Manchester United 0:3 Tottenham Hotspur

doubleohseven · Sep 29, 2024

What terrifies me is Berrada suggesting we're building for a title in 2028.

That's prime-rib for a yes-man to arrive and cock it up for three years. Potter fits the bill but so does Southgate.

'Give them time' and such.

EtH is a goner. I gave him my backing last season due to injuries and the late cup win, but this season has been simply absymal.

The players can do one, also. Not up to it.

But the replacement within the remit of appeasing Jim Ratcliffe with PR feelers in media feeding us 'jam tomorrow' is more terrifying and ominous than another ten years of ten Hag.

RG 11 · Sep 29, 2024

This is so terrible.

Red Rash · Sep 29, 2024

Absolutely awful. You'd expect we need to bring on Amad for Rashford and Hojlund for Zirkzee at half time.

siw2007 · Sep 29, 2024

Think that’s the worst half I’ve seen from us this year. Dire performance, red card and potential injury. This could get ugly in the 2nd half.

The Urban Goose · Sep 29, 2024

Lads, it's United.

Tony247 · Sep 29, 2024

7 points in 7 games looks reality now

redzombie · Sep 29, 2024

turned it off, what was the reception at HT, Boos?

Jock Steins Boots · Sep 29, 2024

Bocca9978 said:
You won’t see him for a few games then. This ain’t a good day all round.

Might be exactly what United need. Bruno dropped and Mount brought in.

Godfather · Sep 29, 2024

kouroux said:
Odds on ETH gaslighting us with his ITW. "The red card bla bla bla"

Definitley. Bit of a shame that red card for exactly this reason. We were absolutely outplayed by Spurs before that but now he has his narrative

Red Royal · Sep 29, 2024

OK... RVN needs to get ready to manage this group

United Hobbit · Sep 29, 2024

We all know ETH won't call out the refereeing after this either unlike Klopp/Pep etc

kouroux · Sep 29, 2024

The more I look at it, I think the red is deserved. Bruno tried to foul him but for whatever reason, he stuck his leg too high

Dempsey19 · Sep 29, 2024

Zirkzee is absolutely dreadful.

glazed · Sep 29, 2024

Lennon7 said:
I was all for Ten Hag continuing but becoming a bit of a joke now

I agree. I've been ETH in but I'm feeling a bit stupid right now. There aren't really excuses for this kind of performance.

Crimson King · Sep 29, 2024

pratyush_utd said:
That wasn’t red.. But Bruno leg was high. That was incredibly stupid from Bruno

It was but I don't think we should use that to excuse the referee of overreacting and making a poor decision

Sanchez7 · Sep 29, 2024

glazed said:
He's looked knackered ever since the Euros to be honest. Nothing like the player last season.

He should have been protected. Look at how Pep is managing Foden .. ofcourse he has the luxury of having a better squad but Ten Hag's team selections have been baffeling. Took Rashford out after he hit form, started(?) Eriksen in 3 games back to back, Casemiro's games since Liverpool, all of it has been management so badly.

red woppit · Sep 29, 2024

Zlaatan said:
He catches him with the heel, how is that a red?!

Because Madison realised he could get him sent off. Fell over after completing a complete stride after the tackle.

El Zoido · Sep 29, 2024

siw2007 said:
Think that’s the worst half I’ve seen from us this year. Dire performance, red card and potential injury. This could get ugly in the 2nd half.

How many times have we said that? :lol:

pratyush_utd · Sep 29, 2024

Take off Rashford and Zirkzee. We can afford players who are passengers in defence with 10 men.

Get Eriksen and Rasmus on

Yanited__ · Sep 29, 2024

Honestly should be like 4-0 Spurs. Like I said before, IF we somehow nick a result (highly unlikely even with 11 men given how awful we've been) it would just paper over the cracks.

