[Vindal]

With how utterly incoherent, uninspired and shit this team looks, I honestly can't help wondering what's actually going on in the training sessions...

 

[kouroux]

Didn't people rave about him?!

He hit a good purple patch

 

[GifLord]

The 80mil 'kaku touch

 

[red4ever 79]

sounds like it is being played behind closed doors

 

[Sanchez7]

Rashford hasn't the skill to play on the left really has he

just kind of runs with no end product

He is a kick and run merchant. I can see him becoming a good player if coached well but looks lost at the minute.

 

[MAME DIOUF 32]

The Ecuadorian John Flanagan
The Ivorian Titus Bramble
The Serbian Carlton Palmer
The Chilean Bebe
The Belgian Jason Lee

We have assembled a hell of a team here.

 

[Minimalist]

Whole team is clueless and doesn’t look drilled for any movement at all. Quality of players is actually irrelevant at this stage.

 

[Smores]

Fellaini is awful at tracking back. Just jogging ..

We have no one in midfield sprinting in attack or defence, just jogging everytime and its leaving us exposed.

 

[peridigm]

We're falling apart.

 

[bosnian_red]

Awful half of football, as is standard under Mourinho. We cant create against anyone apparently.

 

[minoo-utd]

Sloppy and slow. And A.Valencia is finished.

 

[Redplane]

At least we do what everyone expects us to do. Safest bet in town.

 

[kouroux]

Tf is Lukaku doing on the wings ??

 

[RedDevilRoshi]

Halftime

Such a damn borefest

 

[Janson]

They couldn't even get the ball in the box there in the last seconds.

 

[FireballXL5]

My God, did anyone see Lukaku try to control the ball from that throw in? fecking hell

 

[prateik]

Sanchez keeps nicking the ball off Lukaku

 

[ha_rooney]

Awful

 

[simonhch]

Smattering of boos.

 

[Sandyman]

0-0 HT

We started well but have faded badly as we neared half time.

 

[Dobba]

The second half has been cancelled due to lack of interest

 

[Raw]

The Ecuadorian John Flanagan
The Ivorian Titus Bramble
The Serbian Carlton Palmer
The Chilean Bebe
The Belgian Jason Lee

We have assembled a hell of a team here.

Don't forget the Portuguese Pulis!

 

[Fracture90]

There's probably more fun in watching opera than this match.

 

[Andersons Dietician]

Thank goodness Valencia are just as bad as us in the last third.

They look pretty good compared to us let’s be honest.

 

[pauldyson1uk]

45 mins of my life I wont get back.
Dreadful football.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

They can take Lukaku, in fact will even pay for someone to have him

Nah, I'd keep Rom, he will soon find his playing boots, but they can take Valencia, (player) for a start.

 

[dwd]

Good half

 

[SirAF]

Ha, no probs. I completely agree with what you've been trying to get across recently! Like, I may want a new manager in, but I have no problem with those who still have faith in José. Many of whom, like yourself, are fine posters, so it isn't fair to judge on one little opinion.

I wouldn't go that far, but thanks again

 

[christinaa]

Game summary so far: Two mid-table sides cancelling each other out.

Come on. Today is a better display from us.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Also a good point.

To me if he does not expect them to have the ball and more often than not just wants them to wait for the other team to make a mistake, they are just strolling about until something happens. You don't need to be fit to do that.

 

[TMDaines]

Anyone who wants Pogba gone is mental. He’s the one guy trying to get the team going and leading on the pitch, but there’s nothing out there. No chemistry or teamwork, no movement aside from Pogba.

 

[minoo-utd]

No one attack? What a slow midfield we have. Maybe we don't have the quality at the team.

 

[Jazz]

With how utterly incoherent, uninspired and shit this team looks, I honestly can't help wondering what's actually going on in the training sessions...

Not much

 

[RedDevil@84]

Media keeps calling that players like Pogba are under-playing for the manager, but looks like it is Lukaku who has completely downed his tools

 

[Bastian]

Have we even had a shot in target yet?

A deflected effort from Rashford, 5000 yards from goal.

 

[Camy89]

Oh, wasn't clear enough. This was in a hospital? Were you one of the surgeons?

Ah, no I was one of the receiving medics in the hospital. The guy genuinely came in and I used his case in a vague attempt to agree with Shane that spraying water onto Bailly’s throat was futile.

The outcome wasn’t great in real life...

 

[donkeyfish]

At least it's better than against WH

 

[joedirt87]

The lack of a right wing presence has driven Mourinho into playing two wingers on the right side tonight.

 

[Janson]

Tf is Lukaku doing on the wings ??

Him and Sanchez are stumbling on each other.

 

[Murder on Zidanes Floor]

Mourinho looks close to tears.

 

[kouroux]

Stay in the box Lukaku and stop trying to be Messi ffs

 

[Meller]

This is beyond awful.

 

[VeevaVee]

Why is the contrast so high in the studio sections on BT Sport? My eyes sting looking at it