Pogba with a gold backpack
That's a piss take surely
That's a piss take surely
FA Premier League
Swansea City 1:3 Manchester United
Liberty Stadium
- Kick-off
- Sun, 6 November 2016 @ 3:00pm GMT
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Discussion Your Lineup Prediction
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Bring back LVG!Would be a paradox to win this one 3, 4 up with sh** performance after drawing twice when having great performances.
Counter attack? What with?
To be fair, Jose hasn't got much of a choice with our injuries.
Theyre the wingers. Could actually work really. Somewhat Fellaini pushing forward, both rooney and pogba can put in great crosses, and we'll have 2 giants in the box. Mata is like the best player in that side but I dont expect him to have a great game today because the rest really dont suit him.You lot realise that we are going to win this game, right?
They were both garbage in Turkey. Shaw literally got turned into Bambi on ice.
As I said, nobody is on form. Not surprised he's changing it.
My memory is playing tricks on me it seems. The two games that I clearly remember from that season was vs. Leicester and liverpool. Rest of the season completely evaporated from my mind
They're playing at centre half for us after the international break.
We are going to play head tennis all the way up the pitch
I think it is quite obvious.
Shit has not gone to plan thus far as you very well know.
Mourinho decides to feck off all flair and skill and pace and put together a team that is functional and does as he commands. This is the plan until results start coming together, which he then adds back in a touch of flair (Martial)
That is true. He has come back from that injury a much poorer player. From one who looked like our best it's Very sadI don't usually complain about the lineup, but holy shit that looks weak. Pogba or Rooney on one of the wings + THAT defense?Martial, Rashford and Lingard on the bench so we can go with the old slow folks
That is it, in a nutshellWhere's Mkhi? Please don't feck this one up, Jose. He's a brilliant player.We're getting dicked 3-0 here....
That team is just insulting. Cannot get over how bad this could get
We might. It seems to be how it goes when everyone hates the lineup.
Probably the diamond. At least I hope so.
It's like watching a Joe Kinnear Wimbledon! When's Vinny Jones coming on?Just a bit of fun - our XI that is not starting:
-----------------Romero---------------
Valencia---Smalling----Bailly---Shaw
-------------------Blind----------------
----------Herrera----Schneiderlin----
---------------Mikhitaryan-----------
---------Rashford------Martial-------
You could also put Lingard and Schweinsteiger in there, if you fancy.
You can add Martial and probably Rashford to that list as well.F*ck off Jose, only 6/11, on the other hand, I'm happy, 'cause reading your posts, we will win! Everytime we have team that we all want, we lose or draw, now you are crying or laughing, so we win!! Yeeey.Hehe
I reckon it'll be:
-----------Zlatan
---Young-----------Mata
-------Pogba--Rooney
-----------Fellaini
Rojo--Carrick--Jones--Darmian
-----------DDGCarrick finally gets a PL start and he has to play with Rooney, Jones and Fellaini...That is the worst team I have seen anyone put out this weekend and I include Sunderland in that. Therefore we shall win this 6-0.
You can't make a diamond out of shit, even if everything has a bit of carbon in itSwansea have lined up with 2 strikers and 2 good wingers, plus Ki in midfield.
This could be 2 or 3 nil SwanseaCounter attack with Rooney, Mata and Ibra More like nick a goal from the penalty spot or freekick.
What's it going to take to drop zlaten? we got literally no pace or movement from anywhere in this team, mata rooney and zlaten uptop, yeah good one Jose. At times you can understand why it never worked out at barca, much like berbatov his lack of pace and movement is always a problem. I don't think we gone one game without any of rooney and zlaten, when both are either slow, ore hold up play is god awful. Since fergie retired this club has had a thing for slow no10's and strikers lol.
He's the biggest fraud on the planet.We need own goal to come to our rescue. Why not play Martial at least if Rash needs a rest? Oh my Lord
Blind and Shaw. Neither have been great of late, but Young and Jones?
That one looks more attractive than the one that is.I'm sorry call me what you want ban me but if this is where Jose is taking us then quite frankly I cannot take it. We had Martial and Rashford last season lighting up an awful team. Two players every single top team would love in their side. And Jose doesn't play them or plays them out of position. He has destroyed 2 positives about the team. He has no faith in youth nor understanding about United's history with youth. He got rid of so many young stars whilst at other teams I.e. Lukkaka and de Bryune. He is a disaster and will be one in the future for us.
What have they done to deserve this? Jesus, that line-up looks like death. I honestly thought that was a joke when I read through the thread then finally saw the official tweet. Fecking hell.
I was told all week that I couldn't blame Mourinho and that he needed a couple of years before passing judgment on him because all the players were letting him down. I hope anyone who wants to argue that again takes a look at that starting team and then compare it with the bench before maintaining that Mourinho is faultless.
I actually wish he just left out the likes of Martial, Blind and Rashford and lied about them being injured rather than blatantly showing us that he simply didn't pick them and preferred to select the likes of Fellaini, Jones and Rojo over them. Yes, we could win, but we probably won't.
That's an absolute abomination of a starting line-up.
Stoke followed by Burnley.- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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25%
Zlatan Ibrahimovic
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13%
Michael Carrick
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11%
Wayne Rooney
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1%
Phil Jones
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 490 ratings.
Score Predictions
327,193,116
- Man Utd win
- Swansea win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 16% Swansea 1:2 Man Utd
- 13% Swansea 0:2 Man Utd
- 11% Swansea 1:1 Man Utd
- 10% Swansea 0:1 Man Utd
- 8% Swansea 2:1 Man Utd
- 8% Swansea 2:0 Man Utd
- 6% Swansea 1:0 Man Utd
- 6% Swansea 0:0 Man Utd
- 5% Swansea 1:3 Man Utd
- 4% Swansea 0:3 Man Utd
- 4% Swansea 5:0 Man Utd
- 2% Swansea 2:2 Man Utd
- 2% Swansea 3:0 Man Utd
- 1% Swansea 3:1 Man Utd
- 1% Swansea 0:5 Man Utd
- 1% Swansea 0:4 Man Utd
- 0% Swansea 2:3 Man Utd
- 0% Swansea 4:5 Man Utd
- 0% Swansea 1:4 Man Utd
- 0% Swansea 2:4 Man Utd
- 0% Swansea 3:2 Man Utd
- 0% Swansea 3:3 Man Utd
- 0% Swansea 4:0 Man Utd
- 0% Swansea 1:5 Man Utd
- 0% Swansea 5:2 Man Utd
Match Stats
- Swansea
- Man Utd
- Possession
- 37% 63%
- Shots
- 6 9
- Shots on Target
- 1 3
- Corners
- 2 0
- Fouls
- 9 16
Referee
Neil Swarbrick
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Timothy Fosu-Mensah
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replaced by Jesse Lingard
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replaced by Morgan Schneiderlin
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