Manchester United 0:3 Tottenham Hotspur

bdspeedy · Sep 29, 2024

UnitedSofa said:
Ole

Has he suddenly figured out how to be anything more than a yes man for the Glazers and a pushover for spoiled, entitled players. I'd pass. Legend as a player. Just another scapegoat manager for the Glazers. My money would be on Southgate. Crap, meek, vanilla, yes man who will lay down for the owners and players. Tuchel may be a dark horse but WILL NEVER WIN ANYTHING for us and won't be anything other than a placeholder and extender of the Glazers pillaging the team for their own enriching. Don't get me wrong, it's THEIR team and they can do what they want but it's my right to be a little bitch about it while hoping other fans wake up and help make it uncomfortable for them.

Melville Red · Sep 29, 2024

Stadjer said:
Looks like an injury for Mainoo

Cheers. Bloody 0-3 now wtf is going to happen this week?

criticalanalysis · Sep 29, 2024

Godfather said:
A good team would have scored 5 or 6 against us today

Lads, it's Tottenham

Godfather · Sep 29, 2024

Stadjer said:
We didnt even see that midfield for a full half today. Bruno and Mainoo were off before half time.

Thank God

GlazersHater · Sep 29, 2024

Finally it's over, cheap cheap result that 0-3. Any half decent team would have score at least 5.

pseudo_canadian · Sep 29, 2024

Sandikan · Sep 29, 2024

criticalanalysis said:
A Casemiro, Ugarte and Mainoo three is pretty decent.

Shame nobody could predict an injury to Mainoo or Mount (again?!).

Pretty decent?
A Casemiro who caused the cafe to lose its collective head after that Liverpool performance.
Ugarte who looks surprised at the pace of the prem
And a 2nd season syndrome Mainoo who has let Ten Hag's misrule bring him down.

The only improvement will be under the next manager unfortunately.

Usual scenario of how late do we leave it to make a change. History shows us usually quite late.

RedDevilRoshi · Sep 29, 2024

Grim viewing once again to put it lightly

United Hobbit · Sep 29, 2024

I hate how the players haven't even bothered to at least TRY, when they're earning a feck tonne of money

Sied · Sep 29, 2024

Were they United fans getting pitures with Johnson ffs?

Blood Mage · Sep 29, 2024

I reckon Spurs needed to score one more for him to be sacked tomorrow. It will be after Villa thrash us now.

Superunknown · Sep 29, 2024

Utter farce. Appalling performance.

DJ_21 · Sep 29, 2024

Our own fans praising Brennan Johnson and taking selfies with him. Better team won and every single person knows it

Sandikan · Sep 29, 2024

mitchmouse said:
Werner has been poor enough to have been playing for us! Garno and Onana the only ones even any credit for us

Werner is the classic fast but utterly useless player.

He can be spark through on goal and you never really worry.

Matt Varnish · Sep 29, 2024

Spurs are a mid-table team, what you have to consider is what the likes of City will do to this team.

Godfather · Sep 29, 2024

Stadjer said:
Yes but you are not allowed to say that

The same as not believing Amad will make it

Name Changed · Sep 29, 2024

I predicted 0-3. Disgusted I didn't put money on it.

Sandikan · Sep 29, 2024

2 man midfield said:
OT looks 50% full

That's every game 5mins from the end, as people who live 10mins away need to get home.

Wing Attack Plan R · Sep 29, 2024

3 goals against, Bruno straight red, two injuries, 5 yellows. Penalty not given, softest red card ever seen, shambolic performance. Played like a head with its chicken cut off. Against Spurs. Battered by Spurs. I don't want to hear from any of these cnuts in any post match interview. They should all hang their heads in shame, starting with Ten Hag.

Nogho · Sep 29, 2024

Gopher Brown said:
a) You don't resign unless you have another job to go to
b) You forfeit any lucrative pay-off you may be entitled to

Of course - but sometimes money isn’t everything.

2 man midfield · Sep 29, 2024

Sandikan said:
That's every game 5mins from the end, as people who live 10mins away need to get home.

Yeah I dunno, that was an awful lot of local people high tailing after the third goal

criticalanalysis · Sep 29, 2024

Sandikan said:
Pretty decent?
A Casemiro who caused the cafe to lose its collective head after that Liverpool performance.
Ugarte who looks surprised at the pace of the prem
And a 2nd season syndrome Mainoo who has let Ten Hag's misrule bring him down.

The only improvement will be under the next manager unfortunately.

Usual scenario of how late do we leave it to make a change. History shows us usually quite late.

Don't disagree with that. The manager is the single biggest and most influential change on the team.

However, those three is still better than any combination contain this season's Bruno, simply by those player's styles and characteristics.

TLDR; we'll still be shit but less shit.

Gopher Brown · Sep 29, 2024

Nogho said:
Of course - but sometimes money isn’t everything.

Mate, is this your first day watching football?

James35 · Sep 29, 2024

If this guy is kept on beyond this game we will get exactly what we deserve. It’s a disgrace.

