Manchester United 1:0 West Ham United

el3mel · Mar 14, 2021

There must be some reason why I always feel sleepy whenever I watch a United game. I have been convincing myself it's due to not having enough sleep but it can't be every time !

Castia · Mar 14, 2021

The city game aside we’ve been shite for a while

Ivor Ballokov · Mar 14, 2021

McTominay and AWB have been very sloppy so far.

SAFMUTD · Mar 14, 2021

We are awful to watch, seriously what the feck do we do in training?

pseudo_canadian · Mar 14, 2021

Half the team looks drunk. Why can’t AWB make a 5 yard pass?

Dan_F · Mar 14, 2021

The passing is horrendous. McTominay, AWB and James have been a shambles with the ball so far.

Drawfull · Mar 14, 2021

Tom Cato said:
If the mods banned the word "sloppy" this thread would be half as at full time.

Tell that to the dead girl in room 5

Bastian · Mar 14, 2021

TMDaines said:
Greenwood looks a little out of his depth. Feels incredibly ineffectual as a footballer when not scoring at an unsustainable rate.

He's definitely not a loan striker. Nor is anyone other than Cavani.

Offside · Mar 14, 2021

Has to be an inquest about the passing. Never seen a United team so poor at it. If Wan Bissaka continues to pass to a blue shirt when there’s a red one 5 yards away he needs to be hooked as some sort of message. So annoying trying to build a chance and we lose it so easily. It’s every game.

I’m still hoping we can just find something. Shaw looks at it again.

KennyBurner · Mar 14, 2021

Was Ivanovic ever as bad on the ball as AWB?

Sparky Rhiwabon · Mar 14, 2021

Not just us then

Withnail · Mar 14, 2021

MTF said:
No one can convince me that AWB is at the skill level expected of any outfield player in the first division anywhere in europe.

He'd probably do alright in Ireland to be fair

Feed Me · Mar 14, 2021

This is close to unwatchable.

kouroux · Mar 14, 2021

arnie_ni said:
That was a poor one, after I just defended him

He makes me laugh. So awkward on the ball

Schmeichel's Cartwheel · Mar 14, 2021

Sparky Rhiwabon said:
Not just us then

Good. That’s how it should be.

DWelbz19 · Mar 14, 2021

Adisa said:
I repeat, there isn't another top club as bad as we are with the ball.

There’s just too many players — AWB and Fred are the biggest examples - who lack the fluidity when passing the ball. Constantly look to open their body up and the pass becomes predictable; doesn’t feel natural to either.

King Eric 7 · Mar 14, 2021

Rashford doesn't fancy the aerial challenges. Not surprised with his injury.

bosnian_red · Mar 14, 2021

horsechoker said:
Who would you have played considering the injuries we have?

Nobody, was just saying it's not a lineup that is good at breaking down a set defence. Reliant on a goal out of nothing moment IMO.

Red00012 · Mar 14, 2021

Rice miskicks and we leave him have a 2nd chance to clear as Rashy admires him

pseudo_canadian · Mar 14, 2021

Adisa said:
I repeat, there isn't another top club as bad as we are with the ball.

Nearly 10 years running.

Annihilate Now! · Mar 14, 2021

How did we let Rice fanny about like that in his own area with zero pressure!?

Adamsk7 · Mar 14, 2021

Conor said:
Wan Bissaka's passing is so bad that I would be happy to see him out of the team. It's painful watching him give away 5/10 yard passes again and again.

Yep. I'd argue that Dalot looked miles better against us than Aaron has looked all season.

Schmeichel's Cartwheel · Mar 14, 2021

Feed Me said:
This is close to unwatchable.

Ole-ball.

mattunited1978 · Mar 14, 2021

Wan bissaka ffs...absolute fecking dreadful passing

Heinzesight · Mar 14, 2021

The ability for a United player to pass to a red shirt would lighten my mood somewhat.

R'hllor · Mar 14, 2021

Nice from Hendo, if that was DDG, he would be like "nah, i am good".

Random Task · Mar 14, 2021

Foxbatt said:
Daily Mirror says we are after Pope in the summer.

Sounds like a Daily Star headline.

"Bishop is a bit shit, so United are going after Pope"

Fracture90 · Mar 14, 2021

KennyBurner said:
Was Ivanovic ever as bad on the ball as AWB?

He was pretty good on the ball, scored some goals and his crosses to Drogba are the stuff of legend.

pratyush_utd · Mar 14, 2021

Shaw once again our best player going forward

Foxbatt · Mar 14, 2021

big rons sovereign said:
Who is bishop, and is he really deserving of all the bashing?

He doesn't. This is humour. A Bishop and a Pope at United.

McGrathsipan · Mar 14, 2021

Feed Me said:
This is close to unwatchable.

most of our games are dreadful.

Garethw · Mar 14, 2021

This is horrendous. I can’t wait for the day when our players are coached to pass to each other.

UmbroDays · Mar 14, 2021

There is something fundamentally wrong with the way we play against low block teams.

I’m no coach it all of these games we’ve played I see the same issue over and over. It really surprises me that the coaching team keep us repeating these issues.

Andycoleno9 · Mar 14, 2021

Some of our players have shocking technique.

Adamsk7 · Mar 14, 2021

No Idea For Nickname said:
Sancho is injured...

well yeah but in my sliding doors example he may well not have been if he'd been playing here all season.

48 hours · Mar 14, 2021

Feed Me said:
This is close to unwatchable.

we are playing a bit better than usual. Not that that’s saying much

arnie_ni · Mar 14, 2021

kouroux said:
He makes me laugh. So awkward on the ball

I think he's a lot better than when we signed him though

Djemba-Djemba · Mar 14, 2021

Red00012 said:
Rice miskicks and we leave him have a 2nd chance to clear as Rashy admires him

Infuriated me that

Martial'sEmergingSmile · Mar 14, 2021

I think the passing mistakes seem even worse because we pass so slowly and safely - always like 3 or 4 touches, no tempo...

Anustart89 · Mar 14, 2021

Foxbatt said:
He doesn't. This is humour. A Bishop and a Pope at United.

What’s a Pope to a non-believer?

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