of ten Hag.

Why allay my fears and then say that?

jamesjimmybyrondean · Dec 23, 2023

have we fired a shot?

antsmithmk · Dec 23, 2023

Castia said:
We’ve seen some shite since SAF left but this football is just unacceptable we’re absolutely fecking shite

The no tactics/system thing gets used a lot but you have to wonder what the feck they do in training because were easily one of the worst coached sides in the league

It's like a early pre season friendly.

DWelbz19 · Dec 23, 2023

No shot in the first 30 mins…

erikcred · Dec 23, 2023

fps said:
We honestly look like a Championship team playing a Prem team in the FA Cup. The hard work, the keeping shape, the lack of quality in the key positions where you might be able to hurt the other team, the sense West Ham can go up a gear that we don’t have.

I agree. That's also why van dijk was bitter at the end of the last game. We were playing at our limit while they could've won the match if they just had more composure.

AndySmith1990 · Dec 23, 2023

Dec9003 said:
It’s difficult to claim that our style of play has advanced since Ole was here, and our football was largely ridiculed then too.

It's worse. Ten Hag is somehow worse than Ole, and I was one of Solskjaers biggest critics. What we're seeing now is bottom of the barrel

sunama · Dec 23, 2023

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