This has been one of our better performances this season. Jesus wept. Just get out, you charlatan.
Champions League Group H
Manchester United 0:0 Valencia
Old Trafford
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We have nothing about us, working hard but doing nothing. Busted flush.
You’ve obviously not been watching Utd of late!Fred for Fellaini.
Jose needs to see that we need to move the ball quicker.
Fellaini is alright, it's Matic who has become a clown. Backheeling inside the box ffsIt’s hilarious seeing BT trying to analyse this half.Absolutely dreadful. Infact words cannot even describe how gutless we have played , how overpaid the players look and the complete lack of confidence to lead by example. Jose has lost these guys and every game he stays in charge is like a further stab to the chest.And to think about it, some fans blame such performances on Woodward's decision of not choosing to pay over £70m on Harry Maguire.
We're useless in attack. Can't remember one good chance.Martial and Fred for Lukaku and Fellaini please.
Not too sure what we have out there constitutes as a ‘midfield’. Matic has been shite for ages now but seems to get a free pass.
Not going through the hassle and cost of going there is the biggest positive these days.
Undeniable ProgressLet’s not pretend this Valencia-team is any great, but we haven’t created much in this half. To be fair, we haven’t had a single chance
Some huffs and puffs and headers, but we never create anything on the floor do we? Pogba controling things nicely and getting some room, but the others aren’t there to give him any help.
I’m convinced he and especially Sanchez would look instantly much better with a new manager/style. Lukaku’s touch is worse than I can ever remember, it looks like he plays with tuxedo shoes that are five sizes too big... and filled with cement to explain the heavy bounce. Valencia is gone unfortunately, not playing with adventure anymore. Rashford very spirited today, think he’ll score in the second half.They are working hard but the quality just isn't there.
Fellani is alright in the PL, but Fred is more what we need in the CL.
They are in control of the game, we created nothing. So, yeah it is hard to believe.
It's a shame Pereira has been pretty much binned.See, working harder doesn't make a difference. We look just as lost, just with more intensity.
That’s the anti United media for you!
Clearly there was plenty of highlights but they’re all ABUs.
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Yeah, he should have started really.This team is out of ideas, not a clue whatsoever how to create chances. This is on Mourinho.They said we needed Fellaini, Matic and McTominay available against sides with big players, because.......pragmatism.
We line up against a technical, mobile, and not very big Valencia side with the Two Towers in midfield because.......... feck Fred and Pereira.
It's a joke at this point. Oh, Pereira, you thought two very good cameo's would grant you game time? (Troll Face)Rashford looking decent. He seems to actually care. The rest looks shite.
Fred should have started today. Don't see why we need Matic & Fellaini. One is fine, but we don't need both. They are not a big side.Scholes is doing his best to not meltdown.
They tried to collect the highlights but couldn't come up with any?Lukaku won me over during the 2nd half of last season, and i expected his form to continue given how he started in the World Cup. I am officially back to calling the Belgian Jozy Altidore.Did we stop pressing after 15mins?
From what I seen, it looked like they gave up possession when we pressed them? Shock!I'm not sure what we are doing anymore. We are neither attacking or playing defensive. Just awkwardly playing trying to do both/neither?
Ffs, what else does Lukaku have to do to get benched, his first touch is comical.
Valencia play some really good football in patches, but are somehow worse than us in the final third.
They’ve created nothing either. Valencia have looked until they get near our box and then fall apart. We just haven’t looked good anywhere. That doesn’t translate as Valencia being in control.
They're both too static to be on the field together. We can attack more as Valencia's not that strong.What were people expecting here? We can't just turn on a switch and start playing silky football and creating loads of chances. Whats even the point of saying same old shit when we played similar way 3 days back. Wake up, we arnt gonna creating cutting edge chances suddenly. That can only happen when the style of play changes.
Fellaini is alright?????? How many passes does he receive in the opposition's side? How many times does he run 2 metres with the ball at his feet. All he does is get the ball and give it like a donkey to his nearest teammate. He's a freeking tree.
But he does work hard and puts some pressure on the opponent. He can sometimes switch with Lukaku during the match too, he's lethal through the middle. Ofcourse it's not ideal but it's either him or Mata/Rashford. And I don't think Rashford does much more than Alexis.
I know, I know, that is why I said "find his playing boots soon". I hope. I have faith in Lukaku. Even tho he is pissing me off these days.Enough is enough, time to have a reality check.
Manager - Got to go
Valencia - Needs to be put down
Bailly - Erratic, soft and not disciplined enough. Needs to go
Matic - Slow, lethargic. Needs replacing
Fellaini - Just no. Feck off
Sanchez - Worst signing we have ever made considering the $$$
Lukaku - Honestly I would prefer to have Andy Cole there now even after his illness
Just trying to be positive mate. I want an end to this mediocrity as much as anyone.
They showed highlights of Rashford running into defenders, intercepted passes and our players trying to press. Labelling it as “improvement?”
They started playing 1 touch passing around it and our midfield gave up- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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18%
Marcus Rashford
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13%
Paul Pogba
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6%
David de Gea
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5%
Eric Bailly
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4%
Chris Smalling
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3%
Anthony Martial
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2%
Marouane Fellaini
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1%
Alexis Sanchez
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1%
Romelu Lukaku
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1%
Antonio Valencia
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 332 ratings.
Score Predictions
221,181,101
- Man Utd win
- Valencia win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 15% Man Utd 1:1 Valencia
- 15% Man Utd 2:1 Valencia
- 14% Man Utd 2:0 Valencia
- 10% Man Utd 1:2 Valencia
- 8% Man Utd 0:2 Valencia
- 8% Man Utd 1:0 Valencia
- 6% Man Utd 0:5 Valencia
- 6% Man Utd 0:1 Valencia
- 4% Man Utd 0:0 Valencia
- 4% Man Utd 3:0 Valencia
- 3% Man Utd 0:3 Valencia
- 3% Man Utd 1:3 Valencia
- 2% Man Utd 5:0 Valencia
- 1% Man Utd 3:1 Valencia
- 1% Man Utd 2:2 Valencia
- 0% Man Utd 1:4 Valencia
- 0% Man Utd 0:4 Valencia
- 0% Man Utd 4:1 Valencia
- 0% Man Utd 2:3 Valencia
- 0% Man Utd 5:3 Valencia
- 0% Man Utd 5:5 Valencia
- 0% Man Utd 3:2 Valencia
- 0% Man Utd 4:0 Valencia
Match Stats
- Man Utd
- Valencia
- Possession
- 52% 48%
- Shots
- 18 8
- Shots on Target
- 4 1
- Corners
- 11 1
- Fouls
- 16 15
Referee
Slavko Vincic
Man Utd Lineup
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