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FA Premier League
Newcastle United 2:0 Manchester United
St. James' Park
- Kick-off
- Sun, 2 April 2023 @ 4:30pm BST
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Discussion Your Lineup Prediction
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Rashford's purple patch is well and truly overStill miles and miles away to get back on top
6 of those on goal, nice domination.Tyler is such an insufferable cnut
Really? Tbf, it's down to pure luck that we aren't down by four or five goals. To fecking Newcastle United."Totally dominating", biggest drama queens on the whole internet are here.
That anyone thinks that United are gonna be a serious title contender any time soon is a big joke.it looks like Newcastle is playing with four more players.Rashford has been awful.To be fair those links with Longstaff years back were laughed off but he’s better than McTominay and comfortably.This is a proper dicking. The kind we got routinely during the darkest periods under Ole, Jose and the fraud German hipster. Only the scoreline is respectable.
We're missing Eriksen too.We’ve been shit for over a month, constantly getting outplayed by lesser teams. On current form, it’s Thursdays night football againBruno is consistently disappointing in these bigger games.Why isn’t Martial playing as out central attacker, he is a poor 10.Shit show from everyone involved, especially EtH.
But, it goes to show how reliant we are on Casemiro. This is why they call him the absolute best in his position.What is the point of Sancho? Championship player at best.
Yet still get pickedEvery pass. Brutal.
Our away record is shockingOur captain looks defeated, piss poor attitude.
He has indeed even though Rashfords form was electric at 9 he still continued with WW and only gave Rashford a run after 60 minutes, woeful management especially when we've had wong options to take Rashfords place and have him at 9When is Casemiro back? And when is he likely going to be suspended again?ETH completely shit the bed in this game. Been fecking awful with every decision made today.
Biggest disappointment of the day. Maybe he really did have a ”knock”.2 out of 10 all round today, Erik included. Shocking stuff.
We had 7 put past us with Casemiro
Go for all the cups they said, it’ll be fine, they said.I see we have completely forgotten how to pass the ball. Misplaced passes all game. We seriously need to sort it out.We haven’t scored in the league since LeicesterOur players came out flat and got worse.
Takes some doing, that.
We've got a lot of quitters in our team, which is the more worrying aspect.The only difference between this and the Anfield game has been luck and the opposition finishing. At least we made a few fecking chances in the first half there.
Just beyond pathetic today.
I would say any team in the leagues midfield is better than him. He's awful and should go
No, using several games to say we are far from contending and ignoring huge progress, and also ignoring how we played BY FAR the most games this season while having a lot of key player injuries/suspensions is a big joke.
But let's KNEE JERK, because people love that on here.
Another fragile individual I’m afraid. Doesn’t have any fight in him when the going gets tough.This playing out from the back has failed all game. Wtf is Dave doing.
The bizarre midfield set up did it for me today.
Weghorst and Sabitizer are getting way too much playing time for their performances.
Sabtizer is basically Donny mark 2, soft.A thoroughly unenjoyable spectacle.
Would be interested to see a stat on how many times we gave the ball away.Great to see the rest did us good.Much rather the profile of future signings is, can they actually run at pace?
A shot on goal doesn't mean it was domination, a shot off the post equals as off target for example. So if you're solely basing on shots on target then its a very bland way of looking at it. Can you name a decent chance for Man United? And then name the ones for Newcastle.- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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27%
Lisandro Martinez
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8%
Antony
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5%
Anthony Martial
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4%
Raphael Varane
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3%
Facundo Pellistri
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2%
Wout Weghorst
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2%
Marcel Sabitzer
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1%
Scott McTominay
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1%
Bruno Fernandes
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1%
Diogo Dalot
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 216 ratings.
Score Predictions
115,32,58
- Man Utd win
- Newcastle win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 28% Newcastle 1:2 Man Utd
- 20% Newcastle 1:1 Man Utd
- 11% Newcastle 0:1 Man Utd
- 10% Newcastle 0:2 Man Utd
- 6% Newcastle 2:0 Man Utd
- 6% Newcastle 2:2 Man Utd
- 5% Newcastle 2:1 Man Utd
- 4% Newcastle 1:3 Man Utd
- 3% Newcastle 1:0 Man Utd
- 2% Newcastle 0:0 Man Utd
- 1% Newcastle 1:4 Man Utd
- 0% Newcastle 2:3 Man Utd
- 0% Newcastle 3:0 Man Utd
- 0% Newcastle 5:0 Man Utd
- 0% Newcastle 0:3 Man Utd
- 0% Newcastle 9:0 Man Utd
- 0% Newcastle 0:9 Man Utd
Match Stats
- Newcastle
- Man Utd
- Possession
- 46% 54%
- Shots
- 22 6
- Shots on Target
- 6 1
- Corners
- 7 4
- Fouls
- 8 12
Referee
Stuart Attwell
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Facundo Pellistri
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replaced by Victor Lindelof
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replaced by Fred
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replaced by Jadon Sancho
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replaced by Anthony Martial
