Northampton 1:3 Manchester United

Ainu · Sep 21, 2016

Rooney's shot just wide. Oh it was a first touch.

Flying_Heckfish · Sep 21, 2016

Well cushioned

Kill 'em all · Sep 21, 2016

Rooney.

I don't know what managers see in him.

Oneunited26 · Sep 21, 2016

Turnip said:
That motivational speech to them babies would win the CL.

Hobo with a shotgun inspired rashford LOLLLL

izec · Sep 21, 2016

Rooney

JustinC00 · Sep 21, 2016

Oh look another Rooney shite touch fecks up a scoring opportunity

saivet · Sep 21, 2016

Snowjoe said:
As poor as the keeper was there that was such an awkward place for the ball to fall just outside of the box with no support.

True he got nervous. Should have just met that with his head

3KDré · Sep 21, 2016

Rooney's touch
:lol:

Hojoon · Sep 21, 2016

Rashford

Rooney

sunama · Sep 21, 2016

thepolice123 said:
Get the feck in.

Their GK is wank.

Their GK should be slapped with a big, stinky wet fish, after the game, when he gets out of the shower.

VeevaVee · Sep 21, 2016

Ainu said:
Rooney's shot just wide. Oh it was first touch.

Parry Gallister · Sep 21, 2016

Touch of a donkey is too generous. He's fecking finished. Can only hope he's being played continuously so Mou can break him.

Randall Flagg · Sep 21, 2016

It's not nice to watch

I know he is hated and all, but it must be shit to not be able to find any form

kps88 · Sep 21, 2016

JPRouve said:
Seriously, what are we supposed to do with Rooney?

Play him exclusively in league cup games against league one teams.

Escobar · Sep 21, 2016

Earthquake said:
Rooney has the first touch of a landmine.

Jazz · Sep 21, 2016

Oh my goodness Rooney... how did he not control that?

txred · Sep 21, 2016

Omg Rooney. Wowww :lol:

dichinero · Sep 21, 2016

Super touch Wayne!

Bobcat · Sep 21, 2016

Oh god

you could not make this up

The United · Sep 21, 2016

That's what you get when you press high sometimes though.

Witchking · Sep 21, 2016

Fecking joke this Rooney. Just feck off.

Mr Anderson · Sep 21, 2016

Was hoping McCourt would be on for when Fellaini came on so he could elbow him, feckin bellend all game.

Ban · Sep 21, 2016

If Rooney starts on Saturday I won't watch it. Seriously. Enough is enough.

Smores · Sep 21, 2016

Do you think they bother doing video analysis with Wayne?? Probably too awkward

OldTrevil · Sep 21, 2016

We're winning this despite Rooney

Maradona10 · Sep 21, 2016

That goes on the highlight reel for Rooney! World class first touch!

Dobba · Sep 21, 2016

Rooney's close control of the ball is rivalling Guy Fawkes' of a pen after his torture.

Sid234 · Sep 21, 2016

classic Rooney first touch,, Has to be the worst in top tier football

sglowrider · Sep 21, 2016

Hopefully by playing rooney the entire game... he won't be playing on sat.

pacifictheme · Sep 21, 2016

Sigma said:
Feel bad for the goalie tbh

You mean the man who filmed himself racially abusing those women? Nah. Hes a prick.

JPRouve · Sep 21, 2016

Rado_N said:
Rooney

Just walk off lad you're done.

Oneunited26 · Sep 21, 2016

xplatformjedi said:
Dream midfield

Dream front line.... Martial/Ibra/Rashford

What would rooney say? wait why arent I starting? I run this show. Just waiting for the PL team with fellaini, pogba rooney and zlaten has the center of our team, when it should be herrera pogba carrick and zlaten has the center of our team. I am hoping Jose sees this and realizes no fellaini and rooney should not start

Silverman · Sep 21, 2016

Rooney has simply been appalling. No two ways about it. Getting really sick of pundits not calling it as it is. I have no problem with Rooney as he has been great for United but he shouldn't be anywhere near the first team now.

JTW95 · Sep 21, 2016

This has to be it for Rooney. Shit against Premier League teams, shit against League One teams.

He must be at conference level.

Summit · Sep 21, 2016

Rooney can now even look dogshit against this type of opposition. A new low for him?

Ludens the Red · Sep 21, 2016

I actually feel sorry for Rooney now. Like it's actually a bit sad. He probably can't believe how bad he is.

Mihai · Sep 21, 2016

Ainu said:
Rooney's shot just wide. Oh it was a first touch.

Post of the day

Hammerfell · Sep 21, 2016

I'm all for keeping Rooney in the team just to see how he cocks up next.

Sassy Colin · Sep 21, 2016

sunama said:
Their GK should be slapped with a big, stinky wet fish, after the game, when he gets out of the shower.

Oh come on, before the shower, pls

sunama · Sep 21, 2016

Sassy Colin said:
I knew it would be Morgan coming off. I have to say, that this is the first time, since he joined United, that I actually noticed Morgan was playing.

Agreed.
I always complain about him being the invisible man, but today he definitely put himself about a bit.

ReDDHDevilS · Sep 21, 2016

Rooney is cursed I'm afraid. Someone has done Juju on him!

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