Florida Man · Sep 29, 2024

Godfather said:
A good team would have scored 5 or 6 against us today

Onana kept the score low

Gabriel Djemba-Bebe · Sep 29, 2024

Ollie Derbyshire said:
You think it could get worse?

It's not about whether Southgate would make us worse than our lowest ebb under Ten Hag, it's about whether he could make significant progress in helping us get back to the top. The answer is obviously no, so I'd prefer to hold off until the right manager becomes available.

Sandikan · Sep 29, 2024

James35 said:
If this guy is kept on beyond this game we will get exactly what we deserve. It’s a disgrace.

They renewed his deal 4months back. There's not a chance in hell they're sacking him just moving into October.

The Irish Connection · Sep 29, 2024

SirScholes said:
who is in the top 6? disagree its miles away from 4-6th

So City and Arsenal are obvious.
Liverpool, Salah, Diaz, Jota and bench options, miles ahead of us.
Chelsea, Palmer, Jackson who is on par with Hojlund, arguably better, and Nkunku/Neto, again, miles ahead.
Spurs, Son, Solanke and Kulusevski/Johnson, ahead of us.
Villa, Watkins/Duran, Bailey, Philogene.
You could argue Newcastle.
West Ham, Bowen, Fulkrug, the Brazilian lad, Summerville, better.

We need to stop overrating our players, like the manager.
Garnacho and Amad have potential but at the moment would only be bench options for the top 5.
Same with Hojlund. Zirkzee is a squad option too.
Rashford is finished.

Zed 101 · Sep 29, 2024

I know we should expect a shift from players, but they get demoralised and frustrated as well, could be giving 100% but if things aren't right, the play will be disjointed and will look like they can't be arsed..... ETH has to motivate the players something he is struggling to do because everyone knows the writing is on the wall

Redfrog · Sep 29, 2024

mitchmouse said:
the crazy thing is I think we can win at Porto midweek

You’re right : it’s crazy.

Sandikan · Sep 29, 2024

Dobba said:
Southgate.

I reckon he'd have half a chance of getting us to 8th.

The Hilton · Sep 29, 2024

criticalanalysis said:
Don't disagree with that. The manager is the single biggest and most influential change on the team.

However, those three is still better than any combination contain this season's Bruno, simply by those player's styles and characteristics.

TLDR; we'll still be shit but less shit.

These players can be better, but it requires drilling a lot of their natural instincts out of them. A bit like the Pep/Arteta approach of turning players into automatons.

Who's Kissing Cameras? · Sep 29, 2024

NLunited said:
I watched some of Spurs-Coventry. Coventry was better.

???

Who's Kissing Cameras? · Sep 29, 2024

RedIan said:
We have been no better or worse than spurs. Both won 2 lost 2 drawn 1.
Ange a superior coach is open to debate. Maybe a better motivator, coach, I doubt.

What do you think now? Ange is leagues ahead of Ten Hag, and Ange isn’t even that great.

Who's Kissing Cameras? · Sep 29, 2024

Sandikan said:
They renewed his deal 4months back. There's not a chance in hell they're sacking him just moving into October.

They’ll sack him when he loses against Porto.

SirScholes · Sep 29, 2024

The Irish Connection said:
So City and Arsenal are obvious.
Liverpool, Salah, Diaz, Jota and bench options, miles ahead of us.
Chelsea, Palmer, Jackson who is on par with Hojlund, arguably better, and Nkunku/Neto, again, miles ahead.
Spurs, Son, Solanke and Kulusevski/Johnson, ahead of us.
Villa, Watkins/Duran, Bailey, Philogene.
You could argue Newcastle.
West Ham, Bowen, Fulkrug, the Brazilian lad, Summerville, better.

We need to stop overrating our players, like the manager.
Garnacho and Amad have potential but at the moment would only be bench options for the top 5.
Same with Hojlund. Zirkzee is a squad option too.
Rashford is finished.

Disagree with westham villa Newcastle spurs Chelsea

They just have managers who know what they’re doing

Outside of arsenal city and Liverpool, no way are we miles behind. We just have a shit manager

astracrazy · Sep 29, 2024

You got to laugh

IRELANDUNITED · Sep 29, 2024

kaku06 said:
Oh now only your mind is changed after these 45 minutes. Never trust your judgment again.

I will always trust my judgment, thank you. Like Sir Jim and all the senior figures at United I did believe Ten Hag deserved another chance this season, but it doesn’t look like it’s going to work out for him.

Redfrog · Sep 29, 2024

Sandikan said:
They renewed his deal 4months back. There's not a chance in hell they're sacking him just moving into October.

Better to wait until the season is over.

Sandikan · Sep 29, 2024

Who's Kissing Cameras? said:
They’ll sack him when he loses against Porto.

We probably won't lose and even if we do they won't sack him.

We've had this for years every defeat people thinking the board will sack someone.

They used to wait until top 4 wasn't possible, but have changed now to allow cup success

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