Newcastle United 1:0 Manchester United

Bulldog United · Oct 5, 2019

Newcastle are a shocking team now led by a useless manager who somehow keeps getting jobs. He's so bad I'm surprised Woody hasn't hired him already.

This is a must win game. We can't not beat these clowns, surely? Please god, be kind before the international break.

M Bison · Oct 5, 2019

We really should be winning this very comfortably but its difficult to see where the goals are going to come from.

Really cant afford to drop points, not only for the league position but from a fans perspective - dread to think what the fans will be like if we dont win.

Adisa · Oct 5, 2019

Thank God i won't be home to suffer this.

Mark Pawelek · Oct 5, 2019

MEN say no Matic. Garner will start at DMC.

McGrathsipan · Oct 5, 2019

Mark Pawelek said:
MEN say no Matic. Garner will start at DMC.

That article says absolutely nothing like that.

mitchmouse · Oct 5, 2019

Backrow Singer said:
We’ll sneak a win a 1-0 win and a few posters will come back on telling everyone how knee jerk their negative comments were, how the masterplan is off and running, how Rashford will be a superstar. All will be forgotten and everything will be rosy again.

before losing 17-0 to the dippers...

Red00012 · Oct 5, 2019

Mark Pawelek said:
MEN say no Matic. Garner will start at DMC.

How did you manage to pick that up from that article ? :lol:

Mark Pawelek · Oct 5, 2019

Red00012 said:
How did you manage to pick that up from that article ?

Given the circumstances, I'd play Garner ahead of Matic or Fred.

Handsome Devil · Oct 5, 2019

Hmmm, do I go to the local cinema to see Joker, or stay at home and watch 22 on the pitch?

Broad Street Bullies · Oct 5, 2019

Handsome Devil said:
Hmmm, do I go to the local cinema to see Joker, or stay at home and watch 22 on the pitch?

Go with the preview you like best.

LazyRed-Ninja · Oct 5, 2019

Handsome Devil said:
Hmmm, do I go to the local cinema to see Joker, or stay at home and watch 22 on the pitch?

If you want to see a joker performance, chances are you will see one away at Newcastle..

Stadjer · Oct 5, 2019

I fully expect a game of football so bad that it will hurt your eyes. Both teams are shit.

Surely we wont lose to Newcastle though.... right?

Red-Man-Walking · Oct 5, 2019

Stadjer said:
I fully expect a game of football so bad that it will hurt your eyes. Both teams are shit.

Surely we wont lose to Newcastle though.... right?

37th minute header from a corner we should have dealt with followed by 53 minutes of chasing our tails to no avail. Heard it here first.

jderbyshire · Oct 5, 2019

De Gea
Young Lindelof Maguire Tuanzebe
McTominay Matic
Pereira Mata James
Rashford

Greenwood and Dalot to come on later.

Micky Targaryen · Oct 5, 2019

Our situation, manager, coaching, the board, and our current football is making this look like the most 1-0 game ever. (favouring Newcastle)

Jonno · Oct 5, 2019

0-0 or 1-0 to Newcastle

Ashamed of my football club.

Alemar · Oct 5, 2019

———————-de Gea———————
AWB—-Tuanzebe-Maguire—Williams
———McTominay——Garner————
Pereira————-Gomes———James
———————Greenwood—————

LJJT · Oct 5, 2019

If we win this and a few results go our way it puts a massively different outlook on things for us. I’d play matic as DM in the middle, Scott and Fred either side box to box. Greenwood as central striker with James and Rashford either side. Going to really miss pogba tomorrow

Gerald G · Oct 5, 2019

De Gea
Dalot--Lindelof--Maguire--Young
McTominay--Matic
Rashford--Pereira--James
Greenwood

subs: Romero; Axel, Rojo, Williams; Fred, Gomes, Mata

Annihilate Now! · Oct 5, 2019

Imagine trying to convince a neutral to take time out of their weekend to watch this match.

Random Task · Oct 5, 2019

Has Martial recovered from his knock that lasted 6 weeks and counting yet?

Raven · Oct 5, 2019

We badly need a win here, a big one. Otherwise Ole could be looking at a sacking in the near future.

