Norwich City 0:1 Manchester United

SwansonsTache · May 7, 2016

Atleast we have Rashford to come on and run at their tired defence in the last 25mins or so..

...Oh, wait! That is right, LvG left him at home in Manchester, in a must win away tie. Presumably to keep him fresh for WHU away on tuesday - a match that will have no meaning whatsoever if we fail to win here today.

/ Lvg Logixx

kill me now.

Offside · May 7, 2016

Memphis actually looks like a semi-pro well out of his depth. Shocking.

Jules_T · May 7, 2016

Memphis loses it again

olesmyhero · May 7, 2016

Jesus, our players have no idea how to play as a cohesive attacking unit.

Raw · May 7, 2016

Why is it that every long/mid range shot ends up getting blocked?

Inigo Montoya · May 7, 2016

TitusCrumble said:
This team is a disgrace to the shirt. It's fecking Norwich.

FECKING Spot on!

sunama · May 7, 2016

Needham said:
What am I seeing?

An old man, making questionable tactical decisions, which to an outsider may seem senile.

2 man midfield · May 7, 2016

Ugh this game is spraining my mind.

Mr.Kaya · May 7, 2016

Put Januzaj on for God's sake!! Memphis or Mata off.

Red Dreams · May 7, 2016

forget top 4

Drifter · May 7, 2016

Michael T said:
Ha ha, Trevor Francis saying 'United are there for the taking'.

He would say that .It would make his day.

Djemba-Djemba · May 7, 2016

Where the feck is Rooney?

Has he gone to the toilet? He's done nothing

Dr. Dwayne · May 7, 2016

DomesticTadpole said:
Bet that's fun.

Debatable, they are watching this shower of shite, too.

Dobba · May 7, 2016

Kostur said:
Messi dribbles and he beats a player.

Depay dribbles and it falls on his shirt.

You're saying Depay is not as good as Messi? Bold call that.

Kostur · May 7, 2016

criticalanalysis said:
You can get heat gear ones i.e keeps you cooler.

Yea I know but it looks weird, it's like he's trying to make himself look like a player. He's worse than Pullis with his chav outfit.

Di Maria's angel · May 7, 2016

Dobba said:
Yeah, the one back in November.

So true.

spwd · May 7, 2016

LeftyBlaster said:
Called it.

cyberman · May 7, 2016

At least we have players rested for the vital game away to West Ham mid week..

WPMUFC · May 7, 2016

Herrera is the only one trying FFS!!

Inigo Montoya · May 7, 2016

Norwich going for it, can't blame them and all credit to them

GiddyUp · May 7, 2016

Even when Smalling is on the ball he is pulling the oppos jersey. Every.Single.Time. He has a handful of someone. This is a common ploy this season, I wonder why?

sglowrider · May 7, 2016

Djemba-Djemba said:
Where the feck is Rooney?

Has he gone to the toilet? He's done nothing

240k for this?

Amethyst · May 7, 2016

2 Man Midfield said:
Ugh this game is spraining my mind.

Even the fans are picking up injuries.

Kostur · May 7, 2016

Dobba said:
You're saying Depay is not as good as Messi? Bold call that.

Sometimes I like making controversial claims.

Inigo Montoya · May 7, 2016

cyberman said:
At least we have players rested for the vital game away to West Ham mid week..

It's all academic if we don't win here

entropy · May 7, 2016

Drifter said:
Martial was injured in training,Rashford is being rested.

Rested for what? Arrghhh

DomesticTadpole · May 7, 2016

Drifter said:
He would say that .It would make his day.

He's never forgiven Brucie for getting those two late goals against his Sheffield Wednesday.

Big Ben Foster · May 7, 2016

NBC Sports commentator keeps saying "Adnan Herrera"

minoo-utd · May 7, 2016

What LVG sees in Lingard?

Gandalf Greyhame · May 7, 2016

Why is that nobody ever makes any runs into the box? Why is no one attacking the crosses, attacking through balls or taking shots from the end of the box?

Mainoldo · May 7, 2016

Irrational. said:
There's a reason players like Ashley Young and Jesse Lingard are thriving under LVG. They're workhorses, and follow his instructions to the T. No messing around, no instinct. Just play safe, conservative football.

Unfortunately it means that players who rely more on instinct and natural footballing ability suffer, as they don't fit into LVG's system - and they look 10x worse.

Therefore, like you, I wouldn't be surprised if Adnan came on and played shockingly bad with no invention or creativity. They just don't have the license under this snoozebot of a manager.

Adnan hasn't done nothing in two season he didn't thrive under Dortmund's free flowing attack so i wouldn't expect much under new management.

Manny · May 7, 2016

60 mins. Surely its time for some subs...

LeftyBlaster · May 7, 2016

spwd said:

Just humour me ok? I'm so done with this shite game.

Next call: Naismith to come on and pick the killer ball.

Shane88 · May 7, 2016

Smalling, you oaf.

CBJ winning that corner was the highlight of the game.

Anustart89 · May 7, 2016

On your fecking toes Smalling...

Spock · May 7, 2016

If we caftards knew that the boys are playing like shit today to force the sacking of Van Gaal should we applaud them?

(Somewhat serious question.)

ottosec · May 7, 2016

Put on Januzaj, he can't be worse than the ones playing already.

GiddyUp · May 7, 2016

kps88 said:
FFS just get Memphis off. His season should be over.

It never started.

ivaldo · May 7, 2016

I'm trying to decide whos been the least shit, i'm going for Martial.

OnlyTwoDaSilvas · May 7, 2016

Smalling's defensive instincts seemed to kick in there, safely seeing the ball out for a goal kick.

Just throw your self at it and arse it in!

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