Bruno taking this after a truly wank 45 mins.
Anyone have any expectations?
Anyone have any expectations?
FA Premier League
Tottenham Hotspur 2:0 Manchester United
White Hart Lane
- Kick-off
- Sat, 19 August 2023 @ 5:30pm BST
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Top four battle is on.I wish people in here would stop talking about Fred. There is a reason why we went to Turkey for less than 15M. The guy was shit.
It's a precaution I think, he has a stress fracture in his backWe lack the imagination to break this spurs defensePellistri should have tried to pass it to Martial there.feck Maguire.That free kick sums up our performance and sums up Bruno
The man who played how many pre-season minutes? If he played Martial, he'd be just as ineffective and you'd moan about that too.The captain has been poorThere is zero intensity to our attacking play, we can't sustain attacks anymore! EtH wanted us to be a transition monster but that's literally all we've become, a counter-attacking team and when that doesn't work we look so poor.
EtH is going to have some questions to answer this season if things don't go how we expected.This will go in the stands.DisgustingPellestri the next Januzaj, Elanga. Don’t even bother giving him minutes.Humiliated
Onana, Martinez, Eriksen, Mount and Antony played today. All EtH signings. This is his team.
Edit. Forgot Casemiro.Eriksen has 8 PL goals by direct freekicksDid anyone in the world think Bruno was going to score there?
Genuinely wonder how much the off-field stuff is affecting this lot. We have seemed flat today, again.Pissing around trying to get pennies for the likes of McTominay is dumb.
EtH needs to make a big call. One of Rashford, Garnacho or Sancho need to be sold.
We simply don’t have the luxury of carrying three left wingers at the club, and any of those three would bring in decent Cash.
Rashford is clearly the number one choice there. One of the others has to be sold.Didn't expect anything from Bruno on FK. Wasn't disappointed.Nice gameSpineless performance. Looking forward to see Höjlund at the top and Rashford at LW. If that clicks anything can happen. Not very optimistic though. 7th place coming up.
Worse than all of them. But better than Antony in this form.Depressing. No improvement from the poor form of the 2nd half of last season, if anything we've gone backwards.Full-timeSecond half meltdownSuper poor today. Just terrible.
He’s also one of the worst when he can’t be arsed, which is the majority of the season. He’s a streaky player, not a world class one and certainly not a player worth what he’s being paid.Also the preseason friendlies too. We look worse than last season.The Club just needs to be sold. Because the amount of investment needed very quickly and in the right areas will not come from our current owners.
2 steps forward 3 steps backwards
Please don't make excuses for them.
We keep this up we won’t be part of it.
In 270 appearances. It's like being titled the world's tallest dwarf.We are going to hear Bruno's standard post match interview.
I agreeI love Bruno. His name is on my shirt. But he has been shocking in these first two games. Ten Hag needs to use the hairdryer treatment to these footballing imposters.. and it is not the first time I've said this with Ten Hag's United.I don't know what the answer is here. I don't know what hojlund can do that will change things up?
Just utter, utter sh*tI mean... it's not greatIf there are no boots being thrown in the locker room today, then ETH is not doing his job.
Ineffective martial is still a miles better striker than rashford will ever be. He can still link up play, rashford is useless as a striker unless you put a through ball over defenders for him to run on to.- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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10%
Aaron Wan-Bissaka
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8%
Raphael Varane
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3%
Casemiro
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2%
Luke Shaw
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2%
Mason Mount
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2%
Jadon Sancho
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2%
Facundo Pellistri
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1%
Bruno Fernandes
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1%
Alejandro Garnacho
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1%
Lisandro Martinez
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1%
Diogo Dalot
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 282 ratings.
Score Predictions
158,67,81
- Man Utd win
- Tottenham win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 27% Tottenham 1:2 Man Utd
- 17% Tottenham 1:1 Man Utd
- 10% Tottenham 0:2 Man Utd
- 9% Tottenham 2:1 Man Utd
- 8% Tottenham 2:2 Man Utd
- 7% Tottenham 1:3 Man Utd
- 7% Tottenham 2:0 Man Utd
- 5% Tottenham 0:1 Man Utd
- 2% Tottenham 3:1 Man Utd
- 2% Tottenham 3:0 Man Utd
- 1% Tottenham 0:0 Man Utd
- 1% Tottenham 2:3 Man Utd
- 1% Tottenham 3:2 Man Utd
- 1% Tottenham 1:0 Man Utd
- 0% Tottenham 4:1 Man Utd
- 0% Tottenham 0:5 Man Utd
- 0% Tottenham 5:0 Man Utd
- 0% Tottenham 6:0 Man Utd
- 0% Tottenham 9:0 Man Utd
Match Stats
- Tottenham
- Man Utd
- Possession
- 56% 44%
- Shots
- 17 22
- Shots on Target
- 6 6
- Corners
- 5 6
- Fouls
- 9 8
Referee
Michael Oliver
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Diogo Dalot
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replaced by Facundo Pellistri
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replaced by Anthony Martial
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replaced by Jadon Sancho
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replaced by Christian Eriksen
