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Champions League Group H
Manchester United 0:0 Valencia
Old Trafford
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- Tue, 2 October 2018 @ 8:00pm BST
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Why is Lukalu on the fecking wings
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Lukaku has moved to the left at the start of this second-half with Rashford down the middle. Pogba picks out the Belgian near the touchline but he touch lets him down and it goes out for a Valencia throw.Feck sakes.
Haha even got the colours right in your analogy.
That was an amazing touch.LolkakuLukaku
Yeah, went to my first live United game against West Ham and the think that stuck out the most was just how static it was. No movement, no runs of any kind at all. Really poor.Are our players actually on a wind up? They look like they don’t know how to play football.Lukaku the great..Mourinho? More like Please God No Moreinho.
Or something like that
Only guy who can cross worth a damn on the team, sadly has no skills n tekkers.Why is Lukalu on the fecking wings ????
...what a response after the breakWhy is he getting that much room on the edge of the box?!?
Pathetic, absolute disgrace.Why are we not pressing their CBs from goal.kicks ffs?
Which makes people/media believe that Jose has lost the player's confidence.Lukaku displaying the same close control as Ronaldo in VegasDont put Lukaku LW fecking haul him off for Martial! He’s being crap so drop him.Guedes is soo shitMatic is useless. Terrible.Have we ever beat these cnuts?This is terrible.49 min
Guedes gets a clear sight of goal from the edge of the United box. Our defenders are really slow to close him down, just letting him shoot, and he curls his effort a foot wide. Let off.Great so we are just about even against a tooth less valencia at home.Seriously Fellaini and Pogba just standing there looking at each other whilst two Valencia players stand waiting on the 18yarder for a pass back so they can take a free shot in acres of space.Valencia look like they're going to score first
Has been for ages.We are very lucky that Valencia are abysmal in attack.Can see people walking out soon lol The space. Luckily they're terribleThis feels like the last 45 of Jose @ United.I'm telling you if this lot could score we'd be looking at a sure loss here.
That was a good bit of play from Valencia.Once again Guedes has an opportunity.Remember we played devastating football for about 3-5 games with Anderson and Cleverley in midfield? How depressing is it knowing that we can't do that with our current players? If I could go back 10 years then only De Gea would have any chance of being at the club still. In fact Anderson has had better performances for us than Pogba has ever managed, as sporadic as they were.Fortunately Guedes is shite, unfortunately....What an atrocious game. Rodrigo vs Lukaku to see who has the worst touch. Gueudes vs everybody else to see who can miss the goals by the biggest margin when shooting.The Welbeck feintSad that these 2nd tier European teams are more assured in possession than us
Valencia has been a good servant to the club, now on his last legs. Not his fault he’s being picked.Struggling with the basics. Wtf?
TopicalLukaku'esque from Rodrigo there- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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18%
Marcus Rashford
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13%
Paul Pogba
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6%
David de Gea
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5%
Eric Bailly
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4%
Chris Smalling
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3%
Anthony Martial
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2%
Marouane Fellaini
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1%
Alexis Sanchez
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1%
Romelu Lukaku
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1%
Antonio Valencia
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
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Compiled from 332 ratings.
Score Predictions
221,181,101
- Man Utd win
- Valencia win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 15% Man Utd 1:1 Valencia
- 15% Man Utd 2:1 Valencia
- 14% Man Utd 2:0 Valencia
- 10% Man Utd 1:2 Valencia
- 8% Man Utd 0:2 Valencia
- 8% Man Utd 1:0 Valencia
- 6% Man Utd 0:5 Valencia
- 6% Man Utd 0:1 Valencia
- 4% Man Utd 0:0 Valencia
- 4% Man Utd 3:0 Valencia
- 3% Man Utd 0:3 Valencia
- 3% Man Utd 1:3 Valencia
- 2% Man Utd 5:0 Valencia
- 1% Man Utd 3:1 Valencia
- 1% Man Utd 2:2 Valencia
- 0% Man Utd 1:4 Valencia
- 0% Man Utd 0:4 Valencia
- 0% Man Utd 4:1 Valencia
- 0% Man Utd 2:3 Valencia
- 0% Man Utd 5:3 Valencia
- 0% Man Utd 5:5 Valencia
- 0% Man Utd 3:2 Valencia
- 0% Man Utd 4:0 Valencia
Match Stats
- Man Utd
- Valencia
- Possession
- 52% 48%
- Shots
- 18 8
- Shots on Target
- 4 1
- Corners
- 11 1
- Fouls
- 16 15
Referee
Slavko Vincic
Man Utd Lineup
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