Owen Hargreaves' voice chills me to the bone.
FA Premier League
Norwich City 0:1 Manchester United
Carrow Road
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- Sat, 7 May 2016 @ 12:45pm BST
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And Captain Rooney shall ALWAYS play!
Well we won't mathematically be out of it, but our chances of getting in are even slimmer than they are now. Winning our last 3 games is crucial and I just can't see that happening.Where is Rashford?
CBJ looks more like CBD, amirite, potheads?
Honestly I watched it at halftime and more happened in 5 minutes than this whole United game.
Nope. Martial injured in warm up and Rashford not part of the squad. Why? I don't know.
It's prom night, apparently.
Thanks. Dire stuff.
Van gaal decided he needed a rest and didn't even bring him or blind in the squadCo commentator knocking CBJ playing style.
In front of the TV in Manchester.One thing is sure, Norwich players would make good rugby players.No movement from Memphis etc, Lingard quiet. Glossing over Rooney again.Though I am not a fan of Hargreaves as a commentator... He's very right about so many things in this game.
Norwich themselves have been as mobile as a can of sardines. This is just football by both sides. Whatever the explanation, the display of rotting excrement has not been limited to United. We'll see if a football match breaks out at the 80th minute.
I never really wanted to say this but now I will: I've had the feeling since he came that Van Gaal is suffering slightly from senility. It is hidden behind his eccentric personality traits but some of his positional selections and pronouncements are tinged with age-related decline. There, I've said. But I do think he is genuinely literally past it.Is it just me or is CBJ the most casual fecker on the pitch. You would think he would play like he's on cocaine given first team opportunities.Herrera
Norwegian commentator just mentioned this impressive stat:
In his last 23 outings Juan Mata has contributed 1 goal and 1 assist.
Mesmerizing.Have we had one attack start from the left side of the pitch?
Jesus wept...
Valencia got done by Olsson at top speedIs Fergie in the crowd?
Me too. I bet you'll see some urgency in that game.Herrera's passing is so bad.Herreras passing is terribleHerrera is so annoyingWhy is their moron coach wearing a fecking undershirt/underarmour thing?I don't know how much more of this I can take.
So, in otherwords, Norwich and MUFC are playing at the same level.
Norwich, BTW are 2nd from bottom.Bloody hell, what a layoff from Rooney thereRooney's touch...Rooney's layoffThat's just so basic from Valencia, you cut the angle off, not run directly at the ball. A good defender according to some here.Bloody hell, what a layoff from Rooney there
What a cannon off you mean.No one ever runs to the ball when it's whipped into the box; they're all standing around hoping it will come to them.This isn't a football game
It was intended for Barry Allen.Bloody hell, what a layoff from Rooney there
What the fecking hell is the point of Rooney?- Status
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Score Predictions
277,61,70
- Man Utd win
- Norwich win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 23% Norwich 0:2 Man Utd
- 20% Norwich 0:1 Man Utd
- 12% Norwich 1:2 Man Utd
- 10% Norwich 1:1 Man Utd
- 7% Norwich 0:3 Man Utd
- 6% Norwich 0:0 Man Utd
- 5% Norwich 2:1 Man Utd
- 5% Norwich 1:0 Man Utd
- 4% Norwich 1:3 Man Utd
- 2% Norwich 2:0 Man Utd
- 1% Norwich 5:0 Man Utd
- 1% Norwich 0:5 Man Utd
- 1% Norwich 2:2 Man Utd
- 0% Norwich 2:3 Man Utd
- 0% Norwich 1:4 Man Utd
- 0% Norwich 0:4 Man Utd
- 0% Norwich 5:3 Man Utd
- 0% Norwich 3:0 Man Utd
- 0% Norwich 3:1 Man Utd
- 0% Norwich 3:2 Man Utd
- 0% Norwich 4:0 Man Utd
Match Stats
- Norwich
- Man Utd
- Possession
- 33% 67%
- Shots
- 8 15
- Shots on Target
- 2 2
- Corners
- 1 6
- Fouls
- 11 10
Referee
Craig Pawson
