Wtf? I'm flabbergasted that anyone could have watched that and not think Antony was our only outlet in midfield and attack.
FA Premier League
Newcastle United 2:0 Manchester United
St. James' Park
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- Sun, 2 April 2023 @ 4:30pm BST
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Summer window we need another player like Casimero, in CM ... Mctom has been poor .. perhaps if Martial comes on he's a more mobile striker.. Mctom maybe better?? Sabitzer is trying , Martinez, Varane have been busy as has DDG..
Apparently shots on target are the only metric to look at.
No argument there. They've been terrible, yeah. Piss poor performance so far.Dogshit performance so far from most apart from our CBs , DDG and, to a lesser extent, Antony and Sabitzer. Everyone else was pretty crap so far.
Haha, yesThis will be funny if we can sneak a 1-0 win. Otherwise, well...meltdown if we lose I guess
Could make several changes, but there are two that should not be allowed to come back out of the changing room. Let's see if eth can fix this.Bring on Martial, Fred and wan bissaka for wout, Sabitzer and Dalot.
Yeah, this. Zero control at the moment.i presume all those calling for garnacho... mean pellestri! so glaringly obvious that we need a CF - I'd actually try the youngster thereHonestly, playing even Maguire up front would be no worse than Weghorst.need to change something at halftime because it’s not working.
He’s league 1 player, and there are plenty of options to work around this issue though. For once you can play Rashford up top and have Pallestri/Sancho on the wing. The guy is beyond hopeless, it’s simply inexcusable persisting with again and again.
Doing what, circling our box? Pretty much. They've been all over us.
AWB is sick.
Injured.
When you're shit like he is, the manager has to try something else. I don't see what he is bringing, his pressing is useless as he is slow, can't win headers, can't keep the ball, can't shoot. Just doing cardio and sprintingIf they were 50% as clinical as Liverpool in that second half at Anfield, we'd be looking at a 3 or 4-0 scoreline at HT.
Although not quite as embarrassing, our performance has been absolute shite.
Ten Hag must switch it up tactically at half time, this hasn't worked out at all. Bring off the passengers immediately as well as we're hanging by a thread.Fred and Martial in please
dalot's done nothing wrong... if anything it's shaw who's strugglingI genuinely wouldn't mind seeing Harry Maguire on to move Martinez to 6. Would help deal with the lack of height tooJust terrible all round.
ETH has to change it up. But bringing on Sancho or Martial is pointless given their lack of fight. They would do nothing in this type of game.
Pellistri and Fred are his only options.We are extremely lucky not be behind, and by a lot. And 0 shots on target is just truly pathetic, though hardly surprising considering we are playing without a midfield. I have yet to see Sabitzer put out a standout performance. Weghorst is absolutely useless as well. Only Antony, Martinez, and Varane are playing well. Let's hope it's the usual tale of two halves.
It's a special award to the worst forward in the Premier League - guess who is the front runner?It’s going exactly how I expected. Us playing absolutely shite.I don't like shitting on our own but feck me Wout Weghost is so painfully not United standard - he's barely PL standard. He's utterly useless.Is there a more boring halftime show than these miserable cnuts on beIN?
You’re right, but to be fair he did see it and actioned it last summer. Both those key players are missing today and it shows.What's Bruno's position today can anyone tell me? Also confused by McT's.
I get the idea to have him press Bruno, that has worked OK in isolation, the problem is that the 2 behind are a sieve so any benefit from lowering Guimares' influence is immediately negated as soon as he moves it on and then you have an awkward MCT not knowing how to work there as an attacker.
Just very odd set up, has got lucky.We don't even look like scoring.Meh, our 1st halves have been absolute shite all season, so 0-0 is a decent result so far.
Hopefully ETH whispers the necessary words into the ears of the players during the break.I'd even consider playing Lindelof as a holding MF
1.72 to 0.14 xG. They've had 3 clear chances. We've barely participated in the game
Dalot has been fine. How you pick him and not mctominay to come off beggar's belief
From watching that half?
Antony was good, but Sabitzer? Completely anonymous and unable to get a foothold in midfield.
Open your eyes fella. That’s as big a 0-0 battering as you could get. You’re totally missing the fact they should have “easily” scored 3 goals so far.
Yeah let's just use shots on target..that chance Willock blazed over wasn't a clear cut chance because he missed the targetOh yeah, the modern and magical XG stuff, ffs.
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Man of the Match
Runners-up
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27%
Lisandro Martinez
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8%
Antony
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5%
Anthony Martial
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4%
Raphael Varane
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3%
Facundo Pellistri
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2%
Wout Weghorst
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2%
Marcel Sabitzer
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1%
Scott McTominay
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1%
Bruno Fernandes
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1%
Diogo Dalot
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 216 ratings.
Score Predictions
115,32,58
- Man Utd win
- Newcastle win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 28% Newcastle 1:2 Man Utd
- 20% Newcastle 1:1 Man Utd
- 11% Newcastle 0:1 Man Utd
- 10% Newcastle 0:2 Man Utd
- 6% Newcastle 2:0 Man Utd
- 6% Newcastle 2:2 Man Utd
- 5% Newcastle 2:1 Man Utd
- 4% Newcastle 1:3 Man Utd
- 3% Newcastle 1:0 Man Utd
- 2% Newcastle 0:0 Man Utd
- 1% Newcastle 1:4 Man Utd
- 0% Newcastle 2:3 Man Utd
- 0% Newcastle 3:0 Man Utd
- 0% Newcastle 5:0 Man Utd
- 0% Newcastle 0:3 Man Utd
- 0% Newcastle 9:0 Man Utd
- 0% Newcastle 0:9 Man Utd
Match Stats
- Newcastle
- Man Utd
- Possession
- 46% 54%
- Shots
- 22 6
- Shots on Target
- 6 1
- Corners
- 7 4
- Fouls
- 8 12
Referee
Stuart Attwell
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Facundo Pellistri
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replaced by Victor Lindelof
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replaced by Fred
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replaced by Jadon Sancho
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replaced by Anthony Martial