Chairman Steve · Oct 5, 2019

Can see us not winning then Gary Neville saying we’d be crazy to sack him, every Utd fan who wants him gone is a moron and how OGS needs 6 years to be able to create the team he wants, and we cannot pass fair comment until that six year mark has passed... otherwise we’re a fecking inpatient, clueless fan who doesn’t understand football.

always_hoping · Oct 5, 2019

Brighton has given United a big warning to what can happen. Like Newcastle they had failed to win any home game and weren't scoring many goals, only recently they played out an awful 0-0 with Newcastle.

Ole since he has become full time manager has mimed Pochs results at Spurs so beware. I'll be more than happy with a scrappy or lucky win.

Berbasbullet · Oct 5, 2019

So depressing that I genuinely think we will get beaten.

prateik · Oct 5, 2019

Is Shaw still not back? I thought he was back in training last week..

UncleBob · Oct 5, 2019

Jonno said:
0-0 or 1-0 to Newcastle

Ashamed of my football club.

But we're so proud of you

Red00012 · Oct 5, 2019

Mark Pawelek said:
Given the circumstances, I'd play Garner ahead of Matic or Fred.

It’s not the question I asked.

Devil may care · Oct 5, 2019

Handsome Devil said:
Hmmm, do I go to the local cinema to see Joker, or stay at home and watch 22 on the pitch?

Apparently it's a pretty disturbing film, but probably not as disturbing as the state of our football right now.

Red Dreams · Oct 5, 2019

Random Task said:
Has Martial recovered from his knock that lasted 6 weeks and counting yet?

was thinking that too.

We need him.

pauldyson1uk · Oct 5, 2019

from the MEN.
United squad vs Newcastle:

Goalkeepers: De Gea, Romero, Grant.

Defenders: Dalot, Lindelof, Maguire, Tuanzebe, Rojo, Young, Williams.

Midfielders: McTominay, Matic, Fred, Mata, Gomes.

Forwards: Pereira, Chong, Greenwood, Rashford, James.

Red Dreams · Oct 5, 2019

No Pogba or Martial.

Going to be a long day.

EDIT:

If Tuanzebe is played in midfield we may have a decent game.

VP89 · Oct 5, 2019

I didn't know AWB is injured too

Red Dreams · Oct 5, 2019

Pogba,Shaw, Martial,AWB all out.

Good grief.

matherto · Oct 5, 2019

Jesus wept it's depressing reading that squad.

We're gonna get embarrassed.

Bestofthebest · Oct 5, 2019

I'm ashamed to say that I have no optimism at all that my team will be able to beat Newcastle, as rubbish as the Toon are right now. Time we came to realise how bad Utd have become. Every game we play we appear more inept than the previous one.

Just hope we can make it to Christmas without being too far behind the rest of the Prem to make it a middle of the table finish. If we buy some decent players we will have a chance but I think Ed will decide to buy a load of cobblers or even nothing at all.

Castia · Oct 5, 2019

Scenes when Bruce tactically outdoes us and we drop points to Newcastle who are just absolutely terrible.

Leftback99 · Oct 5, 2019

pauldyson1uk said:
from the MEN.
United squad vs Newcastle:

Goalkeepers: De Gea, Romero, Grant.

Defenders: Dalot, Lindelof, Maguire, Tuanzebe, Rojo, Young, Williams.

Midfielders: McTominay, Matic, Fred, Mata, Gomes.

Forwards: Pereira, Chong, Greenwood, Rashford, James.

Imagine being the opposition and looking at that squad. Even Newcastle will be rubbing their hands for the 3 points.

Lemansky · Oct 5, 2019

pauldyson1uk said:
from the MEN.
United squad vs Newcastle:

Goalkeepers: De Gea, Romero, Grant.

Defenders: Dalot, Lindelof, Maguire, Tuanzebe, Rojo, Young, Williams.

Midfielders: McTominay, Matic, Fred, Mata, Gomes.

Forwards: Pereira, Chong, Greenwood, Rashford, James.

That’s so bad. Can’t believe we are in this position, being one of the richest and biggest club in the world. Serious mismanagement on all levels.

prateik · Oct 5, 2019

Look at the state of that squad..

Hey Ole.. want to manage United? You get to oversee an overhaul..
Here.. lets sell all the players.. We'll sign replacements over the next 3 transfer windows..

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