Christ, you know we're shit when Timo Werner looks like a baller.
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Manchester United 0:3 Tottenham Hotspur
Old Trafford
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ZZ is leading XG Golden Boot chart by a light year
Bad missZirkzee never seems to be in the right place.Ah come on Zirkzee, score these.
When we're those good performances?
He's been doing that for ages now, but he's given a free pass because he's Captain.
He does one good pass per game and that gives him his starting place in the next game.That was close. Zirkzee was stretching, not much more he could have done thereZirkzee seems off balance when in the boxSpurs look like they'll score on every counter.
Just breeze through us.Who tf bruno is passing to?
They're experts at farming United fans for ad revenue.All these YouTube “experts” who were creating content like “this is why player X is PERFECT for United/ final piece of the puzzle”
So far all our signings look quite poor
He's not shiteThat's a pretty poor effort, tbh. There's no power in that at all.A player who just can't finish let's us done yet againOf course he saves., Of course we can't put another chance just yards out.
ETH Ball and he’ll be gone very shortly nothing changing with this coach if anything we are getting worse!
Failure to compete and run is the bare minimum and Zirkzee needs to start scoring poor guy he just can’t catch a break right now!
Sure thing, because that is what a single player can do. Make the whole team to play possession football. Wonder what makes you think that - maybe the football festival against mighty Barnsley?!And now we’re suddenly doing a full press? Gone from no press to full press
We’re cluelessBruno ball to Rashford. That's all we are with those two in the side. Fecking sick of it.
His contract would say otherwise
ETH is also among the ones who discarded what Ralf preconisedUnited should be trash by Spurs, hopefully ETH get sack tomorrow.Zirkzee was unmarked .. Could have easily taken a touch and slotted that inJesus. Rashford is having a 'mare
I mean, "good" is a generous term for those games. I'd go with "not embarassing".Its funny after 10 years people still dont get it, rot has to go first, bunch of overpaid cnuts of a players, instead we extending their contracts giving them more for achieving feck all.change the fecking set up when it's clearly not workingMazraoui is getting roasted.
No because our idiot fans would have been heaping pressure on whoever the new manager was immediately to say "I told you we shouldn't have sacked ETH". People act like fan pressure doesn't matter but it absolutely does and it influences important decisions despite the majority of fans having no idea what they're talking about
I just can't believe how many of our players jump out of tackles.Again DL in their half. Ffs hold the position otherwise conceding 2nd anytime now
Our creators/passers are a bit wank, they continuously play balls of their teammates wrong foot or in the wrong space.
so why didn't he buy one?If you believe this you're a fecking clown
Feel a bit sorry for Zirkzee. He’s had a few very good efforts well saved from a series of keepers. Just won’t quite happen for him
It's a tactical issue. Bruno once filled in for us at centre back, he's capable of following instructions. It's all down to how the manager has set us up.need a goal before half time or I can see the crowd turningLads, it's United.
Are you even watching United regulary?We are making Werner and Johnson look like Rodrygo and Vini- Status
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Compiled from 237 ratings.
Score Predictions
97,70,48
- Man Utd win
- Tottenham win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 20% Man Utd 2:1 Tottenham
- 12% Man Utd 1:2 Tottenham
- 12% Man Utd 1:1 Tottenham
- 9% Man Utd 2:2 Tottenham
- 8% Man Utd 3:1 Tottenham
- 7% Man Utd 2:0 Tottenham
- 7% Man Utd 0:2 Tottenham
- 6% Man Utd 1:3 Tottenham
- 4% Man Utd 0:3 Tottenham
- 3% Man Utd 3:2 Tottenham
- 2% Man Utd 0:0 Tottenham
- 2% Man Utd 3:0 Tottenham
- 2% Man Utd 1:0 Tottenham
- 1% Man Utd 0:1 Tottenham
- 1% Man Utd 4:1 Tottenham
- 1% Man Utd 2:3 Tottenham
- 0% Man Utd 5:0 Tottenham
- 0% Man Utd 5:1 Tottenham
- 0% Man Utd 2:4 Tottenham
- 0% Man Utd 9:0 Tottenham
- 0% Man Utd 1:4 Tottenham
- 0% Man Utd 0:4 Tottenham
- 0% Man Utd 0:5 Tottenham
Match Stats
- Man Utd
- Tottenham
- Overall Possession
- 39.2% 60.8%
- Shots
- 11 24
- Shots on target
- 2 10
- Shots off target
- 5 7
- Blocked shots
- 4 7
- Total touches in the box
- 25 45
- Goalkeeper saves
- 7 2
- Fouls
- 16 14
- Corners
- 5 3
Referee
Chris Kavanagh
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Christian Eriksen
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replaced by Mason Mount
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replaced by Rasmus Hojlund
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replaced by Casemiro
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