All jokes aside that was Rashford's man but he got a push. We've been shite today
FA Premier League
Newcastle United 2:0 Manchester United
St. James' Park
- Kick-off
- Sun, 2 April 2023 @ 4:30pm BST
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All jokes aside that was Rashford's man but he got a push. We've been shite todayUnited is so shitTrippier this season is the player Trent is supposed to be.So weak minded and flakey as feck.This has genuinely been a pathetic shit show and one of the worst I've seen.Ah well. Just one of those fecking days.This one is on ETH just as much as the players. fecking shocking starting tactics, love affair with his favorite tree of a striker, and then idiotic subs after the first two. There was 0 need to take probably our two best players offGame over. Our form since EFL Cup is very worrying tbh. Even when we have been getting results, the performances have not been good with Europa League probably being the exceptions.We were beaten as soon as we conceded, look completely incapable of scoring.
ETH has had a lot of well deserved praise this season but he’s made a complete mess of everything today.Called it before the match, but didn't envisage how pathetic we'd actually be. So many of this lot are not good enough by a long, long way.Have we looked good at any point in this game? Starting to look like the same United we’ve been watching for years since SAF retired. Not good.I bet Newcastle would have preferred this win to come in the final rather than a league game though.
Can’t believe that was given.Foul?
Not sure where we go from here? Let’s just hope the Parasites are watching and they’ve also had enoughHow many more?This could have been another 5/0. We are way off it. Middle of the season was a false dawn it seemsDeserved for Newcastle, what Howe did to that club is impressive.I doubt that Eriksen and Casemiro can turn this around. It’s the attitude again as we have seen it for so many years. Players just walking around like they couldn’t care lessWe are nothing without Casemiro.Shaw went headhunting then.
Don't get a red.Ten Hag should have brought more Ajax coaches with him. Maybe then we'd learn how to pass the ball.Our defences are in disarray after taking out varane and Martinez. I wonder why.
Pressed us massively and we've looked out of ideasFrustrating this team still has tendencies not to show up in big away games. Half the team been jogging about uninterested.
Only positive is Martial back toland Wout will be benchedUnfortunately we cannot give a rating for the manager. ETH was horrible today.Need another tower of a center backEtH fecked it today by playing McFraudTheyve just outworked us today, wanted it way more and shown belief. These are the fecking bare minimum requirements in this league by the way and we still have such a weak core when it's properly exposed.That is why De Gea has to go, it’s in his 6yd box and he’s a passengerSick of Bruno playing every minute. We won’t be able to compete at the top with this kind of midfielder.Conceding corners for fun
"Totally dominating", biggest drama queens on the whole internet are here.just sometimes I know exactly what we are going to be like. just felt it was going to be rubbishBruno...utter wank today.Pathetic today. Carried no threat going forward and have been outfought everywhere. We really are team CasemiroShocking coaching today. Ridiculous decisions
It was still 1-0, could have got a draw, instead we sacrifice all control and defensive security. Bat shit insane sub that.Your keeper should be coming out to claim that cross
Bruno should not be captain againPlay a donkey like weghorst and get donkey results.- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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27%
Lisandro Martinez
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8%
Antony
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5%
Anthony Martial
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4%
Raphael Varane
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3%
Facundo Pellistri
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2%
Wout Weghorst
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2%
Marcel Sabitzer
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1%
Scott McTominay
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1%
Bruno Fernandes
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1%
Diogo Dalot
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 216 ratings.
Score Predictions
115,32,58
- Man Utd win
- Newcastle win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 28% Newcastle 1:2 Man Utd
- 20% Newcastle 1:1 Man Utd
- 11% Newcastle 0:1 Man Utd
- 10% Newcastle 0:2 Man Utd
- 6% Newcastle 2:0 Man Utd
- 6% Newcastle 2:2 Man Utd
- 5% Newcastle 2:1 Man Utd
- 4% Newcastle 1:3 Man Utd
- 3% Newcastle 1:0 Man Utd
- 2% Newcastle 0:0 Man Utd
- 1% Newcastle 1:4 Man Utd
- 0% Newcastle 2:3 Man Utd
- 0% Newcastle 3:0 Man Utd
- 0% Newcastle 5:0 Man Utd
- 0% Newcastle 0:3 Man Utd
- 0% Newcastle 9:0 Man Utd
- 0% Newcastle 0:9 Man Utd
Match Stats
- Newcastle
- Man Utd
- Possession
- 46% 54%
- Shots
- 22 6
- Shots on Target
- 6 1
- Corners
- 7 4
- Fouls
- 8 12
Referee
Stuart Attwell
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Facundo Pellistri
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replaced by Victor Lindelof
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replaced by Fred
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replaced by Jadon Sancho
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replaced by Anthony Martial