Whatever I just saw there wasn't football. We're 3 years in and still don't look any better. Quite shocked how that could be the case, lots of things need to go wrong for us to look this bad 3 years in. It's not even a one off game cause this performance reminds me a lot of what we saw last year.

Hester_manc · Sep 29, 2024

For the first time I must agree with many United fans - ETH has to go:

1) This is his team (not many players from other managers), and still they are playing poor.
2) He can not blame injuries anymore, and still they are playing poor.
3) All of his new signings this season have been among the worst players so far.

Dannn411 · Sep 29, 2024

Dobba said:
We're 1-0 down and you think the solution is playing either two defensive midfielders or putting a bloke with no legs into a midfield two?

What are you doing wasting your time on here when you should be managing?

Give me £500m and I promise you I'd do a far better job than this bumbling idiot Ten Hag has done.

sepulturite · Sep 29, 2024

E-mal said:
Zekzi looks very bad

Who?

Dudu · Sep 29, 2024

Red Rash said:
Genuinely struggling to identify even a single positive performance today.

Onana maybe.

Garnarcho has at least tried to be a creative outlook?

Dreadful the lot of them.

sglowrider · Sep 29, 2024

Jeffthered said:
That first-half is the most inept Manchester United performance that I can remember.

Absolutely shocking. I'm actually stunned.

You must have a really bad memory. There has been countless the past 18months

thisisnottaken1 · Sep 29, 2024

My granddad would do a better job and he’s been dead for three months.

Hugh Jass · Sep 29, 2024

One team is motivated and one isnt. The spurs players are sharp, whereas we look like pub team that is managerless.

arnie_ni · Sep 29, 2024

Spark said:
He immediately claimed it was red?

He said he didnt see abything but when you see players react like that something bad usually happens. He seen a reply and said its a red then seen the other angle, seen the slip, said oh its not as bad as it looked, but VAR won't over turn it.

He was correct

kouroux · Sep 29, 2024

Sandikan said:
Think you need to re-write that one. But we got what you meant.

He's Wout without the workrate, but with more little touches that probably look quality in training

The game has broken me brother, be kind to me

RedDevilRoshi · Sep 29, 2024

INEOS first two mistakes were awarding both ETH & Bruno with contract extensions.

As for the game, I don’t know what more I can say that hasn’t been said already.

Red Royal · Sep 29, 2024

kouroux said:
Stick an afro wig on Zirkzee and you have Wout

Err... I know what u mean but....

El Jefe · Sep 29, 2024

Ugarte and Zirkzee are no better than Amrabat and last season's Martial. We are cooked.

OmarUnited4ever · Sep 29, 2024

foot was too high, the ref had the excuse to give the straight red, feck the ref but Bruno is at fault for this.

quadrant · Sep 29, 2024

Hopeless so far. Wretched. Maybe our worst performance under ETH. We're just lucky that Spurs haven't put a hatful past us. We could hardly complain if it were 3-0. No control, no plan. Not even any effort. Just passively letting that game go past us. That red card had no bearing on the performance.

We're in this weird void where the players haven't exactly downed tools, but it's evident that ETH hasn't got them up and fighting. There's no belief out there on the pitch.

I felt for a while that ETH would go in the next bad run of games. With two draws and a probable defeat in the current run, this may be it. Either we see a miracle of a second half or he's a dead man walking.

RedIan · Sep 29, 2024

Livewire1974 said:
45 mins for ETH to save his job.

The red card excuse will probably save his job.

redshaw · Sep 29, 2024

It was a blood bath before the sending off.

RoadTrip · Sep 29, 2024

Genuinely farcical performance

ForeverRed1 · Sep 29, 2024

Garnacho's Shoelaces said:
So far heard racist chants from Spurs fans and now homophobic chanting directed at Mouth.

Classy club.

To who? Mount?

Kopral Jono · Sep 29, 2024

What do we do in training?

Precaution · Sep 29, 2024

Bruno just wanted it more - an early shower that is

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