God fecking damn it, it's fecking Norwich lads
FA Premier League
Norwich City 0:1 Manchester United
Carrow Road
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- Sat, 7 May 2016 @ 12:45pm BST
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74% possession.Norwich are a terrible team. We are not much better , the tragedy.Herrera needs to be fecked off first day the window opens. I'd take a fiver.Why is memphis such a case? After weeks of studying martial from the bench you would think he knows how to stick on the left and attack from there. I have so far spotted him in the center awaiting a cross.End of season procession game
Mate, as humans get old, their brains lose the ability to think coherently.
It happens to most humans, as they age.
What you are seeing from LVG, is quite normal.Reminds me of that game from the Simpsons: Carrick to Gerrard, back to Carrick. To Herrera...back to Carrick. Wide to Maya, back to Carrick...It's May7, 2016, but I feel like I have seen this sh*ty game in October. I was checking if I'm watching live or recorded.We are fecking shitfeck off Memphis. Useless player.Are they not allowed to move off the ball? Rooney is standing still most of the time
Martial has that look as well
Beyond depressing. Funny how out of desperation everyone now screaming for Adnan.What am I watching here? Do we at least not want to give ourselves a chance for top 4? It is like we have nothing to play for this game. Absolutely shocking.It's so obvious Rooney is done as a Centre Forward. What does he add? If he starts up front for England next month, I'm just going to buy a Germany kit with 'Can' on the back, feck it. But in all seriousness, he needs to be dropped.This is dreadfulNaismith to come on to get the winner?
Everyone's complaining about our lack of offence, do keep up!Lingaard adn Memphis to come off for meLooking as though my prediction of 0-0 is holdingGod, this is boring.
Mbokani will come on for Jerome and absolutely feck us over with his pace and power.
This, so much. My God, it's the same lethargic shit tactics the entire season. It has been so bad, I'm just dumbfounded. Wow.It's hard not to laugh watching this. I mean what can you say?Oh feck off, if his own teammates play the ball while he's down, why would you as the ref blow up?Not sure whether to laugh or cry at this performance, possibly both.
I think the players gave up on that after they drew with Leicester
Who are you???That shitty lump of fat Rooney really is useless. When the midfielders are having possession outside the box, he is not running into spaces. Like some of you said. He should be dropped or sold in the summer to pay for LVG sacking fees.
useless manager you mean.
At Ryan's house telling his wife Ryan is the best option going forward. Sir Bobby is making the tea while smelling Ryan's toothbrush. Yorke is out back mowing the grass with his teeth.Imagine if we hadn't bought Martial this season...this would be close to our starting line up.
Don't know what I was thinking with 1-1
But City's loss should have given the lads a boost.No doubt LVG will say we won the possession and passing
This is abysmal.It doesn't even feel like an end of season game but a pre season charity Martial has that look as well
Martial looks to me like a crazier version of Eddie Murphy.
Just a nobody sitting on the couch watching the match...armchair manager
Yeah, the one back in November.We've clearly no interest in the Champions League based on this performance surely. We've shown no ambition whatsoever- Status
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Score Predictions
277,61,70
- Man Utd win
- Norwich win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 23% Norwich 0:2 Man Utd
- 20% Norwich 0:1 Man Utd
- 12% Norwich 1:2 Man Utd
- 10% Norwich 1:1 Man Utd
- 7% Norwich 0:3 Man Utd
- 6% Norwich 0:0 Man Utd
- 5% Norwich 2:1 Man Utd
- 5% Norwich 1:0 Man Utd
- 4% Norwich 1:3 Man Utd
- 2% Norwich 2:0 Man Utd
- 1% Norwich 5:0 Man Utd
- 1% Norwich 0:5 Man Utd
- 1% Norwich 2:2 Man Utd
- 0% Norwich 2:3 Man Utd
- 0% Norwich 1:4 Man Utd
- 0% Norwich 0:4 Man Utd
- 0% Norwich 5:3 Man Utd
- 0% Norwich 3:0 Man Utd
- 0% Norwich 3:1 Man Utd
- 0% Norwich 3:2 Man Utd
- 0% Norwich 4:0 Man Utd
Match Stats
- Norwich
- Man Utd
- Possession
- 33% 67%
- Shots
- 8 15
- Shots on Target
- 2 2
- Corners
- 1 6
- Fouls
- 11 10
Referee
Craig Pawson
