Newcastle United 2:0 Manchester United

el3mel · Apr 2, 2023

Our flanks are so bad defensively it's funny.

Rightnr · Apr 2, 2023

Martial dribbling out of our box was awesome.

Ronaldo's ego · Apr 2, 2023

Chaos.

Swearing Budgie · Apr 2, 2023

Had a feeling we’d be cack, and then we turned out cack, and heaven knows I’m miserable now.

Andycoleno9 · Apr 2, 2023

We are do lucky today that we will surely end with a point

christy87 · Apr 2, 2023

dannyrhinos89 said:
Sancho is such a nothing player.

Should be sold.

Exactly, complete dud wouldn’t strike fear into a fly, offers nothing.

rajds89 · Apr 2, 2023

Barthez said:
It wasn’t so long ago the cafe creamed themselves when he signed

And why wouldn’t we have? The lad was putting numbers up at dortmund only matched by Messi. We was phenomenal in Germany.

Lay · Apr 2, 2023

DDG has zero presence

Cpt Negative · Apr 2, 2023

this performance is up there with the worst under ETH

Jazz · Apr 2, 2023

Good Martail there to start that move. shame about the final ball

James35 · Apr 2, 2023

Martial did more in 30 seconds than Wout did in 60 odd minutes

Tiber · Apr 2, 2023

Dunno how we are only one goal down

DeGea · Apr 2, 2023

We may not finish top four if we are not careful…

Murder on Zidanes Floor · Apr 2, 2023

Schar has 9 "head injuries" a game

edgecutter · Apr 2, 2023

Could do with a dominant keeper in the six yard box

Widow · Apr 2, 2023

We haven't scored in the league since 19th Feb, it shows

Ananke · Apr 2, 2023

We haven’t looked like scoring all game. Really awful. What’s happened..

Heinzesight · Apr 2, 2023

Love the way they check for a complete non handball by Martial but nothing for the potential Bruno penalty.

AndySmith1990 · Apr 2, 2023

edgecutter said:
We should never play sancho again

Add Weghorst and McTominay

Basically all our backup players are trash

Zen · Apr 2, 2023

el3mel said:
Sancho and Antony costed us close to 140m combined and our right side is still shit.

Unbelievable stuff.

Going a bit cheap there old pal. £160m plus 500k a week. Woof.

BusbyMalone · Apr 2, 2023

kouroux said:
I actually won't be surprised if we end up 5th. You cannot play this badly away from home and expect to keep getting away with it

Wouldn't surprise me at all. I think we're seeing the consequences of not having a great squad, with the fixture pile-up we've had. We've been like this for weeks and weeks.

Jack-C20 · Apr 2, 2023

If we missed the chances Newcastle have, we’d definitely concede late on. Only thing keeping my hopes up.

slored1 · Apr 2, 2023

Is Fred injured?

dannyrhinos89 · Apr 2, 2023

kouroux said:
Weghorst

At least weghorst was free and doesn't take 350k a week.

Escobar · Apr 2, 2023

ETH said every game is a final now. Well….

KeanoMagicHat · Apr 2, 2023

Loved that counter, Martial blocking off the line and then dribbling out of his own box. Better than Weghorst has done in about 5 games.

hobbers · Apr 2, 2023

Martial, Sancho, McTominay, Sabitzer, Antony, Weghorst etc...

If ETH is pinning any serious hopes on any of these next season we might as well forget it.

Redderp · Apr 2, 2023

DDG only reason this isn’t a humiliation… we can still nick a point…

AFC NimbleThumb · Apr 2, 2023

That DdG save was something else.

Houdini · Apr 2, 2023

We are lucky it's only 1:0.

laughtersassassin · Apr 2, 2023

Great save by De Gea but it was his fault in the first place. Any other goalkeeper claims that

SAFMUTD · Apr 2, 2023

It's three games now in the league that we can't score and more importantly that we don't even generate clear chances.

Dargonk · Apr 2, 2023

Good save from DDG, but he really looks totally lost then

lex talionis · Apr 2, 2023

De Gea haters, now is the time to ignore yet another ridiculous save.

SER19 · Apr 2, 2023

Schar with head injury again. Its just embarrassing

RedIan · Apr 2, 2023

How is this only 1-0.
Newcastle squandered so many chances.

we need to go all out attack now.15 minutes to salvage something.

Murder on Zidanes Floor · Apr 2, 2023

Suedesi said:
Such a gormless player he is these days

Honestly, plays like he is stoned.

Dazzmondo · Apr 2, 2023

Wow amazing save by De Gea, didn't even realise in real time

Jazz · Apr 2, 2023

Now Newcastle players will just spend the rest of the game pretending to be injured. Send him off the pitch ref!

Darkhorsez · Apr 2, 2023

Rightnr said:
Martial dribbling out of our box was awesome.

Best bit of the game unfortunately for us

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