Newcastle United 2:0 Manchester United

HookedOnAPhelan · Apr 2, 2023

Again, mentally and physically weak as feck. Late to everything. Pissing the ball away at will.

AaronRedDevil · Apr 2, 2023

Lay said:
DDG has zero presence

Delano · Apr 2, 2023

This has been an appalling performance. Really worrying how bad we are without Casemiro.

Who's Kissing Cameras? · Apr 2, 2023

DE Gea needs to be fecking catching that corner.

Dan_F · Apr 2, 2023

Get up you melt.

Widow · Apr 2, 2023

edgecutter said:
Could do with a dominant keeper in the six yard box

I know, right! It's strange we have one that's just saved us a goal

el3mel · Apr 2, 2023

Zen said:
Going a bit cheap there old pal. £160m plus 500k a week. Woof.

Sylar · Apr 2, 2023

lex talionis said:
De Gea haters, now is the time to ignore yet another ridiculous save.

It's a great save. Other keepers don't make that save probably cos they come and take the corner :lol:

The Corinthian · Apr 2, 2023

de Gea is so wank.

redcucumber · Apr 2, 2023

el3mel said:
Sancho and Antony costed us close to 140m combined and our right side is still shit.

Unbelievable stuff.

Our right side has been much more effective than our left side today, at least when Antony was on.

christinaa · Apr 2, 2023

Lay said:
DDG has zero presence

Ddg has saved us

Champ · Apr 2, 2023

edgecutter said:
Could do with a dominant keeper in the six yard box

Despite our keeper actually keeping us in the game yeah?

Buster15 · Apr 2, 2023

FerociousCorgis said:
Varane and Martinez have had good games. Ddg not done much wrong. Everyone else just a huge letdown in a massive game

Completely agree.

ha_rooney · Apr 2, 2023

Tyler’s puns have been as shite as our performance.

rajds89 · Apr 2, 2023

edgecutter said:
Could do with a dominant keeper in the six yard box

This sort of DDG slander isn’t tolerated on the cafe mate.

Murder on Zidanes Floor · Apr 2, 2023

Willock the pillock

Resch · Apr 2, 2023

You have to fight and run, we are waiting and looking!

ThinkTank@Cafe · Apr 2, 2023

Mr Pigeon said:
We've also lost the two players who transformed our midfield due to injuries or frequent suspensions during that time though.

We've still got a long way to go before we're dominating games like this.

We are back to shambles without Cas and especially Eriksen.

bosnian_red · Apr 2, 2023

De Gea and shit finishing has been the difference between this and the 7-0 vs Liverpool.

Vidyoyo · Apr 2, 2023

If he's not bleeding then he's not hurt. It was a slight graze ffs

Lyng · Apr 2, 2023

KeanoMagicHat said:
Loved that counter, Martial blocking off the line and then dribbling out of his own box. Better than Weghorst has done in about 5 games.

Martial is a far better player. Should be obvious to anyone. Sadly he cannot stay fit for more than a lunchbreak so the whole point is kind of moot.

Ronaldo's ego · Apr 2, 2023

Sancho earning his weekly fortune again.

Mr Pigeon · Apr 2, 2023

United Hobbit said:
Jesus Christ this is absolute garbage

Yeah but what did you expect from the match day thread on the Caf? It's always filled will garbage.

DWelbz19 · Apr 2, 2023

Dalot…

Rayman96 · Apr 2, 2023

Swearing Budgie said:
Had a feeling we’d be cack, and then we turned out cack, and heaven knows I’m miserable now.

Que for a sing song

saivet · Apr 2, 2023

Dalot daft trying to challenge Burn there

space · Apr 2, 2023

Sylar said:
It's a great save. Other keepers don't make that save probably cos they come and take the corner

this.

ClassOf'99 · Apr 2, 2023

SAFMUTD said:
It's three games now in the league that we can't score and more importantly that we don't even generate clear chances.

Starting WW as striker is definitely the reason

amolbhatia50k · Apr 2, 2023

Newcastle again win the duel.

meh this team has surrendered again. No growth since Liverpool

Fortitude · Apr 2, 2023

Newcastle are absolutely rubbish in front of goal. The only thing keeping the scoreline down.

kouroux · Apr 2, 2023

dannyrhinos89 said:
At least weghorst was free and doesn't take 350k a week.

True, my answer was based on pure footballing ability. Weghorst gets to start everygame without worries

hobbers · Apr 2, 2023

Nice work from Dalot committing for a header he has zero chance of getting. Brainless

Lay · Apr 2, 2023

AaronRedDevil said:

I'd say, fantastic save but should he be getting bullied in his own 6 yard box?

Red Rash · Apr 2, 2023

SER19 said:
Schar with head injury again. Its just embarrassing

Scharn of the Head

Dannn411 · Apr 2, 2023

Ten Hag was supposed to significantly improve the way we play. I can count on one hand the number of games we have played well from start to finish. Not much has changed.

laughtersassassin · Apr 2, 2023

lex talionis said:
De Gea haters, now is the time to ignore yet another ridiculous save.

Or your ignoring the fact he didn't claim it and prevent the shit entirely like 90% of goalkeepers would

Barthez · Apr 2, 2023

rajds89 said:
And why wouldn’t we have? The lad was putting numbers up at dortmund only matched by Messi. We was phenomenal in Germany.

So what happened? Stood out in a sh1t league?, lacking in form and confidence or just an average player?

Hughie77 · Apr 2, 2023

Been shit from 1st whistle and progressively got worse .. the changes done nothing . This is when Eth has to earn his corn.. Rashford has been poor as well, DDG kept the score down otherwise this is another 4 at least...

Rightnr · Apr 2, 2023

Darkhorsez said:
Best bit of the game unfortunately for us

And yet people will keep writing bollocks and putting him in the same bracket as Sancho who's shocking everywhere.

Skills · Apr 2, 2023

Feels a bit like Anfield but they don't have Salah on the break

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